Requirements to date me

[Skelly]

I've seen a whole lot of cucks on here willing to settle with not only below their looksmatch, but with a disobedient nagging bitch. This is why I have compiled a list of BEHAVIORAL REQUIREMENTS to gain access to my bic (big incel cock)

1: Female addresses me as Master, owner, hubby, or God.
2: Female does not start drama, harass, or nag me.
3: Female obeys all my commands.
4: Female is loyal and never cheats.
5: Female does not masturbate as all her sexual lust must be saved for me.
6: Female must be virgin before we meet and stay with me forever.
7: Female must always ask for my permission for most things.

I have been extremely generous with this list, as I know that most foids are simply incapable of understanding complex rules. A typical interaction between owner and female should go as following:

Master: Whats for dinner today?
Female: Whatever you desire master, I live to serve you.
Master: Go prepare the bed for sex.
Female: Yes, master! At once, I am so excited!
During sex act:
Female: Oh god yes master! Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, cum in me!
Master: When I'm ready, calm down pet.
Female: Yes master, you are lord and king here, I only exist to serve you.
Master: Who owns you?
Female: You own my mind, body, and soul master. My heart completely belongs to you.
Master: Of course it does. Good pet.
Later while cuddling about to fall asleep:
Female: Thank you for being a good master to me. I know I'm just a worthless being of darkness but you shine your light on me anyway. I am so lucky to have you as my owner.
Master: It's okay, I enjoy it.

 

[nico]

volcel finallboss

 

[Skelly]

Note: Master does NOT need to ask for consent or give notice before the sex act. This was merely an example.

 

[Grodd]

Master

@Master

 

[Skelly]

@Master

30% warning for bothering master without notice. I pray that this won't happen again.

 

[SCAT PACK]

masturbate

 

[Grodd]

30% warning for bothering master without notice. I pray that this won't happen again.

Skelly

 

[HotDogCel]

volcel finallboss

 

[rotmaxxed neetcel]

 

[Skelly]

What's so funny? I hope you know this post is entirely non-satirical

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

That's it?

 

[Paladin]

 

[rotmaxxed neetcel]

What's so funny? I hope you know this post is entirely non-satirical

as much as we deserve obedient virgin gf goodluck finding one,i think the only type of woman to go for incel is a fat loose whore who has droopy vagina from so many cocks and you have to betabuxx her

 

[Skelly]

That's it?

I had to keep the rules concise as women cannot comprehend anything longer than ten rules. There is an extended version if you wish to see it

 

[coping_manlet]

A typical interaction between owner and female should go as following:

Master: Whats for dinner today?
Female: Whatever you desire master, I live to serve you.
Master: Go prepare the bed for sex.
Female: Yes, master! At once, I am so excited!
During sex act:
Female: Oh god yes master! Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, cum in me!
Master: When I'm ready, calm down pet.
Female: Yes master, you are lord and king here, I only exist to serve you.
Master: Who owns you?
Female: You own my mind, body, and soul master. My heart completely belongs to you.
Master: Of course it does. Good pet.
Later while cuddling about to fall asleep:
Female: Thank you for being a good master to me. I know I'm just a worthless being of darkness but you shine your light on me anyway. I am so lucky to have you as my owner.
Master: It's okay, I enjoy it.

literally just LARP

 

[Skelly]

literally just LARP

No, I assure you that these rules are real. I have this list posted upon my refrigerator for whenever i successfully trick a drunken female to come home with me

 

[Violet loner]

Idk, it would be kinda generous for us

 

[coping_manlet]

No, I assure you that these rules are real. I have this list posted upon my refrigerator for whenever i successfully trick a drunken female to come home with me

Trucels can’t even get a women to speak with them, let alone take them home.

My foid coworkers all blocked me on social media before I could even try to add them or look them up.

 

[Julius1]

My foid coworkers all blocked me on social media before I could even try to add them or look them up.

wtf? They all assume that we are stalkers and rapists, so how are there even hopes of ascending

 

[Skelly]

Trucels can’t even get a women to speak with them, let alone take them home.

My foid coworkers all blocked me on social media before I could even try to add them or look them up.

That’s why you gotta skinwalker maxx and steal the body of some random chadlite

 

[Skelly]

wtf? They all assume that we are stalkers and rapists, so how are there even hopes of ascending

Prove them right

 

[kay']

What's so funny? I hope you know this post is entirely non-satirical

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

I had to keep the rules concise as women cannot comprehend anything longer than ten rules. There is an extended version if you wish to see it

By all means

 

[NDManlet173]

I've seen a whole lot of cucks on here willing to settle with not only below their looksmatch, but with a disobedient nagging bitch. This is why I have compiled a list of BEHAVIORAL REQUIREMENTS to gain access to my bic (big incel cock)

1: Female addresses me as Master, owner, hubby, or God.
2: Female does not start drama, harass, or nag me.
3: Female obeys all my commands.
4: Female is loyal and never cheats.
5: Female does not masturbate as all her sexual lust must be saved for me.
6: Female must be virgin before we meet and stay with me forever.
7: Female must always ask for my permission for most things.

I have been extremely generous with this list, as I know that most foids are simply incapable of understanding complex rules. A typical interaction between owner and female should go as following:

Master: Whats for dinner today?
Female: Whatever you desire master, I live to serve you.
Master: Go prepare the bed for sex.
Female: Yes, master! At once, I am so excited!
During sex act:
Female: Oh god yes master! Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, cum in me!
Master: When I'm ready, calm down pet.
Female: Yes master, you are lord and king here, I only exist to serve you.
Master: Who owns you?
Female: You own my mind, body, and soul master. My heart completely belongs to you.
Master: Of course it does. Good pet.
Later while cuddling about to fall asleep:
Female: Thank you for being a good master to me. I know I'm just a worthless being of darkness but you shine your light on me anyway. I am so lucky to have you as my owner.
Master: It's okay, I enjoy it.

W

 

[Moth]

I've seen a whole lot of cucks on here willing to settle with not only below their looksmatch, but with a disobedient nagging bitch. This is why I have compiled a list of BEHAVIORAL REQUIREMENTS to gain access to my bic (big incel cock)

1: Female addresses me as Master, owner, hubby, or God.
2: Female does not start drama, harass, or nag me.
3: Female obeys all my commands.
4: Female is loyal and never cheats.
5: Female does not masturbate as all her sexual lust must be saved for me.
6: Female must be virgin before we meet and stay with me forever.
7: Female must always ask for my permission for most things.

I have been extremely generous with this list, as I know that most foids are simply incapable of understanding complex rules. A typical interaction between owner and female should go as following:

Master: Whats for dinner today?
Female: Whatever you desire master, I live to serve you.
Master: Go prepare the bed for sex.
Female: Yes, master! At once, I am so excited!
During sex act:
Female: Oh god yes master! Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, cum in me!
Master: When I'm ready, calm down pet.
Female: Yes master, you are lord and king here, I only exist to serve you.
Master: Who owns you?
Female: You own my mind, body, and soul master. My heart completely belongs to you.
Master: Of course it does. Good pet.
Later while cuddling about to fall asleep:
Female: Thank you for being a good master to me. I know I'm just a worthless being of darkness but you shine your light on me anyway. I am so lucky to have you as my owner.
Master: It's okay, I enjoy it.

Do you dare me to post this on r/feminism