Blackpill all of you pussy ass bitches would end it if you had my stats

[HOPELESS SHITSKIN]

0. brown eyes
1. shitty name(my name rhymes with hairy anus in my language)
2. bug eyes
3. tiny skull
4. tiny frame
5. tiny cock (3inches bonepressed)
6. phimosis
7. autism
8. bipolar disorder
9. yellow teeth
10. nw4 shitskin afro hair
11. shitskin skin color
12. very small wrists
13. skinnyfat body
14. long face like a horse
15. too hairy anus
16. recessed
17. shitty hairstyle
18. tiny neck
19. bloated fat face
20. 30% bodyfat
21. 21 inch skull
22. very weak jaw
23. 5'9 height

ABSOLUTELY ALL OF YOU BITCHES WOULD COMMIT SUICIDE IF YOU HAD THESE STATS, NONE OF YOU ARE TOUGH OR BADASS AS FUK TO JUST IGNORE THIS SHIT AND CONTINUE LIVING.

I AM THE ULTIMATE TRUECEL, NOBODY EVEN COMES CLOSE

 

[Lego Island 2]

 

[Adolf Kitler]

Brutal

 

[theanty]

1. shitty name(my name rhymes with hairy anus in my language)

15. too hairy anus

 

[Icarus]

Actually I am the biggest truecel on fakecels.is

 

[Wrath]

moga me

 

[zd60]

I have a lot of these myself too, except instead of yellow teeth I just don't have any left they all fell out a years ago

 

[Pancakecel]

Plenty of users here have some, or a lot of what you listed.

If that's you in your avi, Abdul, then you already face mog.

 

[Emerald]

Why does every gray think their the biggest truecel?

 

[LUCK]

ABSOLUTELY ALL OF YOU BITCHES WOULD COMMIT SUICIDE IF YOU HAD THESE STATS

Yeah I probably would

 

[HOPELESS SHITSKIN]

 

[Wrath]

 

[theanty]

 

[AsiaCel]

I have worse teeth

I have the WORST TEETH on the forum

My teeth is so bad that only a full blown Marxist Rodgerist society will save me.

incels.is

 

[Runt171]

Saint Hairy Anus

 

[scrully]

 

[HOPELESS SHITSKIN]

 

[poorenglishcel]

I am the only trucel

 

[pixy.]

0. brown eyes

11. shitskin skin color

you're right, I'd never make it ngl

 

[RejectedCoomMaxxer]

It’s times like this where I’m glad I’m not a fucking NIGGER

 

[67InchesSubhuman]

>5'9

mogs me

 

[Enigmaz]

I'd commit suicide right now if these were your true stats, nigger. Fucking fakecel normie looksfaggot.

 

[HOPELESS SHITSKIN]

 

[Ellsworth]

5’9 be gone Chad!

 

[HOPELESS SHITSKIN]

 

[Poindexter]

Saint Hairy Anus

Name for the history books right there

 

[LastGerman]

0. brown eyes
1. shitty name(my name rhymes with hairy anus in my language)
2. bug eyes
3. tiny skull
4. tiny frame
5. tiny cock (3inches bonepressed)
6. phimosis
7. autism
8. bipolar disorder
9. yellow teeth
10. nw4 shitskin afro hair
11. shitskin skin color
12. very small wrists
13. skinnyfat body
14. long face like a horse
15. too hairy anus
16. recessed
17. shitty hairstyle
18. tiny neck
19. bloated fat face
20. 30% bodyfat
21. 21 inch skull
22. very weak jaw
23. 5'9 height

ABSOLUTELY ALL OF YOU BITCHES WOULD COMMIT SUICIDE IF YOU HAD THESE STATS, NONE OF YOU ARE TOUGH OR BADASS AS FUK TO JUST IGNORE THIS SHIT AND CONTINUE LIVING.

I AM THE ULTIMATE TRUECEL, NOBODY EVEN COMES CLOSE

Absolutely devastating. @Darth Aquarius

 

[Failed Pullout]

That's cool bro I'm 5'6 and also recessed.

 

[Darth Aquarius]

Absolutely devastating. @Darth Aquarius

Indeed, may God have mercy on his soul

 

[HopeisDead777]

You're not as bad as you think.

 

[gluttony]

>5'9

mogs me

same moga me

 

[HOPELESS SHITSKIN]

 

[Emba]

Whatever you say hairass

 

[HOPELESS SHITSKIN]

 

[Animecel2D]

moga me

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

23. 5'9 height

mogs me

 

[HOPELESS SHITSKIN]

 

[DreamCoper]

15. too hairy anus

 

[TooSomething]

Oof

 

[TooSomething]

Why does every gray think their the biggest truecel?

Remember, if you think that you're the truecel, there is always someone out there who is a trueer cel than you.

 

[TooSomething]

LoL, the gifs "he" posts are very foidish, ngl.

 

[Dollfucker]

His avatar is killing me jfl

 

[leasurehobo]

23. 5'9 height

JFL

 

[Runt171]

5’9 be gone Chad!

 

[reveries]

I think I have at least half of those, probably more. I try not to focus and dwell on it all too much to keep my sanity

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

tiny frame

brown eyes

autism

bipolar disorder

very small wrists

height

I have all of these except I’m 5’4

 

[sadlemon]

1. You're not your PFP. I don't believe anyone truecel enough would use their face as their PFP, so you're a fake.
2. That guy mogs me.
3. suck a dick

 

[Hoor Al-Ayn]

I'm the biggest truecel

no i'm the biggest truecel jeet

no, you're a fakecel retard, i'm the biggest truecel

you probably still mog me and I'm far from the @Truest truecel

 

[DeathSigil]

I match many things on the list brutal.

 

[Sans]

Mate, we all get zero pussy here. It's not a competition.

That said, welcome aboard.