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My birthday so far

HONKLER BANDICOON

HONKLER BANDICOON

mess with the honk u get the bonk
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> Slept till 13pm

> Aunt puts £20 in my bank account

> Had long shower

> Went downstairs

> Got a letter in post, tax related

> Support workers says happy birthday

> Work two hours cleaning empty offices

> Go to grandma house

> Eat chicken niggets and corned beef pasty

> She says happy birthday

To be continued....
 
nice

gz mr honk:feelsaww:
 
Birthday Jun 5, 1900 (Age: 124)
can't believe you would lie like that
 
Horrible


Happy continued birthday, have you got a cake
 
My wife will let me have a birthday blowjob.

I wait all year for this!
 
Mogs my birthday
 
happy cake day :soy:
 
Autismcake


Oops wrong cake. Happy birthday anyway!
 

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