Discussion My buddy that ive known for years let me sleep with his best friend who is a hot spanish woman because he felt bad for me and how pathetic i had been.

[highschooldropout]

Earlier this year I got to sleep with a beautiful Spanish woman on multiple occasions because she felt bad for me but now I haven't talked to my friend because im jealous of him I feel like he gave me a taste of the good life that he lives daily but at the same time he's the coolest dude I ever met and blessed me more than any friend could. He blocked my number recently after I told him I was jealous of him being a chad.

 

[Deformed Parasite]

Enough with this April fools nonsense.
Fuck you if not April fools.

 

[Justdone]

Chads.is day going well I see

 

[Govid_Dorious]

good for you

 

[DarkStarDown]

Absolute fucking state of this forum in 2023.

 

[Govid_Dorious]

Enough with this April fools nonsense.
Fuck you if not April fools.

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Deformed Parasite​

Greycel​

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Joined Apr 1, 2023
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[parzurnacs]

Always share with your bros keep it 100 fr

 

[Deformed Parasite]

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Deformed Parasite​

Greycel​

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Joined Apr 1, 2023
Posts 9

Yes, and on the day I joined the forum all I keep seeing is people being chads and saying "hahaha jk April fools"...

 

[Govid_Dorious]

Absolute fucking state of this forum in 2023.

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[Med Amine]

is this supposed to be another april fool? i am getting tired of these threads

 

[IceStorm]

April Fools Lol

 

[oakhaigh]

CHADS.IS living up to its namesake I see

 

[IceStorm]

CHADS.IS living up to its namesake I see

It's April Fools Lol

 

[IceStorm]

Yes, and on the day I joined the forum all I keep seeing is people being chads and saying "hahaha jk April fools"...

What A Day To Join JFL

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

dnd rd your essay thread title

 

[highschooldropout]

Sorry guys this isn't an April fools joke just ironic that I posted on April fools day but I realized I want to start a family one day and that I need to work hard for that I want to be a betabuxxer after having sex I realize sex isn't what we want as incels we just want to be accepted and procreate with someone above our level but to do this we must self improve and ascend.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Did you have sex with her?

 

[Med Amine]

Sorry guys this isn't an April fools joke just ironic that I posted on April fools day but I realized I want to start a family one day and that I need to work hard for that I want to be a betabuxxer after having sex I realize sex isn't what we want as incels we just want to be accepted and procreate with someone above our level but to do this we must self improve and ascend.

how do u know she felt bad for u and not that she genuilly liked u? i sense some fakecel vibes tbh

 

[Grim_Reaper]

I know this is real, and you're just using April Fools as an excuse to pretend it's a joke.

 

[Deformed Parasite]

Sorry guys this isn't an April fools joke

Earlier this year I got to sleep with a beautiful Spanish woman

Fakecel.

 

[Friezacel]

I realized I want to start a family one day

An incel shouldn't even think about spreading his subhuman genes

 

[highschooldropout]

Fakecel.

How am I fake I still haven't been able to get a girlfriend and I'm almost 30 dude sympathy sex is rare but it exists I have good information from the other side that can be added to this site.

 

[highschooldropout]

An incel shouldn't even think about spreading his subhuman genes

Your right maybe I should adopt one day when I'm financially stable.

 

[Deformed Parasite]

How am I fake I still haven't been able to get a girlfriend and I'm almost 30 dude sympathy sex is rare but it exists I have good information from the other side that can be added to this site.

You had a sexual intercourse, and not with an escort or paid in any form, which makes you a fakecel.

 

[Govid_Dorious]

Sorry guys this isn't an April fools joke just ironic that I posted on April fools day but I realized I want to start a family one day and that I need to work hard for that I want to be a betabuxxer after having sex I realize sex isn't what we want as incels we just want to be accepted and procreate with someone above our level but to do this we must self improve and ascend.

good luck, but having kids is a bad idea as a subhuman, if you are one, of course

 

[Govid_Dorious]

Your right maybe I should adopt one day when I'm financially stable.

 

[Friezacel]

Your right maybe I should adopt one day when I'm financially stable.

I'm ambiguos about adoption. On the on side you can give a kid a better life and can raise him without a mother that tries to betaize both of you, on the other side adopting feels kinda cucked.

 

[Friezacel]

Why he got banned ?

 

[Govid_Dorious]

Why he got banned ?

because sex non-paid

 

[Govid_Dorious]

 

[Friezacel]

because sex non-paid

Can you really count pity sex as ascension ?

 

[Friezacel]

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In this case he wouldn't be a fakecel because he can't get sex even though he tries to get it

 

[Deformed Parasite]

Can you really count pity sex as ascension ?

Yes, because what the fuck even is a pity sex? I am a 30 year old KHHV with a terminal disease and even I have never even heard such a concept. No one will have sex with someone out of pure pity.

 

[WorthlessSlavicShit]

Chads.is day going well I see

Absolute fucking state of this forum in 2023.

 

[Puppeter]

CHADS.IS living up to its namesake I see

 

[Mrugly420]

Kys