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For months, I thought it was 6" bone pressed... but over these past few weeks, I found out I was wrong.

Recently, I have been measuring very carefully and have found out that I'm realistically only 5" or 4.75" bone pressed.

At least I can cope with the fact that I'm Incel and would never get a chance to use it anyway, but this shit is still brutal as fuck :feels: :feels: :feels: :feels: :feels: :feels: :feels:. Why couldn't I at least have an average size? :feels::feels::feels::feels::feels::feels:
 
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Don't worry bro you're average.












In India. :lul:
 
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I have a 6" bonepressed and i am rice brutal man:feelskek:
 
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RREEEEEEEEE said:
Don't worry bro you're average.












In India. :lul:
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Your situation won't change in light of this new revelation. You were truecel before, and now after learning about your true dick size, you're still just as much truecel as before. Only your self-esteem has taken a hit, but not your circumstances.
 
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WTF is that gay obsession with dick size ?
 
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RREEEEEEEEE said:
I'm sorry bro but you were dealt a shitty hand. Don't rope!
My cope is that no one will ever see it anyways. That is what will keep me away from the rope.

wereqryan said:
Your situation won't change in light of this new revelation. You were truecel before, and now after learning about your true dick size, you're still just as much truecel as before. Only your self-esteem has taken a hit, but not your circumstances.
I agree with this.
 
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WTF that's quite a margin of error.
 
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My dick is smaller than my balls
 
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Gyros_Pretcel said:
WTF that's quite a margin of error.
The very first time I measured (Months ago) I was very clueless and didn't know what I was doing.

Now after extensive research and accurate measuring, I found out my realistic bonepressed size is only 5" - 4.75".

With height, you can have a doctor measure you every year.

With dick... you have to figure it out yourself.
 
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we arent going to use them anyway
 
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Not going to measure because I know it's smaller than my phone.
 
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Virginp0wers said:
we arent going to use them anyway
Thats exactly what I'm going to tell myself to cope through this.
 
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Colvin76 said:
The very first time I measured (Months ago) I was very clueless and didn't know what I was doing.

Now after extensive research and accurate measuring, I found out my realistic bonepressed size is only 5" - 4.75".

With height, you can have a doctor measure you every year.

With dick... you have to figure it out yourself.
Very unsettling. So where was your mistake?
 
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mNFwTJ3wz9 said:
Not going to measure because I know it's smaller than my phone.
Brutal... :feelsbadman:
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Very unsettling. So where was your mistake?
Its kinda embarassing to describe details... I don't really want to get into it. Hope you understand.
 
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Its beyond over. Dickpill is the most merciless of them all :cryfeels:
 
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Gyros_Pretcel said:
WTF that's quite a margin of error.
This

??? Colvin what are you doing
 
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Colvin76 said:
Thats exactly what I'm going to tell myself to cope through this.

we either cope or rope
 
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ionlycopenow said:
This

??? Colvin what are you doing
Months ago was my first time measuring.

Also you can't compare it to stuff that are easy to measure like wrist size, hand size, etc. Dick is the hardest bodypart to measure because you can't get any help from anyone else.

When I wanted to measure my wingspan once, it was easy because I could just ask my dad for help.
 
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Colvin76 said:
Months ago was my first time measuring.

Also you can't compare it to stuff that are easy to measure like wrist size, hand size, etc. Dick is the hardest bodypart to measure because you can't get any help from anyone else.

When I wanted to measure my wingspan once, it was easy because I could just ask my dad for help.
a whole inch though, how do you be that far off is my point. Just get a ruler or tape and measure

What is your wingspan
 
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that is brutal tbh, but still mogs me nonetheless
 
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RREEEEEEEEE said:
Don't rope!
Life is pain for truecels. Why would you discourage roping? I don't want Colvin to rope, but I am appreciate his feelings and I would accept it if he did rope.
Colvin76 said:
Thats exactly what I'm going to tell myself to cope through this.
Its not cope. Its true. Neither you, nor I or many other incels will use our penis. We should just be satisfied by jerking off.
 
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I have the tiniest dick here. It's tiny BY ASIAN STANDARDS. ITS OVER.
 
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ionlycopenow said:
What is your wingspan
6'2" wing span.

Sucks that I'm only 5'9.25" in height though.

My dad is around the same height as me (he's 0.25" taller) and has a wingspan of 6'1" when I measured him.
 
