My date went like shit

[KValt]

This isnt a brag because I'm still a pathetic kissless virgin.

She walked out on me when I said we will split at the beginning.

I actually want to kill myself. Why are people so cruel?

 

[dr-problematic]

should have told her she's missing out on a big cock if she walks away like that

Spoiler

kek

 

[CopingGymcel]

She just wanted a free meal. If she wanted to fuck you, she would have happily split the bill. Sorry boyo.

 

[jagged0]

should have told her she's missing out on a big cock if she walks away like that

Spoiler

kek

Only chad's cock can satisfy a roastie slut.

 

[QuantumDummy]

This is why I hate humans, myself included.

 

[rickvanderhammer]

No OP you did good, she just wanted a free lunch and you wasted probably at least an hour of her time.

 

[Total Imbecile]

She just wanted a free meal. If she wanted to fuck you, she would have happily split the bill. Sorry boyo.

Bingo.

 

[KValt]

This is why I hate humans, myself included.

I'm actually fucking losing it... I hope Kim just creamates us all in nuclear fire

 

[mikepence]

She just wanted a free meal. If she wanted to fuck you, she would have happily split the bill. Sorry boyo.

Yeah this was probably what happened or the idea of paying for her own food Is just that repulsive to her. You probably weren't going to get much out of this date

 

[FeminismsCancer]

This isnt a brag because I'm still a pathetic kissless virgin.

She walked out on me when I said we will split at the beginning.

I actually want to kill myself. Why are people so cruel?

This is why women should not have equal pay. (Sadly they do, contrary to feminist opinion)

 

[KValt]

No OP you did good, she just wanted a free lunch and you wasted probably at least an hour of her time.

I wasted less than 15 minutes of her time... slut didnt even stay an hour, probably had a chad cock to jump on

 

[nausea]

No OP you did good, she just wanted a free lunch and you wasted probably at least an hour of her time.

I wasted less than 15 minutes of her time... slut didnt even stay an hour, probably had a chad cock to jump on

but how did you get the date?

 

[Deleted member 1983]

What do you mean by this

She walked out on me when I said we will split at the beginning.

 

[KValt]

but how did you get the date?

I asked her out, in person. She wasnt even that bad of a person, but I guess moral rules and social conventions don't apply to subhumans.

I want to liquify my skull with buckshot

 

[theoldnick]

This isnt a brag because I'm still a pathetic kissless virgin.

She walked out on me when I said we will split at the beginning.

I actually want to kill myself. Why are people so cruel?

women happily split the bill in this day and age, they offer it themselves most of the time.

you dodged a bullet, she was using you for a free meal and had no attraction to you

 

[Deleted member 2119]

should have told her she's missing out on a big cock if she walks away like that

Spoiler

kek

Oh come on man that's just cruel

 

[Virgin]

My date went worse.
I had brought her home and we were making out.
I just started to undress her and I was CRAVING her so much. She was delicious...
Then she just said we should stop and left.

You dont understand how it is being 100% subhuman. I'm NT yet I get no pussy

 

[Harvey_Weinstein_Hero]

She walked out on you? what an entitled fucking cunt.

 

[nausea]

My date went worse.
I had brought her home and we were making out.
I just started to undress her and I was CRAVING her so much. She was delicious...
Then she just said we should stop and left.

You dont understand how it is being 100% subhuman. I'm NT yet I get no pussy

Sir

 

[CopingGymcel]

My date went worse.
I had brought her home and we were making out.
I just started to undress her and I was CRAVING her so much. She was delicious...
Then she just said we should stop and left.

You dont understand how it is being 100% subhuman. I'm NT yet I get no pussy

@Virgin = @Incelman?

 

[KValt]

should have told her she's missing out on a big cock if she walks away like that

Spoiler

kek

All jokes aside is there a way to make my dick look bigger through my pants? It wont get me sex but maybe I could have a kiss.

 

[nausea]

She walked out on you? what an entitled fucking cunt.

yea imagine if she did that back in the glorious times

 

[LeagueEuW]

This isnt a brag because I'm still a pathetic kissless virgin.

She walked out on me when I said we will split at the beginning.

I actually want to kill myself. Why are people so cruel?

Damn, what a bitch.

I tried that too in my redpill cringe days: 
"Let's split the bill, ok?"
"Sorry, what did you say?!"

"nvm i'll pay".


Honestly, just pay the bill on the first date, you asked her out you pay. Don't order anything expensive tho.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

All jokes aside is there a way to make my dick look bigger through my pants? It wont get me sex but maybe I could have a kiss.

Probably. But what do you do if she wants to see your dick?

 

[LeagueEuW]

@Virgin = @Incelman?

No, according to @virgin they're just friends  :bigsmile:

 

[CopingGymcel]

No, according to @virgin they're just friends  :bigsmile:

And he is banned, LOL. I actually reported him this time. He needs to start following the rules.

 

[Harvey_Weinstein_Hero]

yea imagine if she did that back in the glorious times

well i'm guessing back in the glorious times the MALE would be expected to pay for everything sine they were the bread bringers.

But that's just straight up fucked up to do it now.

