TeeHee My chad neighbour says a fake pussy feels way more pleasant than a femoid vagina.

[GreenBull]

He said," all the girls I've fucked looked ugly once they went naked. Their pussies are so loose and wet all the time that you feel disgusted. Real girls look nothing like what you see in porn videos. Female body is overrated. So, I bought a pussy toy and it's way more pleasant than any girl's pussy, even the virgin ones I've fucked."
Now, I'm seriously considering to buy a pussy toy but can't find it. Any of you know where can I find and order one? Don't need foids anymore.

 

[rockwell1488]

Order a pussy here, they've sold millions:

https://www.fleshlight.com

They're made in Texas from 3d printed material which feels pretty close to the real thing, but if you're a real sick fuck you'll get one that's got spikes that grab your dick as you try to pull out LOL. You won't find that in a foid's thing-thing.

also: DO NOT order via Amazon or you'll get a cheap imitation product......... possibly with another guy's cum inside. Check out r/fleshlight for more information.

 

[GreenBull]

Order a pussy here, they've sold millions:

https://www.fleshlight.com

They're made in Texas from 3d printed material which feels pretty close to the real thing, but if you're a real sick fuck you'll get one that's got spikes that grab your dick as you try to pull out LOL. You won't find that in a foid's thing-thing.

also: DO NOT order via Amazon or you'll get a cheap imitation product......... possibly with another guy's cum inside. Check out r/fleshlight for more information.

Thanks. I'm gonna order now.

 

[Total Imbecile]

He said," all the girls I've fucked looked ugly once they went naked. Their pussies are so loose and wet all the time that you feel disgusted. Real girls look nothing like what you see in porn videos. Female body is overrated. So, I bought a pussy toy and it's way more pleasant than any girl's pussy, even the virgin ones I've fucked."
Now, I'm seriously considering to buy a pussy toy but can't find it. Any of you know where can I find and order one? Don't need foids anymore.

He basically admitted to having a small dick JFL. Go read stories on reddit about guys having a hard time getting it in; imagine having a cute petite girlfriend who recoils in pain because shes so tight that you cant get your huge penis in her. Thats hot as fuck, and apparently vaginas are warm too. What your neighbor is talking is complete nonsense, either ignore him or jokingly call out his cope like "Hey man you sure youre not just small haha?"

 

[GreenBull]

He basically admitted to having a small dick JFL. Go read stories on reddit about guys having a hard time getting it in; imagine having a cute petite girlfriend who recoils in pain because shes so tight that you cant get your huge penis in her. Thats hot as fuck, and apparently vaginas are warm too. What your neighbor is talking is complete nonsense, either ignore him or jokingly call out his cope like "Hey man you sure youre not just small haha?"

He says his member is 9'. I understand he might be bragging but femoids fuck so much these days that I won't be surprised if 9' dick isn't enough for them.

 

[rockwell1488]

Thanks. I'm gonna order now.

Better check the 100s of different models first. There are some that won't squeeze your Johnson hard enough, eg. if you have a micro-penis

Some Chads complain that their junk is so big that it rips the silicone pussy. Fancy that eh. Damn penis envy.

 

[GreenBull]

Better check the 100s of different models first. There are some that won't squeeze your Johnson hard enough, eg. if you have a micro-penis

Some Chads complain that their junk is so big that it rips the silicone pussy. Fancy that eh. Damn penis envy.

My member is average size (~7), so I think I won't have a hard time searching for a nice product that fits me.

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

i bet it does..

 

[Total Imbecile]

He says his member is 9'. I understand he might be bragging but femoids fuck so much these days that I won't be surprised if 9' dick isn't enough for them.

Yeah, thats how you know hes lying

 

[_incelinside]

Yeah, thats how you know hes lying

This. Less than 0.001 percent of the population is 9 inches or bigger. Your neighbour has a better chance of being born a decamillionaire or being a famous musician

 

[ApoplecticRage]

My friend's brother gained notoriety for boring holes into grapefruits and fucking them.

 

[GreenBull]

My friend's brother gained notoriety for boring holes into grapefruits and fucking them.

WTF. Mogs this entire forum.

 

[whogivesafucc]

This. Less than 0.001 percent of the population is 9 inches or bigger. Your neighbour has a better chance of being born a decamillionaire or being a famous musician

 

[Asianmanletcel]

" all the girls I've fucked looked ugly once they went naked. Their pussies are so loose and wet all the time that you feel disgusted. Real girls look nothing like what you see in porn videos. Female body is overrated. So, I bought a pussy toy and it's way more pleasant than any girl's pussy, even the virgin ones I've fucked."

IDEAL sex bots or improved toys is really the future, the future is NOW

 

[blackcel]

I think your neighbor is secretly gay and has a small dick.

 

[GreenBull]

This. Less than 0.001 percent of the population is 9 inches or bigger. Your neighbour has a better chance of being born a decamillionaire or being a famous musician

Ik. But the fact is, he can still fuck whichever foid he wants. If he'd be small, foids won't pay anymore attention to him, but that's not the case. Even his previous gfs orbit around him entire day.

IDEAL sex bots or improved toys is really the future, the future is NOW

 

[Robtical]

He might be messing with you so you can stop chasing pussy and be happy with a fake one. Or he wanted to see if you'd be able to tell him the difference between the fake and the real one.

 

[GreenBull]

He might be messing with you so you can stop chasing pussy and be happy with a fake one. Or he wanted to see if you'd be able to tell him the difference between the fake and the real one.

I think probably the latter. I've such an incel face that even a nonliving object won't feel insecure.

 

[Mixedcel]

Order a pussy here, they've sold millions:

https://www.fleshlight.com

They're made in Texas from 3d printed material which feels pretty close to the real thing, but if you're a real sick fuck you'll get one that's got spikes that grab your dick as you try to pull out LOL. You won't find that in a foid's thing-thing.

also: DO NOT order via Amazon or you'll get a cheap imitation product......... possibly with another guy's cum inside. Check out r/fleshlight for more information.

Why are there so many of you Nazis on this forum? Do inceldom and Nazi ideology correlate with each other?

 

[yukari]

That sounds good op, I may order one in the future if I have any money left.

 

[rockwell1488]

Why are there so many of you Nazis on this forum? Do inceldom and Nazi ideology correlate with each other?

I'm not a Nazi, I'm just a chair-Nazi. I think Nazi thoughts but I don't do Nazi actions.

 

[Mixedcel]

I'm not a Nazi, I'm just a chair-Nazi. I think Nazi thoughts but I don't do Nazi actions.

I'm a mixed-race incel. Please don't hate us. We're just humans like you! We don't do anything wrong to anyone. We don't deserve to be treated like garbage based on the amount of melanin in our skin.

 

[rockwell1488]

That sounds good op, I may order one in the future if I have any money left.

It's way cheaper than payin a ho, that's fohsure! Your hot water bill might increase. A real pussy is nice and warm but if you want your flesh toy to be warm then you need to soak it in hot water for 20 minutes and also put the lube in a jar and put that in the hot water too. The silicone pussy doesn't hold the warmth for long so you have to get on with it and finish in < 10 minutes.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

i really want to get a onahole