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Colvin76 said:
Months ago was my first time measuring.

Also you can't compare it to stuff that are easy to measure like wrist size, hand size, etc. Dick is the hardest bodypart to measure because you can't get any help from anyone else.

When I wanted to measure my wingspan once, it was easy because I could just ask my dad for help.
Have you tried the toilet roll test, it's far simpler than using measuring tape
 
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SlayerSlayer said:
Have you tried the toilet roll test, it's far simpler than using measuring tape
I've done that before, it fit, at there was lots of space left :feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree:
 
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Colvin76 said:
My cope is that no one will ever see it anyways. That is what will keep me away from the rope.


I agree with this.
That's a good cope bro. I admire the fact you are soldiering on. I can cope because I'm curry and we are considered the lowest of the low, so I don't have to live up to any expectations, unlike you.
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Life is pain for truecels. Why would you discourage roping? I don't want Colvin to rope, but I am appreciate his feelings and I would accept it if he did rope.

Its not cope. Its true. Neither you, nor I or many other incels will use our penis. We should just be satisfied by jerking off.
I am against roping because it's pretty much cucked. Taking your life means females and normies would celebrate it.
 
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That's a good cope bro. I admire the fact you are soldiering on. I can cope because I'm curry and we are considered the lowest of the low, so I don't have to live up to any expectations, unlike you.
Very true.

When you're black, everyone expects you to be some 6'3" tall Tyrone college athlete, with a big dick, can dance, has swag, talk ebonics, etc. And if you don't, you're seen as a "Melvin" or "oreo black" or shit like that.
 
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Colvin76 said:
Very true.

When you're black, everyone expects you to be some 6'3" tall Tyrone college athlete, with a big dick, can dance, has swag, talk ebonics, etc. And if you don't, you're seen as a "Melvin" or "oreo black" or shit like that.
Yep you have it as worse as a curry. In fact, I would say that people like you are honorary curries. A little bit unrelated but I think you and I could have been good friends if we lived near each other.
 
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Yep you have it as worse as a curry. In fact, I would say that people like you are honorary curries. A little bit unrelated but I think you and I could have been good friends if we lived near each other.
I agree
 
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you must be measuring it wrong tbh

brutal nevertheless, I have the same length but it seems even I mog you on girth. And I'm super dicklet. Truly over
 
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SlayerSlayer said:
Have you tried the toilet roll test, it's far simpler than using measuring tape
Its a meme.
 
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Tenshi said:
you must be measuring it wrong tbh

brutal nevertheless, I have the same length but it seems even I mog you on girth. And I'm super dicklet. Truly over
What is your girth? Mine is 3.5 on a good day
 
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How can you miss judge it by an inch?
 
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How can you miss judge it by an inch?
Because months ago I was low IQ and didn't know how to BP measure properly
 
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Colvin76 said:
What is your girth? Mine is 3.5 on a good day
erect? I'm not sure but I think mine is 4. That's why I'm doubting, never saw anyone thinner than I. Lifefuel for me if true ngl
 
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Colvin76 said:
For months, I thought it was 6" bone pressed... but over these past few weeks, I found out I was wrong.

Recently, I have been measuring very carefully and have found out that I'm realistically only 5" or 4.75" bone pressed.

At least I can cope with the fact that I'm Incel and would never get a chance to use it anyway, but this shit is still brutal as fuck :feels: :feels: :feels: :feels: :feels: :feels: :feels:. Why couldn't I at least have an average size? :feels::feels::feels::feels::feels::feels:
This makes no sense. How is your bone pressed length shorter? It’s impossible. But yeah over for you.
 
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Ellsworth said:
This makes no sense. How is your bone pressed length shorter? It’s impossible. But yeah over for you.
Bone pressed is around 5"-4.75" and non-bone pressed is around 4.5". Bonepressed is not shorter, just to be clear
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erect? I'm not sure but I think mine is 4. That's why I'm doubting, never saw anyone thinner than I. Lifefuel for me if true ngl
erect
 
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Deleted member 23453 @Higgscel can you do a research on this particular matter
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SlayerSlayer said:
Have you tried the toilet roll test, it's far simpler than using measuring tape
I tried this when fully erect and it fit fine....:feelsrope:
 
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You should watch TMI by South Park. It’s about penis size