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My 2025 ejaculation statistics/journal

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40. ss viitisen minuuttia vaille 22
 
41. ss kymmenisen minuuttia sitten tai enintään 20

eilen heräsin aamuyhden aikoihin tai vähän jälkeen, viimein nousin ylös pitkään maattuani hereillä ja kello oli vähän yli kaksi, nyt aamuviideltä en ole viedä edes mennyt nukkumaan. "eilen" menin nukkumaan puoli yhdentoista jälkeen illalla eli nukuin vain jotain parisen tuntia. sitten aamulla alkoi väsyttämään.
 
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Recording every coom for 3 years is bona fide autistic content.
 
2023:

2024:

I achieved 104 ejaculations in 2023

I achieved 64 ejaculations in 2024
I’ll be honest with you, i can double, even triple this, or i can keep it exactly on 0.
 
42. ss klo 2.16

useaan "yöhön" en ole saanut nukuttua heräämättä, VALTAVA virtsaamisentarpeentunne herättää. Kuitenkin virtsaa tulee vähän ja aivan hämmästyttävän hitaasti, siis erittäin vähäisellä paineella. Ja taas tänäänkin viimeisen kerran heräsin liian aikaisin, olin jo kesken unien käynyt vessassa enkä ollut juonut mitään, enkä mennyt enää uudestaan yrittämään nukahtaa taas ja nyt väsyttää, kun eturauhasen takia saan nukuttua vain pätkissä ja liian vähän ja silti kuluu paljon aikaa, koska nukahtaminen uudestaan kestää. Viimeisellä heräämisellä myös aivan jumalaton pissahätä, kymmenen kertaa pahempi kuin jos on rakko aivan täynnä, mutta eturauhanen ei vaivaa. Silti ei tullut juuri mitään, paljon vähemmän kuin mihin heräsin täysin kesken unien. Ibuprofeenia en voi enää käyttää, koska siitä tulee paha ja pitkäkestoinen närästys rintaan (ylemmäs kuin tavallinen närästys minulla, jos olen syönyt esim. liikaa kermaa). Tämä on vaaran merkki ja pitäisi kuulemma pikaisesti mennä lääkäriin, mutta en halua käyttää siihen rahaa eikä sinne edes saa aikaa nopeasti. Eturauhanen aivan tulehtunut ja tulehdus tulee melkein heti takaisin, jos sen saa ibuprofeenilla vähemmän tulehtuneeksi. Koko ajan tulehdusarvot ovat koholla, olleet koko aikuisiän. Sairaaksi en juuri tule, koska jatkuva tulehdustila ennaltaehkäisee kaiken. Ainoat kerrat kun olen saanut nuhan/nuhakuumeen/influenssan/flunssan/koronan/yms. ovat aina seurausta siitä, että olen ottanut ibuprofeenia ja näin tulehdustilani on laskenut. Erityisen pahat eturauhasvaivat kertovat siitä, että jokin tauti yrittää päästä voitolle ja kun otan ibuprofeenia, että valtava vessahätä menisi pois, sairastun. Jos en ota ibuprofeenia, en sairastu. Vain ja ainoastaan 42. ss siksi, että saattaisi vähän helpottaa eturauhasen tilannetta. Ei siksi, että olisi "tehnyt mieli". Välillä ss auttaa, välillä pahentaa vessaan juoksemisen tarvetta (oikeasti, kuten vanhat miehet, joilla eturauhanen laajentunut, tietävät, hätä iskee hyvin nopeasti ja kehittyy kriittiseksi hyvin nopeasti ja voi tulla housuun). Jos tulehdukseni on vähäisempää, vessaan ei ole ollenkaan samanlainen kiire (ja tällöin rakko on paljon täydempi, mutta tarve mennä vessaan paljon, paljon vähäisempi).
 
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2023:

2024:

I achieved 104 ejaculations in 2023

I achieved 64 ejaculations in 2024
Over
 
43. ss klo 14.21
 
44. ss klo 14.25 tai 14.15, vaihtui heti 26:een tai 16:een, en muista! Muistin, että olin jo tänne merkinnyt, mutta myöhemmin muistin, että noinkohan.
 
