Brutal My cum bottle was found, and is now missing

[MonkeyInaT34]

I was away from home today, I came back to find that my room had been completely rearranged and a bunch of shit was missing.

My room is usually very messy and I stockpile trash, my maternal primate always goes apeshit when she sees my room and berates me for it, I guess today she had enough and cleaned it while I was away.

The first thing that came to my mind was to search for my cum bottle, I fucking knew it, it was gone, gladly she didn't say anything about it, but I'm still fucking pissed because I put a lot of effort into it (literally).

I don't care about all the other shit, whatever she threw away probably didn't matter anyways, I'm only worried about the bottle, I hid it so well, but she obviously took the entire room down, put it back together, then threw out whatever didn't seem valuable.

I don't know where the hell it is now, but it gives me a tingly feeling because I didn't empty it, now there's a copy of my shitty DNA roaming free.

 

[TheSecondCumming]

lmao srs? that's crazy, i just cum in my underwear then take a shower

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

lmao srs? that's crazy, i just cum in my underwear then take a shower

I'm too fucking lazy to do that, and I jerk off multiple times a day, it's easier to release into a bottle then hide it.

I'm gonna need to search the trash bins tonight, I won't be able to sleep well if I don't find it.

 

[TooSomething]

lmao srs? that's crazy, i just cum in my underwear then take a shower

Desgusting freakazoid.

 

[TheSecondCumming]

Desgusting freakazoid.

INCEL

 

[TooSomething]

I'm too fucking lazy to do that, and I jerk off multiple times a day, it's easier to release into a bottle then hide it.

I'm gonna need to search the trash bins tonight, I won't be able to sleep well if I don't find it.

Fucking insane. What would you need it for anyway?

Also, the sperm inside is dead. It doesn't last long like that.

So, who cares?

 

[Itsoverm8]

lmao srs? that's crazy, i just cum in my underwear then take a shower

 

[Max Doltman]

What bottle is it?

 

[Itsoverm8]

Stacy stole your cum bottle

 

[TooSomething]

STAHP THE GOONING! STAHP IT NAU!!!

IT IS NOVEMBER!!!

 

[TheSecondCumming]

I'm too fucking lazy to do that, and I jerk off multiple times a day, it's easier to release into a bottle then hide it.

if you were too lazy, the easiest thing is to just cum in your underwear multiple times in one day. not like you need your dick to be clean in case you have sex or something

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

Fucking insane. What would you need it for anyway?

Also, the sperm inside is dead. It doesn't last long like that.

So, who cares?

Nothing, it's easier because I don't have to leave my room to dispose the semen, and it also leaves little mess, being the semen residue which I just wipe off with my hand.

 

[TooSomething]

Nothing, it's easier because I don't have to leave my room to dispose the semen, and it also leaves little mess, being the semen residue which I just wipe off with my hand.

Desgusting, tbh.

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

What bottle is it?

To be precise, I had 2 bottles, I used a coke bottle but I abandoned it and left it under my bed, I switched to a Gatorade bottle because the opening is bigger and it's easier to shoot into.

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

if you were too lazy, the easiest thing is to just cum in your underwear multiple times in one day. not like you need your dick to be clean in case you have sex or something

I change my underwear once every 1-2 weeks, I only have 4 pairs and I hate doing laundry.

 

[TheSecondCumming]

I change my underwear once every 1-2 weeks, I only have 4 pairs and I hate doing laundry.

buy more underwear and change it every day stinky

 

[TheSecondCumming]

i like cumming on myself like an animal because i dont want to stop and aim into a tissue when im about to finish

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

i like cumming on myself like an animal because i dont want to stop and aim into a tissue when im about to finish

I have really good aim because I've been using bottles for so long, if you don't have good aim you're gonna shoot elsewhere and make a huge fucking mess.

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

buy more underwear and change it every day stinky

Never!

 

[FemcelHater]

my maternal primate

 

[TheSecondCumming]

Never!

ask your mom to buy you underwear maby

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

ask your mom to buy you underwear maby

It's a little weird for a guy nearing his 20s to be asking his mother to buy him clothes isn't it? She's also an ancient monkey, I don't want anything to do with her.

 

[TheSecondCumming]

It's a little weird for a guy nearing his 20s to be asking his mother to buy him clothes isn't it? She's also an ancient monkey, I don't want anything to do with her.

its kind of weird to wear the same pair for a week tho ngl

 

[wereq]

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

as a roastie with a child she definitely knew what was in that bottle

based coomartifactcel i guess?

 

[Sonicfancel]

lmao srs? that's crazy, i just cum in my underwear then take a shower

I used to do the same, it's so easy to do and hide, I'm surprised it's not a more common way. Underwear full of stains.

 

[TheSecondCumming]

I used to do the same, it's so easy to do and hide, I'm surprised it's not a more common way. Underwear full of stains.

you wash your underwear and the dried cum goes away. no stains here

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

you wash your underwear and the dried cum goes away. no stains here

He probably let's it settle for awhile, I used to have a cum rag that I never washed, it got super stained after months and I had to leave it in bleach for an entire day when I was disposing of it.

