News Minimum requirements to get a 5/10 girlfriend released!

[Romello Gaghan 2]

A lot of these funnily contradict each other. For example who's gonna be "goofy" and "mysterious" at the same time JFL

Also where did you find this OP? Looks like a menu at some hipster coffee shop.

 

[Dregster]

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[MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS]
IF YOU DO NOT MEET *ALL* REQUIREMENTS GO FUCK OFF AND DIE!

Pretty sure those are staceylite requirements.

 

[LitVirgin]

the funny thing is cucks will change themselve to fit within these requirements by any means necessary. I have stopped caring what foids think of me a long time ago im here because the black pill needs to be consumed frequently to maintain a realistic mindset

 

[IncelKing]

Why are you doing this to yourself?

because he's a cuck

 

[jerrycan dan]

I'm not even ethnic and don't have coloured eyes. People think the eyepill is a joke but its not.

do blue eyes halo Africans?

 

[vic624]

do blue eyes halo Africans?

African with blue eyes = cataracts

 

[SlayerSlayer]

You can tell how big a whore this cunt is by how girly her handwriting is.

 

[Valiant Virgin]

I talk to girls pretty much daily (friends)

Have you tried to make a move on any of them?

Don't know why any incel would want platonic female friends tbh.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

"friends with our friends" that's nearly everyone here eliminated, stuck with approaching to get anywhere

> Physically compatible
> Taller

lmfao

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Have you tried to make a move on any of them?

Don't know why any incel would want platonic female friends tbh.

On a couple of them, I did, of course I got rejected.

 

[tooth monster]

>Friends of our friends
just have a social circle confirmed

 

[SryMyEnglish]

-NICE HAIR
IT'S OVER

 

[zangano1]

Meanwhile the whores can't even lose some pounds to become human

 

[BrendioEEE]

Time to unpack this

-Love Us

Only virgin femoids are capable of loving someone who isn't drastically above their looksmatch

-Parent Approved

Modern parents are responsible for the state of modern females, why would I want to be accepted by their parents?

-Physically Compatible

If she means anything other than looksmatched, she's a whore

-Tall

It's over

-Polite/Caring of Others -- including parents

I wonder if the person who made this list was polite and caring of men who were shorter than her, or were looksmatched and below, I doubt it.

-Trustworthy/Faithful

>A NON VIRGIN FOID WANTING SOMEONE TRUSTWORTHY AND FAITHFUL

It's biologically impossible for her to be trustworthy and faithful if she isn't a virgin.

Funny/goofy --- but serious when needed

Imagine Jestermaxxing for a roastie

-Wants Kids

This girl would bash her babies head on a curb for Chad if he told her to.

-Got their life together

You first

-Religious [to some degree] (Includes a bunch of cucked religions after this)

Notice the emphasis on to some degree, she doesn't want someone actually Religious, because she'd have to serve for example under a patriarchal Christian man, and the only man she'll serve under is Chad or someone that would get me banned for cherrypicking/racebaiting.

-Same age or older

More proof that youngcels are truecels and it is over

-Commonality

Why do I doubt she means Race or Looksmatch by this.

-Can cook

No you

-Colored Eyes

Jfl it is truly over

-Go with the flow personality

Nihilistic Jewish Personality, honestly anyone with a go with the flow personality should be crucified on the street, publicly.

-Nice Hair

T.

-Dancing ability

Insert a totally ironic JBE meme here, please don't give me a warning massa, I beg you...

-Cute smile

T.

-Hot in a suit

Basically every guy looks better in a suit, I don't think the same can be said of femoids in dresses.

-Smart/Good Life Goals

Why are those two things next to eachother?

-Not Marvin or Roomates

Funny normie inside joke XD

-Friend Approved

Her roastie friends probably belong on a cross aswell.

-Mysterious

 

[The Abyss]

At least having a big dick it's not a requirement /ironic

What do ya think physically compatible meant.

 

[black_depresso]

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[MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS]
IF YOU DO NOT MEET *ALL* REQUIREMENTS GO FUCK OFF AND DIE!

Brown eyes reflect light sources more visibly, coloured eyes are just coloured

The contrast between the darkness of a hazel iris and a light source reflected in it can produce a stunning effect, like Alessandra Ambrosio

But then Adriana Lima is next level

 

[Player]

Well, at least I have COLOURED EYES. Degenerates.

 

[TURBO]

Not asking for much

 

[Comfcel]

''Colored eyes'' literally just excluded every ethnic jfl. Notice how they don't even consider brown eyes a fucking color, I want to slit their thraots and hang them upside down in GTA

Based.

>most requirements are about psychical attractiveness, including literally having big dick; also wanting lots of sex
>religious
bitch, any actual religious person would want to stone your degenerate ass to death

Terra-based.
Female sexual liberty was mankind's biggest mistake. We must rectify it in minecraft.

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

''Colored eyes'' literally just excluded every ethnic jfl.

Colored eyes ethnic filter.

As a brown eyed white boy this got me like

>colored eyes
Fuck.

Stroma will save us someday.

Change

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[Microsoft Excel]

Who wrote this. Looks like the parents of the boy wrote and ad for a gf. Who refers to someone as 5.0?

This seems like it came straight off Reddit.

If someone did not give context yet this was from reddit and it was a single parents meeting. It has been posted here before.

 

[Deleted member 19858]

Stroma will save us someday.

Change

If you want to reveal your natural radiance, STRŌMA may be right for you.

www.stromamedical.com

How legit is this though? Isn't there already some risky surgery to change eye colour?

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

How legit is this though?

Seems legit from what I can tell.

Isn't there already some risky surgery to change eye colour?

Yeah, but what's available now is just an implant that's put over the iris. Lots of side effects and horror stories. I don't recommend it at all.

Stroma, on the other hand, uses a laser to remove pigmentation in the iris.

 

[Deleted member 16809]

Stroma will save us someday.

Change

If you want to reveal your natural radiance, STRŌMA may be right for you.

www.stromamedical.com

no stroma for my midface ratio of 0.9, still lifefuel for ethnics

 

[Blacktarpill]

I hope she kills herself.Kys cunt
damn this shit is too hard, they want everything while they have nothing to offer.

 

[Cybersex is our hope]

Meanwhile “don’t be obese” is misogynistic, unrealistic, and we need to “lower our standards”

I hope she kills herself.Kys cunt
damn this shit is too hard, they want everything while they have nothing to offer.

 

[Angryloserethnic30]

In blackpilling terms, they meant:
6'5''
200 pounds of muscle
6 pack
tattoos
8 inch dick
6 plus face.
6 figure salary
Be white.