SuicideFuel My dick is smaller than I thought it was

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Colvin76 said:
BP or nonBP?
nonBP I think but it doesn't matter.
It's over.
 
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If it helps you to cope then I saw in an escort forum (saafe) a whore complaining
about that she has a customer with a huge dick and it makes her pussy hurt and that she doesn't like it
 
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Zettacel said:
nonBP I think but it doesn't matter.
It's over.
RIP brocel :feelsbadman:
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If it helps you to cope then I saw in an escort forum (saafe) a whore complaining
about that she has a customer with a huge dick and it makes her pussy hurt and that she doesn't like it
If it was a Chad, she would be loving it and begging for more. This is too much of a cope tbh.
 
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Colvin76 said:
RIP brocel :feelsbadman:

If it was a Chad, she would be loving it and begging for more. This is too much of a cope tbh.
Maybe, I don't think that dick size really matters because to get into place bed at first you need a good face, so regardless of your dick size
it doesn't matter because she won't see it, and if she will see it then she will call the police on you,
but again, smalldick incels think that dick is everything, manlets think that height is everything and etc....
 
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I refuse to bleivev ethis

Youre just saying its smaller to get extra pity points since you know full well that you dickmog a significant portion of this forum
 
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Total Imbecile said:
I refuse to bleivev ethis

Youre just saying its smaller to get extra pity points since you know full well that you dickmog a significant portion of this forum
LARP and cope and you watch too much blacked.com and BBC porn
 
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Brutal, you're black too that makes it even worse
 
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Uglychincel said:
Brutal, you're black too that makes it even worse
Any black guy who isn't 8+ inches is seen as a joke by soyciety because of STUPID BBC JEW PORN :feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree:. FUCK I HATE BBC PORN SO MUCH. WHY DO JEWS HAVE TO RUIN LIVES FOR BLACK MEN???
 
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Colvin76 said:
For months, I thought it was 6" bone pressed... but over these past few weeks, I found out I was wrong.

Recently, I have been measuring very carefully and have found out that I'm realistically only 5" or 4.75" bone pressed.

At least I can cope with the fact that I'm Incel and would never get a chance to use it anyway, but this shit is still brutal as fuck :feels: :feels: :feels: :feels: :feels: :feels: :feels:. Why couldn't I at least have an average size? :feels::feels::feels::feels::feels::feels:

Ricecel 3"x 3" checking in. Wish I had 2 more inches to mine. You know, if it was possible I could give you 3 additional inches and 3 more inches of girth, I would. I want my brocels here to at least succeed in my stead.
 
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riceronicel said:
Ricecel 3"x 3" checking in. Wish I had 2 more inches to mine. You know, if it was possible I could give you 3 additional inches and 3 more inches of girth, I would. I want my brocels here to at least succeed in my stead.
Holy shit, 3x3 is brutal as fuck. I'm sorry bro, you have my condolences... I don't know what else to say.
 
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Total Imbecile said:
I refuse to bleivev ethis

Youre just saying its smaller to get extra pity points since you know full well that you dickmog a significant portion of this forum
 
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Colvin76 said:
Holy shit, 3x3 is brutal as fuck. I'm sorry bro, you have my condolences... I don't know what else to say.

I'm coping. I'm a master at it at this point. Us ricecels are masters at something somewhere. For me, it's just coping. That's all.
 
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Don't worry too much, mine looks like a clit. I have to sit down to take a piss because i can't get my hands on it. It's shrinking the less i use it i think.
 
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Colvin76 said:
What is your girth? Mine is 3.5 on a good day

Are you sure you're measuring correctly?
 
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Zettacel said:
nonBP I think but it doesn't matter.
It's over.
It absolutely matters. Measurements are done bone-pressed. Only low IQcels don't do it that way or claim it shouldn't be done that way.
 
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In other news I got some life fuel recently realizing my girth is 5.1", not 4.9"
riceronicel said:
Ricecel 3"x 3" checking in.
:feelswow: I have
x7.1 your volume
 
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Colvin76 said:
LARP and cope and you watch too much blacked.com and BBC porn

JFL you dont just go from being 6''+ to sub 5'', that doesnt happen

How are you measuring it differently?
 
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Adamhastor said:
WTF is that gay obsession with dick size ?
It is not a gay obsession. Females are the ones who are obsessed with penis size.