 

[nausea]

And he is banned, LOL. I actually reported him this time. He needs to start following the rules.

fucking stop reporting him for nothing

 

[Octopusgun2]

No, according to @virgin they're just friends :bigsmile:

And he is banned, LOL. I actually reported him this time. He needs to start following the rules.

He’s seriously getting annoying rn.

 

[CopingGymcel]

fucking stop reporting him for nothing

He was evading his ban.

 

[nausea]

fucking stop reporting him for nothing

He was evading his ban.

yes but he didn't do anything else lol

 

[dr-problematic]

All jokes aside is there a way to make my dick look bigger through my pants? It wont get me sex but maybe I could have a kiss.

yea, just like chicks add fillers in their bras, walk around with bulge in your boxers. ez game ez life

 

[Deleted member 2119]

yea, just like chicks add fillers in their bras, walk around with bulge in your boxers. ez game ez life

Does he have a micropenis or why is he so concerned? Anything above 10cm isn't such a big deal that you need to put something in your pants lol

 

[KyloRen]

At least you tried.

Good job on not getting cucked.

 

[nausea]

At least you tried.
Good job on not getting cucked.

sadly he has been cucked

 

[LeagueEuW]

All jokes aside is there a way to make my dick look bigger through my pants? It wont get me sex but maybe I could have a kiss.

Alpha-blockers. This doctor I went to told me about it. The reason some guys are big flaccid while others are small(growers vs showers) is because of differences in the nerve that controls blood flow to the penis.
The guys with big dicks has an "alpha"nerve that lets blood flow through the penis unrestricted, while the alpha nerve of small guys blocks a lot of blood from entering the penis in flaccid state.
Alpha-blockers relaxes this nerve so that it resales more blood into the penis and growing it in flaccid state. 

Notice how your penis is bigger when taking a hot bath? That's how it will look like on alpha blockers.

 

[dr-problematic]

Does he have a micropenis or why is he so concerned? Anything above 10cm isn't such a big deal that you need to put something in your pants lol

anything below 16 cm is subhuman

 

[Deleted member 2119]

anything below 16 cm is subhuman

It's not my problem though (17.5cm and still in puberty) My problem is that everyone thinks that my dick is small and that I'm underdeveloped in general.l would rather be a tall Chad with a 10cm dick

 

[Kafin]

This isnt a brag because I'm still a pathetic kissless virgin.

She walked out on me when I said we will split at the beginning.

I actually want to kill myself. Why are people so cruel?

Why would you say that the beginning? Girls won't appreciate that even if they're willing to pay. You can make her split just not this way. You got to learn how girls think in social situations, my friend.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

The unspoken rule is if she asked you to a date, you split the bill. If you asked her, you pay the full bill. Obviously since you post in incels.is, you asked her. So you effed up. Better luck next time... fakecel.

 

[rickvanderhammer]

Why would you say that the beginning? Girls won't appreciate that even if they're willing to pay. You can make her split just not this way. You got to learn how girls think in social situations, my friend.

fakecel/lookism/cuckcel spotted, what do you hope to achieve by posting this kind of crap?

 

[Kafin]

fakecel/lookism/cuckcel spotted, what do you hope to achieve by posting this kind of crap?

What? She already knew what he looked like. He's obviously a mentalcel, so he can work on his game and it would help. Game = the opposite of cucking.

 

[Incel_Dikshit]

I'm actually fucking losing it... I hope Kim just creamates us all in nuclear fire

Kim kardashian?

 

[rickvanderhammer]

What? She already knew what he looked like. He's obviously a mentalcel, so he can work on his game and it would help. Game = the opposite of cucking.

she wanted a free meal, this is you

 

[KValt]

Why would you say that the beginning? Girls won't appreciate that even if they're willing to pay. You can make her split just not this way. You got to learn how girls think in social situations, my friend.

How do I make her split then? If we eat first and she refuses to pay I just get swindled.

 

[imbored21]

At keast giyls consider using you for a free meal. They don’t want to be seen in public with me.

 

[KValt]

How do I make her split then? If we eat first and she refuses to pay I just get swindled.

If she tries to walk off pay for your half and tell the staff she walked out without paying and that they should ask her for the money, give them her name and phone number, address if possible.

How will they know I'm not trying to get out of paying? Anyway what is my word to hers? I'm an ugly subhuman.

At keast giyls consider using you for a free meal. They don’t want to be seen in public with me.

my condolences... Its over

 

[Kafin]

How do I make her split then? If we eat first and she refuses to pay I just get swindled.

Exactly what the guy 2 posts above me said. If she decides to walk after eating, stop her and tell the people working there that you won't pay for her share.

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How will they know I'm not trying to get out of paying? Anyway what is my word to hers? I'm an ugly subhuman.


my condolences... Its over

What? You simply pay for your half and leave, and she has to pay for hers.

 

[Imgrlbtwxd]

why don't you just pay for her shit?

I've been on several dates with femoids and if I wanted to fuck femoid I always paid for the bill
if she is not a total whore (not meant as bitch, just an insult) she will ask to split the bill next time or give you something in return

thats my expirience

 

[uglylifematters]

She just wanted a free meal. If she wanted to fuck you, she would have happily split the bill. Sorry boyo.