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My dog went out and only came back the day after.
This is the third time happening bro just decided not to come back.
I'm really not sure what has been going on with him, de doesn't tell me.
Of course he wouldn't he's a dog! Dogs don't talk to humans. But I in
someway am able to understand him better than a human but not this time.
I can not pin point what the issue is.
The routine is he goes out once a day at night alone and comes back in.
But now it has been different for the past 2 or 3 days. He wonders off
into the night without coming back at his usual time.
I suspect this could be an effect of his routine being tampered with.
How it usually goes:
I let him out in a specific time every day no compromises.
After he comes back it he lets me know he's back so I bring him food and water. So he can have his "post-workout" meal I usually leave him plenty
more so he can snack on after he rests until the next day.
How it has been lately:
My parents give him more food than actually he needs at odd hours of the day. Hence, having "pre-workout" meal meaning: more energy.
Due to it being winter in the southern hemisphere sunlight is shorter than
regular days, I'm sure that is how it is everywhere else in the globe.
So my parents let the dog out earlier than i usually allow him thus: fucking with his sense of schedule and making my life miserable!
Conclusion:
A man or a dog is a lost being without his schedule.
Life will gradually crumble around him if a schedule is not followed.
Possible considerations:
a) Accept the "dogpill" and just castrate my dog theory.
b) Give my dog the Hasan Piker treatment and get him a shock collar/GPS tracker.
c) Curse out my parents for their inconsiderate actions.
d) Put him in time out for the week. oy gevalt shut it down treatment.
Regarding the considerations:
a,b - Would make me an animal abuser and I don't subscribe to that motto.
The likelihood of him being out just fucking a foid or an astray furry foid
is great. JFL
Straight up castration is what chat JEWPT suggested. But that is
at the same level as jews stealing babies' foreskins. Hence Jewish.
Would you castrate your friend? Likely not.
b - I would consider B to be used as last resort if bro pulls something
like it again. Call it the "Nuclear" option.
GPS trackers are expensive and requires a jewbiscription to use it.
A sock collar I think is inhumane I wouldn't like it that done to
myself. I'd be in a constant state of paranoia.
c,d - That's probably what am I gonna go for.
Do you have a dog?
What would you do? and why?
Are schedules good or bad for pets?
How to humanly discipline dogs?
Thoughts?
This is the third time happening bro just decided not to come back.
I'm really not sure what has been going on with him, de doesn't tell me.
Of course he wouldn't he's a dog! Dogs don't talk to humans. But I in
someway am able to understand him better than a human but not this time.
I can not pin point what the issue is.
The routine is he goes out once a day at night alone and comes back in.
But now it has been different for the past 2 or 3 days. He wonders off
into the night without coming back at his usual time.
I suspect this could be an effect of his routine being tampered with.
How it usually goes:
I let him out in a specific time every day no compromises.
After he comes back it he lets me know he's back so I bring him food and water. So he can have his "post-workout" meal I usually leave him plenty
more so he can snack on after he rests until the next day.
How it has been lately:
My parents give him more food than actually he needs at odd hours of the day. Hence, having "pre-workout" meal meaning: more energy.
Due to it being winter in the southern hemisphere sunlight is shorter than
regular days, I'm sure that is how it is everywhere else in the globe.
So my parents let the dog out earlier than i usually allow him thus: fucking with his sense of schedule and making my life miserable!
Conclusion:
A man or a dog is a lost being without his schedule.
Life will gradually crumble around him if a schedule is not followed.
Possible considerations:
a) Accept the "dogpill" and just castrate my dog theory.
b) Give my dog the Hasan Piker treatment and get him a shock collar/GPS tracker.
c) Curse out my parents for their inconsiderate actions.
d) Put him in time out for the week. oy gevalt shut it down treatment.
Regarding the considerations:
a,b - Would make me an animal abuser and I don't subscribe to that motto.
The likelihood of him being out just fucking a foid or an astray furry foid
is great. JFL
Straight up castration is what chat JEWPT suggested. But that is
at the same level as jews stealing babies' foreskins. Hence Jewish.
Would you castrate your friend? Likely not.
b - I would consider B to be used as last resort if bro pulls something
like it again. Call it the "Nuclear" option.
GPS trackers are expensive and requires a jewbiscription to use it.
A sock collar I think is inhumane I wouldn't like it that done to
myself. I'd be in a constant state of paranoia.
c,d - That's probably what am I gonna go for.
Do you have a dog?
What would you do? and why?
Are schedules good or bad for pets?
How to humanly discipline dogs?
Thoughts?
