In addition to having a small dick, it's also very wrinkly. And so with all those crevices it starts to smell weird in ways that normal soap with parabens and sulfates can't clean. So I have this very specific body wash that I use, it's the only thing that lets me open my legs without my whole office knowing I'm there. I wash my body with it, and my dick.
Problem is, this rarely stocks on shelves. So recently I've had to order it special. I ordered it with 2 day express shipping. Didn't show up. I call these people. They say "It arrived on July 3rd!" And I'm like "I didn't get any such package." My only assumption is someone stole it. But they say they'll send another, but this is the last chance and I have to be there to sign for it. I say cool. They say they'll be here today, before 4:30 PM. I wait. It's now 5:40 PM. Not so much as a knock on the door.
WHERE IS MY DAMN DICK WASHING LIQUID???
The difference between a chad and an incel is a few millimeters of boner.
Problem is, this rarely stocks on shelves. So recently I've had to order it special. I ordered it with 2 day express shipping. Didn't show up. I call these people. They say "It arrived on July 3rd!" And I'm like "I didn't get any such package." My only assumption is someone stole it. But they say they'll send another, but this is the last chance and I have to be there to sign for it. I say cool. They say they'll be here today, before 4:30 PM. I wait. It's now 5:40 PM. Not so much as a knock on the door.
WHERE IS MY DAMN DICK WASHING LIQUID???
The difference between a chad and an incel is a few millimeters of boner.