 

[TheSecondCumming]

DO YOUR LAUNDRY GUYS

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

DO YOUR ####### GUYS

Please refrain from using profanity here! it's super scary for many of us poor little inkies

 

[WanderingWhenWinter]

you wash your underwear and the dried cum goes away. no stains here

I also wash my underwears which get cum stained, but even with all that washing, I can still pick up the subtle smell of my nut.

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

I also wash my underwears which get cum stained, but even with all that washing, I can still pick up the subtle smell of my nut.

Exactly the reason I started using a bottle, nutting in underwear is too messy and requires a clean-up process, I also don't like the routine of showering after every nut, too sedentary for all that.

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

Same story but me with pissbottles

 

[Barlog]

Nasty mofo

 

[bronxpete]

I was away from home today, I came back to find that my room had been completely rearranged and a bunch of shit was missing.

My room is usually very messy and I stockpile trash, my maternal primate always goes apeshit when she sees my room and berates me for it, I guess today she had enough and cleaned it while I was away.

The first thing that came to my mind was to search for my cum bottle, I fucking knew it, it was gone, gladly she didn't say anything about it, but I'm still fucking pissed because I put a lot of effort into it (literally).

I don't care about all the other shit, whatever she threw away probably didn't matter anyways, I'm only worried about the bottle, I hid it so well, but she obviously took the entire room down, put it back together, then threw out whatever didn't seem valuable.

I don't know where the hell it is now, but it gives me a tingly feeling because I didn't empty it, now there's a copy of my shitty DNA roaming free.

What was the purpose of the bottle exactly

 

[Icarus]

Stacy stole your cum bottle

 

[SociallyAwkward]

i just cum in my underwear then take a shower

same tbh

 

[TheRotKing]

niggercoal brimstone

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Over for cumbottlecels

 

[arkaxfoidletslayer]

I was away from home today, I came back to find that my room had been completely rearranged and a bunch of shit was missing.

My room is usually very messy and I stockpile trash, my maternal primate always goes apeshit when she sees my room and berates me for it, I guess today she had enough and cleaned it while I was away.

The first thing that came to my mind was to search for my cum bottle, I fucking knew it, it was gone, gladly she didn't say anything about it, but I'm still fucking pissed because I put a lot of effort into it (literally).

I don't care about all the other shit, whatever she threw away probably didn't matter anyways, I'm only worried about the bottle, I hid it so well, but she obviously took the entire room down, put it back together, then threw out whatever didn't seem valuable.

I don't know where the hell it is now, but it gives me a tingly feeling because I didn't empty it, now there's a copy of my shitty DNA roaming free.

nigga just learn how to orgasm without ejaculation. if it wasn't for this trick I wouldn't even masturbate.

 

[arkaxfoidletslayer]

if you were too lazy, the easiest thing is to just cum in your underwear multiple times in one day. not like you need your dick to be clean in case you have sex or something

that's not even incel but subhuman behavior just out of the sheer discomfort of feeling dry cum around your nut hairs the entire day. atp even cumming in the sock is the better option

 

[junkoannhiliation]

I was away from home today, I came back to find that my room had been completely rearranged and a bunch of shit was missing.

My room is usually very messy and I stockpile trash, my maternal primate always goes apeshit when she sees my room and berates me for it, I guess today she had enough and cleaned it while I was away.

The first thing that came to my mind was to search for my cum bottle, I fucking knew it, it was gone, gladly she didn't say anything about it, but I'm still fucking pissed because I put a lot of effort into it (literally).

I don't care about all the other shit, whatever she threw away probably didn't matter anyways, I'm only worried about the bottle, I hid it so well, but she obviously took the entire room down, put it back together, then threw out whatever didn't seem valuable.

I don't know where the hell it is now, but it gives me a tingly feeling because I didn't empty it, now there's a copy of my shitty DNA roaming free.

Somthing simmilar happened when my mom found my homemade fleshlight never made one as good as that first one was

 

[Dr. Butane]

 

[IvanKaramazov_bp]

I was away from home today, I came back to find that my room had been completely rearranged and a bunch of shit was missing.

My room is usually very messy and I stockpile trash, my maternal primate always goes apeshit when she sees my room and berates me for it, I guess today she had enough and cleaned it while I was away.

The first thing that came to my mind was to search for my cum bottle, I fucking knew it, it was gone, gladly she didn't say anything about it, but I'm still fucking pissed because I put a lot of effort into it (literally).

I don't care about all the other shit, whatever she threw away probably didn't matter anyways, I'm only worried about the bottle, I hid it so well, but she obviously took the entire room down, put it back together, then threw out whatever didn't seem valuable.

I don't know where the hell it is now, but it gives me a tingly feeling because I didn't empty it, now there's a copy of my shitty DNA roaming free.

 

[ColderManTruce]

Stacy stole your cum bottle