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Paladin

Paladin

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> 8/10+ face
> 7'0+
> Foot long dick
> 30 inch bidelt
> Multibillionaire
> Dark triad serial killer (100+ kills)
 
Also forgot:
-Lunar vacation home
-Annual ski-trip to Olympus mons on Mars
-Robot butler
-Must prove you've never fucked an Ai Waifubot
-inhibitor chip to keep you subservient
Robocop only
 
Humans are going to mog their hunter gatherer ancestors soon.
 
8/10 are standars lowering? If you aren't a perfect 10 or at a 9.5 don't even try it. :feelskek:
 
Average .is user in 2124:
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Average .is user in 2124:View attachment 1347513
:foidSoy: "I mean... he's cute, I guess. But I prefer 5'2" balding Indian janitors with tumors so massive they consume his entire face, sagging down to his chest. The tumors ooze thick, yellow pus that crusts over and smells rancid, dripping onto his stained clothes. His skin is covered in deep boils and peeling sores, and he drags himself around, wheezing through his clogged nose while flies swarm his rotting, infected wounds."
 
cels will have robowaifus by then
 
forgot 8 pack abs. 6 isn't enough
 
:foidSoy: "I mean... he's cute, I guess. But I prefer 5'2" balding Indian janitors with tumors so massive they consume his entire face, sagging down to his chest. The tumors ooze thick, yellow pus that crusts over and smells rancid, dripping onto his stained clothes. His skin is covered in deep boils and peeling sores, and he drags himself around, wheezing through his clogged nose while flies swarm his rotting, infected wounds."
“Since, you know, beauty is subjective… not like it matters in the first place.”
 

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