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Disabled foids will reject us because the fetishmaxxers are taller than us.
Blind foids will reject us because their social circles consist of chad-only toilets.
However, midgets physically cannot handle the men they want unless they appreciate having their intestines spill out their ass. I'm even willing to bet that shortcels are the only breed of man that they could safely handle.
Based on the average weight and height of both parties, our reproductive systems are practically a match made in heaven. For them, a dickcel with even the slightest girth should be like the BBCs that Indians dream about every night. Meanwhile for us, their vaginas should grip tighter than a retard holding the class pet.
It's not like they have any better options either. From what I can tell, the only realistic alternatives are:
A. Never fuck Chad.
B. Fuck Chad + break every bone in body and die.
C. Fuck tinydick Chad.
D. Fuck another midget.
Knowing this, the pent-up sexual frustration will eventually lead to anger sex and the happy ending that you deserve where you get married and have a bunch of midget babies.
This theory has never been put into practice yet, but somebody needs to test it out. If you ascend, please assure to me that my scientific research was not in vain
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Every other foid has safe alternatives except for midgets, since if a Chad/Betabuxxer is too rough with her she will fucking break in half
Disabled foids will reject us because the fetishmaxxers are taller than us.
Blind foids will reject us because their social circles consist of chad-only toilets.
However, midgets physically cannot handle the men they want unless they appreciate having their intestines spill out their ass. I'm even willing to bet that shortcels are the only breed of man that they could safely handle.
Based on the average weight and height of both parties, our reproductive systems are practically a match made in heaven. For them, a dickcel with even the slightest girth should be like the BBCs that Indians dream about every night. Meanwhile for us, their vaginas should grip tighter than a retard holding the class pet.
It's not like they have any better options either. From what I can tell, the only realistic alternatives are:
A. Never fuck Chad.
B. Fuck Chad + break every bone in body and die.
C. Fuck tinydick Chad.
D. Fuck another midget.
Knowing this, the pent-up sexual frustration will eventually lead to anger sex and the happy ending that you deserve where you get married and have a bunch of midget babies.
This theory has never been put into practice yet, but somebody needs to test it out. If you ascend, please assure to me that my scientific research was not in vain