It's Over My cum smells which causes problems with my neighbours

[zephyr]

Does anyone have the same problem as me?

I had a wet dream last night. Only thing is, I don't even remember it. (Nor received any pleasure due to my anhedonia) To make matters worse, it was probably my body just looking for a sneaky, lazy way to urinate. Just glad I was wearing one the more absorbant types of Pajamas.

Gosh darn; Most nights I go to the Bathroom to Pee. (Not even Wank) That normally does the trick. Last night I said to myself, 'It's 1:33 AM. I don't wanna disturb my household'

HELVETICA EFFECT (Only UKcels stand a chance of getting that reference)

 

[CorpseWatcher]

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

Just drink it tbh

 

[zephyr]

Just drink it tbh

For the greater good. Better the Devil you know.

If you say better the devil you know or better the devil you know than the devil you don't know, you mean that you would prefer to have contact with or do business with a person you already know, even though you don't like them, than with a person you don't know. [mainly British]

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

For the greater good. Better the Devil you know.