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Story My escortcelling experience (how i got laid)

Ghostbuster15k

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So let me tell you about my experience just today.

Keep in mind it's been a few years since I've visited one. Things have changed a little in my area. I contacted a couple of madames I used to know, and one told me about the brothel she was currently working at. She said they had nice girls. They even have social media, where some of the girls advertise themselves - being free agents - in collaboration with the brothels. The current generation of brothel girls here are slightly younger and more internet savvy compared with years back.

So I peeped this very nice looking Latam foid. I booked in to see her without even having to attend the brothel or do the line-up. Modern brothels have integrated some aspects of escorting into their services. Very interesting. I asked the madame to word this foid up, so that my face does not surprise her.

Anyway, one hour for $200.
I rocked up, and didn't even have to wait 5 minutes before she came to have a chat with me. We decided we were comfortable with each other, and the booking proceeded.
I go up to reception and spoke with my madame friend. She has not seen me for a couple of years. I give her the money, and she hands the foid her cut.

This Latam foid was very nice looking. The prettiest I've ever met at a brothel was a Thai girl from years back. This Colombian foid was even better. 9/10, size 6, natural Ds despite the small frame and the signature Latam bubble butt.

We go into the room. She asks to check my pener. Standard procedure for STD screening. She then asks me to take a shower. The lights in the room are dim. I prefer this. The walls and ceilings are covered in mirror.

She leaves the room while I wash. I bring my own shampoo/body wash combo.
She comes in on time. The booking starts.
We both gargle mouthwash for 30 seconds.

We talk for the first 5 minutes. We talked about our immigration experiences. I mentioned that I had been a sugar daddy and she was very curious about that. She tells me she had recently signed up on a sugar babe website and was getting hundreds of messages. She had used the site to charge men to have coffee with her.

I was already naked, covered in my bath towel. She had a small dress on. She put my hands on her breasts and I was shocked her tits were actually natural ngl. I got hard just fiddling with her tits. I asked her what she liked to do during sex.

She ask me to get up. She stood up too. She slipped out of her dress, and ask me to stand behind her. She then guided my hand in molesting her body. By pener was stuck in her buttcrack practically ready to explode ngl.

That led to a covered blowjob on the bed for about 5 minutes. It was decent. I didn't let her go on for too long - it's a typical foid trick - the longer and harder she blows you, the less time you can fuck her before cooming.

She wanted to change the condom for sex. The condom was changed, and I start fucking her very slowly, with just half of my pener at first. I wanted to fiddle with her clit, she asked for lube to be used instead of saliva. I slowly fuck her as I flicked her beans for about 10 minutes before she really got into it.

It is interesting to see how the foids react if you administer your fuck slowly. They start to close their eyes more (brothel foids are always vigilant in case retards try to pull off their condom), their legs tense up and change position, they get wetter without more lube, they start massaging their own tits if you aren't playing with them.

I go in for kissing at this point. I tend to find that this is when they are most receptive.

She tells me she's close after 10 minutes of pumping, and hold my rhythm. She spasms for about 5 seconds. Idk if she came or if she was acting, but her clit and vag were gently pulsing which I usually take as a reliable sign.

Afterwards as I continued to pump, she tells me she is getting sore. I pump her extra hard for about a minute to bring on my coom.

I collapse on the bed, she gets some tissues to clean us up. She then cuddles up to me, and we talk more about sugar arrangements.
She tells me that she'd be open to seeing me outside of the brothel.
It works out better for both of us if we do this, as the brothels usually take about a 40% cut.
We exchange numbers.

We talk a little more, she tells me about her part-time work as a promotional model - not surprising as she is a physically superior specimen of human.

I ask her to make me coom again with her hands. She gives me a very nice 5 minute handjob to bring on my coom, while I fondle her tits some more.

The breakdown was good. 5 mins of foreplay. 5 mins of blowjob. 20 mins of fucking. 5 mins handjob. 2 cooms for me. In one hour.

She goes to pee on the toilet, in front of me, as I step into the shower to wash again. She leads me out to the reception and kisses me goodbye.
I chitchat with the madame I know for another 5 minutes before leaving.
There was a fat whorestie sitting next to her eyeballing my face the entire time. I ignored her. I don't like fatties.

I head out the door and text the foid. I will see her privately maybe later this month.
 
Makes a whore orgasm :chad:

jk hope you enjoyed yourself.
 
In what universe does this post belong to an incel.
It has everything to do with incels since incels cant get sex for free due to not good looking, we have to get sex by paying an escort to do it.

so basically we have to pay for sex and im posting my escortcelling experience here
 
Bro im in Australia too, am also an escortcel. Feel free to PM me to discuss experiences
 
this made escorts sound good. i was worried my first experience would be really robotic, no talking and she wont enjoy it. but idk.

are all escorts like this?
 
brag thread
We should be able to talk about prostitutemaxxing but giving an in depth brag of how good you fucked her when many here cant get good experiences with them is 100% bragging and shouldnt be allowed
 
i know, im just ridiculing the inconsistency with which this is applied
yeah its pure bragging tbh. guess it just satisfy some curiousity though
 
Yeah I'm mogged. I have an extremely long refractory period for my age, and ED.
 
she hands the foid her cut
How much of the 200 dollars (Australian dollars or US?) she got?

I ask her to make me coom again with her hands. She gives me a very nice 5 minute handjob to bring on my coom, while I fondle her tits some more.
Why didn't you take pussy second time? And how can you last so long the first time, but cum so quickly the second time with a few minutes' break only? Why did you cum in 5 minutes of handjob, but not at the blowjob of 5 minutes?
 

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