My brother found the noose under my bed.

[MaxillaFractureCell]

>Be me
>Brother stays for a while
>Get kittens
>kittens go missing for a bit
>we look for them
>older brother looks under my bed to find kittens
>finds a noose instead
>confronts me
>asks me "why?
>sobs like a girl Infront of me
>mfw when I question whether I'm a fakecell or not.

I don't really know what to do anymore. Every day is the same mediocre shit. Everyone looks at me as if I were a bug, and worst of all my brother saw a noose under my bed. This could've been easily preventable if I were to have a better hiding spot.

 

[lastchancel]

why would you tie a noose and then store it under the bed tied? why not tie it when you are going to use it? larp

 

[MaxillaFractureCell]

attention seeker if you were going to rope why didnt you

I didn't have the balls to. Also, I wanted to find a good spot before i did so.

 

[idfklma]

Dont rope bro its never worth it + ur soul will have a difficult time making its way 2 the after life if u do

 

[MaxillaFractureCell]

why would you tie a noose and then store it under the bed tied? why not tie it when you are going to use it? larp

I'm afraid of irreversible damage to both the brain and body, and I also wanted to plan in advance before killing myself.

 

[MaxillaFractureCell]

Dont rope bro its never worth it + ur soul will have a difficult time making its way 2 the after life if u do

I'm Agnostic so I understand where you're coming from. Both fates are pretty bad

 

[Emba]

I have a moose under my bed!

 

[MaxillaFractureCell]

attention seeker if you were going to rope why didnt you

I did enjoy the attention tbh

 

[MaxillaFractureCell]

I'm afraid of irreversible damage to both my brain and body, and I also wanted to plan in advance before killing myself.

 

[MaxillaFractureCell]

now that you have leverage demand your brother to pay the bill for your stacy escorts or you'll do it for real next time

Escorts? Why not get a fleshlight at that point?

 

[MaxillaFractureCell]

You can't cuddle, hug, kiss, feel the warm of a womans body with a fleshlight

Escorts are repulsed by Incels. I don't find any enjoyment in the idea of raping someone.

 

[MaxillaFractureCell]

You're not raping them you're just fucking a whore by promising her money. Escorts will let you fuck them as long as you aren't disgusting or black/brown in some cases

I don't care about the idea of sex and pleasure. I just want to be with someone that doesn't pity me for being an ugly loser or treat me like a roach.

 

[suicidecase]

It's over for cowboycels

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

It's over for cowboycels

Jfl, that would be a funny excuse

 

[MaxillaFractureCell]

I don't care about the idea of sex and pleasure. I just want to be with someone that doesn't pity me for being an ugly loser or look at me like a roach.

 

[Epedaphic]

HE sobbed when he found it? Shit man. Idk if I know someone that cares about me that much.

 

[FakeFakecel]

Dont rope bro its never worth it

Are you fucking kidding me?

 

[zangano1]

Confess your inceldom and tell him to help you pick up girls

 

[FakeFakecel]

HE sobbed when he found it? Shit man. Idk if I know someone that cares about me that much.

For real man if my family found a noose under my bed they would beat the shit out of me for not being religious enough lol

 

[zangano1]

At least he loves you, if my brother found a noose under my bed he would pretend nothing happened to avoid awkward conversations

 

[MaxillaFractureCell]

At least he loves you, if my brother found a noose under my bed he would pretend nothing happened to avoid awkward conversations

That’s basically what my twin did

 

[Justdone]

Confess your inceldom and tell him to help you pick up girls

He can’t do that it will make him rope

 

[Buried Alive 2.0]

Suicide by rope seems awful.

 

[Balding Subhuman]

I'm having lots of suicidal thoughts too lately. Too much stress, too many health problems that don't seem to go away. Maybe it'll get better one day for both of us

 

[Adam_was_lonley]

suicide is painfull and scary.Pray to God something happends. Im sorry if this awnser sounds pittyfull

 

[MaxillaFractureCell]

Suicide by rope seems awful.

I've heard assisted suicide is nice

 

[MaxillaFractureCell]

suicide is painfull and scary.Pray to God something happends. Im sorry if this awnser sounds pittyfull

We all have to face death at some point in our lives

 

[MaxillaFractureCell]

I'm having lots of suicidal thoughts too lately. Too much stress, too many health problems that don't seem to go away. Maybe it'll get better one day for both of us

Surgerymaxxing is the only way tbh. Everything else is cope

 

[Buried Alive 2.0]

I've heard assisted suicide is nice

Yeah, but not easily found. I'd have done it already if it was available.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

larp

He'll be fine.