46. ss tunti pari sitten

vähän kirveli siemensyöksyssä (ja sen jälkeen)
 
Rookie numbers
 
47. ss klo 15.37 tai 36

 
48. ss klo 6.14 tai 13
 
sl 14.25
syyskuun 14. edellinen ja viime viikot ovat olleet todella vaikeita
 
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sl 17.55 tai 18.00
 
49. ss noin tasan kello 19 tälle:


muutamassa sekunnissa/heti tuli (orgasmi heikko tai erittäin heikko, siemennestettä tuli paljon, sen takia liike piti lopettaa heti, jo ennen kuin mitään tuli ulos, etten joutuisi siivoamaan lattiaa, kun piti taiteilla, että kaikki pysyisi paperin päällä)
 
50. ss klo 15.08 tai 07:n loppuneljännes noin
 
51. ss klo 23.10
eturauhasasen tulehduksen takia olen rampannut tänään vessassa. eli nuhakuume yrittää päästä päälle

pelkään yläkerrasta kuuluvia ääniä, pahaenteisiä ääniä kuuluu. Eilen (eli tänään minulle heräsin kymmeneltä illalla katsomaan jalkapalloa, tänään kello jo reilusti yli kymmenen, enkä ole vielä herännyt, koska en ole vielä edes mennyt nukkumaan!
 
52. ss klo 1.34

toista kertaa peräkkäin ihan kuin olisi vähän verta joukossa. Tällä kertaa myös kirveli. Kurkku yrittää tulla kipeäksi. Väripoikkeamaa kaksi kertaa peräkkäin.
 
53. ss klo 5.56 tai 57
 
joitakin päiviä tai noin viikko sitten (ehkä kauemminkin) purkautui ilman edes viiden sadasosan seisokkia siemennestettä sängyssä ilman varsinaista yritystä/aietta ja ilman orgasmia. en tiedä, laskenko sen.

54. tai 55. ss tänä vuonna joskus vähän ennen yhtä yöllä tänään 25.12.2025
 
2023:

2024:

I achieved 104 ejaculations in 2023

I achieved 64 ejaculations in 2024
Are u khhv?
 
Those are rookie numbers. You need to get those numbers up.
 
Those are rookie numbers. You need to get those numbers up.
last night I ejaculated and because of that my whole day (today) is lost because i could not sleep. My prostate woke me up but i could not even get to the toilet for a long time and also could not re-fall into sleep because of horrible feeling (of needing to urinate). and when i went to urinate very little came and with very little pressure. I hear every day neighbours urinating with the pressure and amount it should be. I have had visible blood in my semen for weeks now (never noticed it before despite having prostate-inflammation problems for a very long time) and last night I had a brown lump for the first time ever in my semen, maybe blood? I fear I have prostate cancer. I don't want to waste money going to doctor (and 3 months wait time + now everything is closed added to where that would start counting just to get the actual referral to urological outpatient clinic where the wait time would be another 3-6 months and the visit would be over in a couple of minutes and they would not do any needed tests).
 
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I don't want to waste money going to doctor (and 3 months wait time + now everything is closed added to where that would start counting just to get the actual referral to urological outpatient clinic where the wait time would be another 3-6 months and the visit would be over in a couple of minutes and they would not do any needed tests).
Are you in Finland? Why do you say waste money? Aren't doctors free there? Do you have to wait 3 months just to get in with a regular family doctor ("Primary Care Physician" as we say in Burgerland)?

Yeah late December is a bad time to be looking for a doctor, probably most of them take 2 week Christmas vacations.
 
Are you in Finland? Why do you say waste money? Aren't doctors free there? Do you have to wait 3 months just to get in with a regular family doctor ("Primary Care Physician" as we say in Burgerland)?

Yeah late December is a bad time to be looking for a doctor, probably most of them take 2 week Christmas vacations.
Yes, I am in Finland. No, they aren't free and never have been. Whence have you obtained that wrong information? It would cost at least one terveyskeskusmaksu + sairaalan poliklinikkamaksu + one poliklinikkamaksu if some tests were taken as a separate visit and another poliklinikkamaksu if a doctor phones you later to tell something even if for one or two minutes!

In 2025 terveyskeskusmaksu is 28.20 € per visit, in 2026 it will be 30.20 €

Poliklinikkamaksu 2025 was 66.7 € and it would be 71.3 euros for me because no way I can get there before 2026



We don't have family doctors. We have "health-centres" from which one needs to get the lähete to actual place where they do the tests and where you get to meet a doctor (for a few minutes) months later that costs 71.3 € per visit and per phone-call. This is the public sector. In the private sector one can get to see doctors as you wish and pay (a lot).

