SuicideFuel Mom told my grandparents I have a girlfriend...

[NEETAndTidy]

Went to visit my grandparents today.

My grandparents asked how my girlfriend was

In shock I said "huh?"

Grandma said "Your mom told us you met a girl!"

Had to play along with it.


My mom is so ashamed of me that shes started telling people I'm dating.... I'm just gonna crawl into a hole and fucking die. I cannot believe this shit.

Having an incel child must be humiliating.

 

[Max_Payne]

Welp at least you still have grandparents boyo

 

[Deleted member 14430]

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Its truly over boyos RIP

 

[LastGerman]

Went to visit my grandparents today.

My grandparents asked how my girlfriend was

In shock I said "huh?"

Grandma said "Your mom told us you met a girl!"

Had to play along with it.

Damned. You should have unfolded that lie. I hate lying, specially in cases like this.

 

[InMyCellInHell]

Gotta love how even family members exhibit annoying foid behavior. Even family can blackpill you inadvertently.

 

[Cuyen]

That's truly over if your parents pretended like you have gf. I'm so sorry boyo

 

[NeetSupremacist]

Damn this is hard.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Damned. You should have unfolded that lie. I hate lying, specially in cases like this.

Too embarrassing

 

[Mentallincel]

I was always considered to be "That" guy in the family, so they would not even be that surprised about anything...

 

[Insomniac]

Damn bro. That must be humiliating. Feel for you.

 

[manlet167]

Low IQ parents

 

[StaroRavager]

That's truly over if your parents pretended like you have gf. I'm so sorry boyo

 

[HighTGymcel]

Sad nibba hours bro

 

[acnescarcel]

lol i saw my grandma yesterday and she was like when u getting married? i was like idk

 

[OccidentalRebel]

Cuck didnt correct the story.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Its truly over boyos RIP

Don't laugh at him, faggot. It's sad.

 

[OccidentalRebel]

I love how people focus on parents but not OP allowing them to lie because they were ashamed of him and make him pretend to meet criteria he doesnt. Mega cuck.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Damn bro. That must be humiliating. Feel for you.

Had no idea what to say

lol i saw my grandma yesterday and she was like when u getting married? i was like idk

Damn that's almost as bad

I love how people focus on parents but not OP allowing them to lie because they were ashamed of him and make him pretend to meet criteria he doesnt. Mega cuck.

"Yeah nana my mom lied I'm actually a fucking truecel who women wont look at"

Don't laugh at him, faggot. It's sad.

Tbh

 

[acnescarcel]

Don't laugh at him, faggot. It's sad.

lol

 

[OccidentalRebel]

Went to visit my grandparents today.

My grandparents asked how my girlfriend was

In shock I said "huh?"

Grandma said "Your mom told us you met a girl!"

Had to play along with it.


My mom is so ashamed of me that shes started telling people I'm dating.... I'm just gonna crawl into a hole and fucking die. I cannot believe this shit.

Having an incel child must be humiliating.

Defend yourslef nexttime.

 

[acnescarcel]

Had no idea what to say

Damn that's almost as bad

"Yeah nana my mom lied I'm actually a fucking truecel who women wont look at"

Tbh

yup lol and then my aunt was like when are u going to stop being neet? ur almost 30. I'm 23 lol. i think the only reason they wanted to go to lunch was to fuck with me.

 

[PersonalityChad]

Brutal

 

[Words2_live_bye]

My normie mom assumes i talk to girls online
rest of my family probably thinks i'm gay, or that i'm already dating/asexual lmao
Just fuck family, they suck

 

[Modus Coperandi]

Today at 1:52 AM

fuck i don't know, the only thing that helped me when i had stomach pain from food poisoning or whatever was to shift around to find a comfortable position. i think i could only sleep in a chair or some shit

Yeah I've been mostly laying down. The second I sit up or move too much its painful again though

->

Went to visit my grandparents today.

???

 

[SecondComing]

Having a blue pilled boomer mom is suicidefuel.

My mother also tells other people that I'm dating. I guess she is just coping over the fact that I won't give her any grandchildren.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

My thoughts exactly tbh

 

[Indari]

i wouldn't stand for that shit

 

[NEETAndTidy]

i wouldn't stand for that shit

I wasnt sure how to react. At least my grandparents are proud of me

 

[Damo the incel]

When I used to chat to my parents they would always ask if I had a girlfriend yet, it was so annoying

 

[Pinkett Mouse]

When normies ask me if i have a gf i answer "better incel than cuck". I use the regular vocabulary of normies, but the meaning doesn't change.

 

[Guest2]

When people say "when you have kids"

 

[FinnCel]

Jesus H Christ

Must be shitty

I don't often get invited to any family event becase everyone else just hangs out with their SO and I sit in the fucking corner drinking until I blackout

 

[Michael15651]

I’d just be brutally honest if it were me tbh

 

[Inceldo]

Its over for you

 

[Blacktarpill]

When normies ask me if i have a gf i answer "better incel than cuck". I use the regular vocabulary of normies, but the meaning doesn't change.

Lowinhibgod

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I’d just be brutally honest if it were me tbh

She seemed so proud

 

[LastGerman]

When normies ask me if i have a gf i answer "better incel than cuck". I use the regular vocabulary of normies, but the meaning doesn't change.

Manly.

 

[KingChemist]

ROFLMAO.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

ROFLMAO.

 

[tiredofthisshit]

lmao lol

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Suicidefuel from moms is more common then it should be

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Went to visit my grandparents today.

My grandparents asked how my girlfriend was

In shock I said "huh?"

Grandma said "Your mom told us you met a girl!"

Had to play along with it.


My mom is so ashamed of me that shes started telling people I'm dating.... I'm just gonna crawl into a hole and fucking die. I cannot believe this shit.

Having an incel child must be humiliating.

I would never be okay with such blatant lying on my behalf, the surreptitious hiding of my single status as if it's this horrid thing that ought to be hidden is unacceptable and insulting, if i were you, i'd've told them that she was lying and that i have no girlfriend.

 

[The End]

Well.... if you're going to play along, you might as well have fun with it. Tell your grandma your girlfriend takes you skydiving on weekends, runs a soup-kitchen, and has an IQ of 140. Tell your grandma your girlfriend is 6'5" and can bench press a corvette.

Tell you grandma that your girlfriend fought in the middle-east, and has personally killed 12 men -- including twisting the head off of one them.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

My parents have done the same, I feel so guilty for being such a pathetic incel I want to die.

 

[Kobecel]

I thought about lying about having a girlfriend but my parents would want to see her

 

[Deleted member 15752]

You told your mom that your looks keep you back?

 

[_wifebeater_]

Brutal

 

[Gengar]

Suicidefuel tbh. My family will start to question me too why I don't have romantic / sexual life, aunt already started actually.

 

[Murdoch89]

No one other than people I meet for the 1st time ask me if I have a girlfriend, so called family and others that know me just know that I never had one and that I will die alone with no one

 

[Abomination]

My entire family knows that I'm incel