MonkeyInaT34
Grand Rapist of The Cunny Union
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I wasn't even into my first month of highschool when my primitive soy brain set eyes on a new horizon, my cousin convinced me "looks don't matter chud, she's not gonna reject you!" So I went for it.
Some time later my class was going on a field trip, I donned my white knight shining armor and said "today is the day!" Then happily sat at the back of the bus alone. It just so happened to be that the bitch I liked was in the seat in front of mine.
I called her name, she didn't respond, I thought to myself "maybe she didn't hear me" I did it again, no response, so I, being the evil inkwell that I was, tapped her shoulder without consent, she turned around and told me "go away from me" and "you're gross, I don't like you"
Then 2 students assigned as disciplinary officers heard the commotion and came over, after she explained that I SA'd her then tried to grape her, they told me to "go back to your seat" and asked "do you want to be reported?"
Safe to say I never spoke to my cousin again, and I never looked in the mirror the same way again either.
Some time later my class was going on a field trip, I donned my white knight shining armor and said "today is the day!" Then happily sat at the back of the bus alone. It just so happened to be that the bitch I liked was in the seat in front of mine.
I called her name, she didn't respond, I thought to myself "maybe she didn't hear me" I did it again, no response, so I, being the evil inkwell that I was, tapped her shoulder without consent, she turned around and told me "go away from me" and "you're gross, I don't like you"
Then 2 students assigned as disciplinary officers heard the commotion and came over, after she explained that I SA'd her then tried to grape her, they told me to "go back to your seat" and asked "do you want to be reported?"
Safe to say I never spoke to my cousin again, and I never looked in the mirror the same way again either.