 
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Dickpill is brutal Colvin. I am sorry. :feelsbadman:
My erect length turned out to be half an inch smaller than my estimations too when I measured.
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erect? I'm not sure but I think mine is 4. That's why I'm doubting, never saw anyone thinner than I. Lifefuel for me if true ngl
Unrelated but I recommend to measure it, my girth turned out to be slightly larger than I expected when I measured it(still nothing extraordinary)
 
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HyperVersager_4EVER said:
Dickpill is brutal Colvin. I am sorry. :feelsbadman:
My erect length turned out to be half an inch smaller than my estimations too when I measured.

Unrelated but I recommend to measure it, my girth turned out to be slightly larger than I expected when I measured it(still nothing extraordinary)
imagine measuring and findind out it's even thinner. brutal. What's the correct way of measuring the girth?
 
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Tenshi said:
imagine measuring and findind out it's even thinner. brutal. What's the correct way of measuring the girth?
Get a measuring tape like this and wrap it around your dick at middle(mid-shaft area, not base or glans)
 
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I have never measured my penis so I can live in plausible denial. My rule is that its like walking on a tightrope over a deep chasm. Just don’t look down. I could be anywhere from 4 to 6 as far as I know
 
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Adamhastor said:
WTF is that gay obsession with dick size ?
You'd think if we were doing it for the purposes of pleasing a woman we'd be talking more about circumference (girth) since that's what matters more.

Instead we focus on length, which is definitely homoerotic because length matters more with man-on-man sodomy because you need length to reach the prostate.

Chad doesn't need length to satisfy a foid. Length is just cope for non-chads who can only arouse masochistic women by bruising their cervixes by ramming their cocks into it.

Discussing length w/o girth should be a bannable offense since it belies a homosexual undertone of focus on reaching the prostate. Heterosexual men care about filling a woman's tunnel, not just reaching the end of it, and so will talk about girth in high-IQ three-dimensional terms.

Those who only talk about length are either low IQ, foids in disguise, or gay men in disguise.
 
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wtf is bone pressed? am i supposed to do this soft?

my pp 6.4 inch not bone press hard
 
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i'm a dicklet too :cryfeels::cryfeels::cryfeels::cryfeels::cryfeels::cryfeels::cryfeels:
 
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Total Imbecile said:
JFL you dont just go from being 6''+ to sub 5'', that doesnt happen

How are you measuring it differently?
I used a wood ruler instead of bendy measuring tape. I also did other research on how to measure properly.

Also 6" and 6"+ are not the same. Stop fucking exaggeraring. You do this all the fucking time.

You also lied about me having a 6 pack in another thread (hint, I dont have the genetics for one and never had one).

Also the most insane thing you said tbh was this:
"Your side profile is almost as bad as mine but I still think you can pull it off and slay." :feelsseriously:

Its like you WANT everyone to be moggers in your stupid fantasy land. Nothing you say should be taken seriously.
 
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Colvin76 said:
Dick is the hardest bodypart to measure because you can't get any help from anyone else.
why do you need help to measure your dick, just use a ruler retard
 
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Colvin76 said:
For months, I thought it was 6" bone pressed... but over these past few weeks, I found out I was wrong.

Recently, I have been measuring very carefully and have found out that I'm realistically only 5" or 4.75" bone pressed.

At least I can cope with the fact that I'm Incel and would never get a chance to use it anyway, but this shit is still brutal as fuck :feels: :feels: :feels: :feels: :feels: :feels: :feels:. Why couldn't I at least have an average size? :feels::feels::feels::feels::feels::feels:
Mines 1 inch, and about 1.5 inches erect. Though I haven't had an erection for over a year due to all the meds I'm on making me impotent and taking away my sex drive, which I consider a good thing.
 
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Sucks tbh ngl. I'm a girthcel, but as long as I'm in the west no woman will see it.
 
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Colvin76 said:
I used a wood ruler instead of bendy measuring tape. I also did other research on how to measure properly.
So what is the correct method? On one of this dick size collecting webpages I read said ruler, other measuring tape (but not if this is a flexible one) is the "correct" method.

If you have a strong/moderate curve, you can either gently straighten the curve, use a piece of string that goes along the top following the curve, or disregard the curve completely, which method you choose to use will inform you about different comparative aspects. You should note that many of the studies exclude people with penile curvature.

Maybe that is your problem and explain the difference. To much curve upwards?
 
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Bro, even if somehow you had a chance to fuck you would just get laughed at by your dick size. You probably wouldn't even be able to get hard due to the anxiety of being seen as too small.
 
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How the fuck would you measure it so wrong?
It is indeed over.