The only time when I went to doctor alone (as an adult), I lost all my savings because I was held in mental-hospital against my will and given dangerous and brain-shrinking antipsychotics (which I did not need, since I have never had any psychosis/excess dopamine) against my will with the use and threat of physical force. Blood-tests regularly, so they would see if I did not ingest the tablet. They called men from other departments to inject the poison using physical force. All of this cost thousands and thousands of euros in public hospital fees that I had to pay despite being there involuntarily and given treatment that made me sick. So I had permanent bodily harm and irreparable damage and lost my savings the only time I went to see a doctor and it was for the same prostate-inflammation hell (he put a referral to the mental clinic at the same visit and I agreed to it, because I needed something (sertraline for prostate/premature ejaculation reasons, but easier to get for mental reasons) from them, but I could not foresee what would follow) reason.

I would much rather live in the United States of America. As far as I know, they could not have locked me up like that there (only if making crimes(?)). I live without health-care here anyway and getting a job in the USA is very easy compared to Finland (highest unemployment in Europe and highest taxes). 25.5 % value added tax on everything (except food at 14 %).
 
Do you have to wait 3 months just to get in with a regular family doctor ("Primary Care Physician" as we say in Burgerland)?
3 months wait maximum (by law) to get a meeting in terveyskeskus and then 6 months maximum (by law) to get into erikoissairaanhoito (urologist). Actual times may be longer than allowed by law (and shorter also).
 
Yes, I am in Finland. No, they aren't free and never have been. Whence have you obtained that wrong information? It would cost at least one terveyskeskusmaksu + sairaalan poliklinikkamaksu + one poliklinikkamaksu if some tests were taken as a separate visit and another poliklinikkamaksu if a doctor phones you later to tell something even if for one or two minutes!

In 2025 terveyskeskusmaksu is 28.20 € per visit, in 2026 it will be 30.20 €

Poliklinikkamaksu 2025 was 66.7 € and it would be 71.3 euros for me because no way I can get there before 2026



We don't have family doctors. We have "health-centres" from which one needs to get the lähete to actual place where they do the tests and where you get to meet a doctor (for a few minutes) months later that costs 71.3 € per visit and per phone-call. This is the public sector. In the private sector one can get to see doctors as you wish and pay (a lot).

The only time when I went to doctor alone (as an adult), I lost all my savings because I was held in mental-hospital against my will and given dangerous and brain-shrinking antipsychotics (which I did not need, since I have never had any psychosis/excess dopamine) against my will with the use and threat of physical force. Blood-tests regularly, so they would see if I did not ingest the tablet. They called men from other departments to inject the poison using physical force. All of this cost thousands and thousands of euros in public hospital fees that I had to pay despite being there involuntarily and given treatment that made me sick. So I had permanent bodily harm and irreparable damage and lost my savings the only time I went to see a doctor and it was for the same prostate-inflammation hell (he put a referral to the mental clinic at the same visit and I agreed to it, because I needed something (sertraline for prostate/premature ejaculation reasons, but easier to get for mental reasons) from them, but I could not foresee what would follow) reason.

I would much rather live in the United States of America. As far as I know, they could not have locked me up like that there (only if making crimes(?)). I live without health-care here anyway and getting a job in the USA is very easy compared to Finland (highest unemployment in Europe and highest taxes). 25.5 % value added tax on everything (except food at 14 %).
Sorry about your bad experience in the mental hospital. That sounds rough. I'm not sure if they can hold one hostage in one here, but they definitely take suicidal people to the mental hospital basically like jail. Like I've heard if you call a suicide hotline, cops will probably show up and forcibly take you to the mental hospital.

At least the most you have to pay for medical care in a year in Finland is 762 Euros ($897). I'm about to sign up for health insurance here in America and it will be a $7,000 deductible (that means I have to pay $7000 before insurance will pay anything), plus about $150/month premiums, with a $10,000 annual maximum out of pocket expenditure. And that's assuming everything is "in network." If you accidentally get a doctor who's out of network, it will cost you like 3x more.

That's a very typical health plan on Obamacare if you don't want to pay $400/month in premiums.
 
