It's Over My dog doesn't love me

[NowItsSlimeTime]

When I walk him he just focuses on the walk and never looks at me

When I talk to him or give him commands he ignores me

When I come home he barks incessantly at me

He can be a real son of a bitch sometimes

 

[Zer0/∞]

Reverse dogpill

 

[Postmaxxercel50k]

truecel trait not even animals like you

 

[NowItsSlimeTime]

I pick up this little mfers shit and he still acts like a big deal

 

[Paul Bernardo]

stomp that piece of shit to death

 

[Paul Bernardo]

Reverse dogpill

just brutal man

 

[BornToLose]

You've been cucked nigger.

 

[BornToLose]

get a small monkey like this



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watch this video and it will show you how monkeys work from a trainer


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj2YRR0SBII



or you can get crabs instead

My monkey mogs your monkey. He don't give a shit.

 

[PLA1092]

Reminder that he mogs you in terms of SMV, and likely goes outside daily without your prior knowledge to ascend with Stacy Retriever; brutal that he even judges on you on your genetic physical attractiveness, even as a dog with quite the lower intellect and sentient ability compared to your own...

I'd much prefer a "ragdoll"-type cat if I ever got a pet; much more docile and obedient.

 

[BornToLose]

damn based

The problem is cigarettes are so damn expensive.

 

[BornToLose]

But he loves them so, so what can you do?

 

[NowItsSlimeTime]

get a small monkey like this



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watch this video and it will show you how monkeys work from a trainer


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj2YRR0SBII



or you can get crabs instead

My earliest memory is watching a youtube video of someone who's face got ripped off by a monkey

 

[BornToLose]

My earliest memory is watching a youtube video of someone who's face got ripped off by a monkey

This perhaps explains some things.

 

[BornToLose]

bro he looks smoked as fuck

Look nigger, he hasn't had an easy life. Let him have his copes.

 

[NowItsSlimeTime]

i just googled search it
chimpanzees are the worst type of monkeys and are very hostile
even to each other
especially if it is albino

That happened in 2019?? I thought I was like 5 when I heard it what