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Theory The Only 3 Things That Men Want from Women

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They are, in this order:
1. Accessibility
2. Beauty
3. Chastity

Accessibility means that a woman is willing to engage romantically with a man. This means going on dates, hugging, kissing, and, yes, having sex. A woman who is completely unwilling to do these things with me is useless to me; her other virtues, were she to have any, aside. I simply don't care that some random woman has a PhD. I have completed Skyrim. Would she care? Same thing. That's because men and women have different interests, actually. What glues them together is their sexuality. Were a woman my girlfriend or my wife, I would begin to care about her studies. Not the other way around.

Also, sexual accessibility is a prime indicator of respect. Let's imagine: there is a woman and two men. The woman meets Man A on Tinder and sleeps with him on a first date. He is a drug addict, has no job, and blocks the woman after sleeping with her. The woman knows Man B for years. He has no bad habits, has a stable job, and volunteers at an animal shelter or something. He has politely expressed his romantic feelings towards the woman multiple times. She always says, "I like you as a friend." Which man is respected more by the woman in this scenario: Man A or Man B? If you phrase it like this, the answer is obvious.

Both men and women value beauty; women value it more but are less likely to admit this at the same time. The dating app data proves this. Yes, Tinder is real life because of the Tinder Spillover Effect (TSE). Anyway, beauty's important. Younger women look better than older women; that's why they try to make themselves look younger using makeup. Thin women look better than fat women. We are not talking sickly, anorexic women.

The prime reason for men valuing chastity in women, in terms of evolutionary biology, is parental certainty. Having sex leads to having offspring. If a woman is having sex with multiple men, I cannot be sure the kid's mine. If she has been promiscuous in the past, it shows that she has a proclivity to sleep with many men, and the same concern applies, albeit in a less direct way. Also, the correlation between the woman having many sex partners and the likelihood of her divorcing her husband, were she to marry, is well established. This explains men being disgusted by whorish women.

So, my ideal woman is a pretty, thin 18-year-old virgin who sleeps with me on a first date but will never, ever sleep or even flirt with another man. You can say that my preferences simply don't matter because I'm undesirable myself. And the latter is true, but a highly attractive man would have the same preferences. What we want in women is the same, incel or chad alike. It's just that because of my severe lack in this department, I have developed the ability to express all of this clearly.
 
These three are so easy and common knowledge and yet most women don't do them
 
1. Food
2. Sex
3. Silence
 
JFL at all of this cope, men will lower their standards and backstab everyone they love just to date an ugly mentally ill foid.
Juggernaut law>1. Accessibility
2. Beauty
3. Chastity
 
1. Food
2. Sex
3. Silence

Big


Sex with her?
 
JFL at all of this cope, men will lower their standards and backstab everyone they love just to date an ugly mentally ill foid.
Juggernaut law>1. Accessibility
I never said that non-chad men are actually able to act on their wishes. And I'm talking about what men want, not what they can get.
 
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These three are so easy and common knowledge and yet most women don't do them
For a woman to be viewed as at least average by men generally, she just has to be non-fat and under 40.
 
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I disagree with the sleeping with me on the first date. I think it's a sign she's a whore.
 
I disagree with the sleeping with me on the first date. I think it's a sign she's a whore.
If she has a hymen, it literally means she's not.
 
I disagree with the sleeping with me on the first date. I think it's a sign she's a whore.
Agreed. Maybe in a hypothetical scenario if she would ONLY do this with me but that's just impossible
 
If she has a hymen, it literally means she's not.
Well she still has the mentality of one. I mean if she really intends to stick with one man for life (meaning she's not a whore) AND she sleeps with people on the first date, that means she has one chance in her entire life to find a partner. I'm just saying she should probably abstain from sex all together until she finds a man she is confident she can stay with.
 
I never said that non-chad men are actually able to act on their wishes. And I'm talking about what men want, not what they can get.
Lol at even thinking thats what they wish and loling even harder at thinking theres some force stopping them to act on their wishes,they are their own enemies, the oofy doofy brain doesnt allow them to.
 
Lol at even thinking thats what they wish and loling even harder at thinking theres some force stopping them to act on their wishes,they are their own enemies, the oofy doofy brain doesnt allow them to.
jfl at lol at loling at lmao
It seems that nothing less than "I FUCKING HATE FUCKING NORMIE SUBHUMAN SCUM HUEHUEHUE JUGGERNAUT'S LAW" will suffice according to you. And that's okay. But I will stress that in the post there's no coping or denial of the Juggernaut's law.
 
jfl at lol at loling at lmao
It seems that nothing less than "I FUCKING HATE FUCKING NORMIE SUBHUMAN SCUM HUEHUEHUE JUGGERNAUT'S LAW" will suffice according to you. And that's okay. But I will stress that in the post there's no coping or denial of the Juggernaut's law.
Yes nothing will suffice less than that actually(because its the only metric which is truly blackpill), ur acting like a fucking redditor, Take stuff seriously for once, whats next? are u gonna post me on reddit?
The thing that I was saying is that its not MEN who wish that, its you and me and a few other brocels on the internet, ive talked with normies when I was at highschool before becoming a neet and they would have abysmal dating standards and seemed fine with humiliation rituals, thats the modern man.
 
Yes nothing will suffice less than that actually(because its the only metric which is truly blackpill), ur acting like a fucking redditor, Take stuff seriously for once, whats next? are u gonna post me on reddit?
The thing that I was saying is that its not MEN who wish that, its you and me and a few other brocels on the internet, ive talked with normies when I was at highschool before becoming a neet and they would have abysmal dating standards and seemed fine with humiliation rituals, thats the modern man.
I'd rather ropemaxx than post on Reddit.
 
I'd rather ropemaxx than post on Reddit.
Im not disagreing with you tbh ur post is based but the multiple times u see Christian men dating whores or ex incels becoming oofy doofys is extremely high,even being so called "based" dintre give these people some balls to respect themselfs.
 
Good post, I agree with all points.
 
All of these are optional for most Men btw.
 
I want to breed a foid.
 
They have the easiest role to play in the world and still find a way to fuck it up.
 
These three are so easy and common knowledge and yet most women don't do them

They not only dont do them but if you mention them, especially chastity, they will go full sperg
 
Men want 3 Cs
Cooking
Cleaning
Consummation
 

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