Two alligators were once sitting by a river waiting for their next meal to come along.
One alligator was plump and healthy, while the other was emaciated and looked to be near death.
The healthy alligator asked the emaciated one what he had been eating.
The emaciated one said "Niggers. I wait for one to come to the riverbank, and when it does I grab it and shake the shit out of it and then eat it."
The healthy alligator said "There is your problem. You are not getting enough to eat. After you shake the shit out of a nigger, all that is left is lips and tennis shoes."
One alligator was plump and healthy, while the other was emaciated and looked to be near death.
The healthy alligator asked the emaciated one what he had been eating.
The emaciated one said "Niggers. I wait for one to come to the riverbank, and when it does I grab it and shake the shit out of it and then eat it."
The healthy alligator said "There is your problem. You are not getting enough to eat. After you shake the shit out of a nigger, all that is left is lips and tennis shoes."