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At least the most you have to pay for medical care in a year in Finland is 762 Euros ($897).
Not true at all! What the fuck. I paid much more per month (of course still a small fraction of the actual costs)! If you are in a hospital, you pay that Poliklinikkamaksu every day you have been there! I also had to pay my normal rent and other expenses.
 
Not true at all! What the fuck. I paid much more per month (of course still a small fraction of the actual costs)! If you are in a hospital, you pay that Poliklinikkamaksu every day you have been there! I also had to pay my normal rent and other expenses.
Oh OK, I got that from Google AI bot : "
  • Maksukatto (Annual Payment Ceiling): There is an annual maximum limit (maksukatto) for public healthcare fees. In 2025, the national payment ceiling is €762.00 per calendar year. Once this limit is reached, visits included under the ceiling are generally free for the remainder of the year (excluding certain charges like upkeep fees for long-term care).
  • Age: Services are often free for individuals under 18 years old."
 
Sorry about your bad experience in the mental hospital. That sounds rough. I'm not sure if they can hold one hostage in one here, but they definitely take suicidal people to the mental hospital basically like jail. Like I've heard if you call a suicide hotline, cops will probably show up and forcibly take you to the mental hospital.

At least the most you have to pay for medical care in a year in Finland is 762 Euros ($897). I'm about to sign up for health insurance here in America and it will be a $7,000 deductible (that means I have to pay $7000 before insurance will pay anything), plus about $150/month premiums, with a $10,000 annual maximum out of pocket expenditure. And that's assuming everything is "in network." If you accidentally get a doctor who's out of network, it will cost you like 3x more.

That's a very typical health plan on Obamacare if you don't want to pay $400/month in premiums.
What is this "premiums"? Why don't you pay that $400 a month?
 
Not true at all! What the fuck. I paid much more per month (of course still a small fraction of the actual costs)! If you are in a hospital, you pay that Poliklinikkamaksu every day you have been there! I also had to pay my normal rent and other expenses.
Everyone on Reddit is always saying how healthcare is "FREE" in every developed country except America where you can go bankrupt if you have a heart attack. lol
 
What is this "premiums"? Why don't you pay that $400 a month?
Premium is the monthly cost to me for the insurance. So that plan would be $150/month. That plan will probably come out cheaper for me than the $400/month plan since I currently don't go to the doctor very much, maybe once or twice a year. The $400/month plan still has like a $2000 deductible, $5000 annual maximum so it's not great either.
 
Oh OK, I got that from Google AI bot : "
  • Maksukatto (Annual Payment Ceiling): There is an annual maximum limit (maksukatto) for public healthcare fees. In 2025, the national payment ceiling is €762.00 per calendar year. Once this limit is reached, visits included under the ceiling are generally free for the remainder of the year (excluding certain charges like upkeep fees for long-term care).
  • Age: Services are often free for individuals under 18 years old."
that upkeep fee is a lot of money if you are being held for months and have to pay it for every day while also having to pay rent and not available for work (one gets sick leave but mine was the minimum amount, if one had a good-paying job when put on sick leave, then one would have much better income while in the hospital)
 
Everyone on Reddit is always saying how healthcare is "FREE" in every developed country except America where you can go bankrupt if you have a heart attack. lol
In some or many countries it is free to see a doctor, but not in Finland. Like in the UK, doctor visit (NHS) is free. But not here. That's why I don't want to go there, like I said. In many so-called developing countries it is also free.
 
where you can go bankrupt
Like I said, I lost my savings, but nothing more. Once you literally have no money (and house, car, forest, reindeers etc. to sell) left, THEN you can get toimeentulotuki to pay your hospital bills. So I was punished because I had savings. So the incentive in Finland is to spend all your money always and not save. Many in Finland are in this situation. I am also in this very moment; I will lose money next month/year if I don't spend now. I manage to save money from my minimum income benefit and I am punished for that.
 
Premium is the monthly cost to me for the insurance. So that plan would be $150/month. That plan will probably come out cheaper for me than the $400/month plan since I currently don't go to the doctor very much, maybe once or twice a year. The $400/month plan still has like a $2000 deductible, $5000 annual maximum so it's not great either.
I would like to move there. You have great economy and low taxes.
 
54 (55) lopullinen luku
54 ejaculations in 2025
 

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