News Mountain Lion Killed By Man’s Bare Hands Was Only ‘A Baby’

[Cuyen]

https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/mountain-lion-killed-by-mans-bare-hands-was-only-a-baby/

The official necropsy report of the mountain lion strangled to death by a runner has been released, and reveals the lion had been ‘a kitten’ at the time of its death.

Travis Kauffman, of Fort Collins, Colorado, made headlines in early February after it emerged he had fought off and killed a mountain lion with his bare hands.

31-year-old Kauffman had been out running when the lion attacked. He struck the lion on the back of the head with a rock before placing his foot on its neck until it stopped moving.

It has now emerged that the young lion was an estimated three to four months old when it died, with an approximate live weight of between 35 to 40 pounds.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

What a joke, he'd have more trouble trying to do that to any reasonably sized dog.

 

[Blacktarpill]

When you try to alphapredatormaxx.
What a cunt.

 

[Cuyen]

And people say white guys are low T

a kitten

 

[Deleted member 12355]

yeah, just realized

 

[ihaveno1]

lmao the title makes it out that the lion was the victim, imagine if it was a foid instead of a guy, then the title would make the foid the victim instead. god damn men just cant win

 

[andinocel]

No fucking way in hell he could kill a grown mountain lion. I’m always skeptical of news stories of some idiot killing a wild animal with his bare hands

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

I want to kill him with my bare hands

 

[Insomniac]

I want to kill him with my bare hands

 

[GameDevCel]

i have a 50 lbs dog that got in fights once in a while, i can literaly hold it with one hand like puppy, no idea why this guy had trouble with a "big cat"

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

there is no low that the numale cuckolds wont stoop to

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

He admitted that in the interviews. He said as soon as it bit him he started looking around worried the mom would show up. But luckily she didn't. So he tried smashing its head with a rock twice but it didn't work. So then he managed to pin its neck with his boot and he suffocated it to death.

Would have been more badass if it was a full grown mountain lion but no human would win that battle without weapons.

 

[GameDevCel]

He admitted that in the interviews. He said as soon as it bit him he started looking around worried the mom would show up. But luckily she didn't. So he tried smashing its head with a rock twice but it didn't work. So then he managed to pin its neck with his boot and he suffocated it to death.

Would have been more badass if it was a full grown mountain lion but no human would win that battle without weapons.

maybe some freak like andre the giant could

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

maybe some freak like andre the giant could

Yeah fair point. I would be interested to see that, but I'd say even in that match up 90%+ of the time the lion slashes him or gets him by the jugular and tears his throat out.

Humans were never designed to fight animals like this with our bare hands. We survived due to our tribalism and weapon/toolmaking skills.

 

[GameDevCel]

Yeah fair point. I would be interested to see that, but I'd say even in that match up 90%+ of the time the lion slashes him or gets him by the jugular and tears his throat out.

Humans were never designed to fight animals like this with our bare hands. We survived due to our tribalism and weapon/toolmaking skills.

i don't think the lion could do that easily, i was som many layers of fat and muscle, i heard the guy could turn a entire fucking car upside down if you angered him enough

 

[microDongCityUSA]

So basically killed a Cat, what a pussy

 

[GameDevCel]

So basically killed a Cat, what a pussy

well a forty pound cat, but still so, if it was at least 100 pounds i would be impressed

 

[YungCell]

Just because it weighs ~40 pounds doesn't mean that it lacks capable jaws and claws. It doesn't have to be a big guy to just fuck your shit up.

This, I can understand the fear of thinking that it could pounce for your neck and end you, but it sounds like he took his sweet time and strangled it when one kick would have sent it running.

 

[Futurecel2.0]

No fucking way in hell he could kill a grown mountain lion. I’m always skeptical of news stories of some idiot killing a wild animal with his bare hands

Grown mountain lions are fucking huge. The cat would of went straight for the neck. End of story.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

lmao the title makes it out that the lion was the victim, imagine if it was a foid instead of a guy, then the title would make the foid the victim instead. god damn men just cant win

 

[FrereJacques]

KILL THIS MAN MUH FURBABIES

 

[Michael15651]

What a piece of shit.

 

[TheNEET]

humans are the cucks among animals
it's over for humancels

 

[superighteous]

What would have you done? Let it kill you because it was a baby? Jfl at some of you guys..

 

[Deleted member 6470]

He has the classic incel look. He thought he would get some kind of credits saying he killed a lion.
Too bad for him. I wish him only the worst.

 

[TheRealChincel]

What would have you done? Let it kill you because it was a baby? Jfl at some of you guys..

This thread reminds me of coastal city mayors who would rather have their cops seriously injured or potentially killed by a mentally disturbed person who has a weapon on them. “Defuse the situation, don’t defend yourself outside of blocking!”

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Damn dude, poor lion.