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Theory MIDGET FOIDS ARE THE HOPE FOR ALL SHORTCELS IN THE MIDST OF TOTAL DESPAIR

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Every other foid has safe alternatives except for midgets, since if a Chad/Betabuxxer is too rough with her she will fucking break in half

Disabled foids will reject us because the fetishmaxxers are taller than us.

Blind foids will reject us because their social circles consist of chad-only toilets.

However, midgets physically cannot handle the men they want unless they appreciate having their intestines spill out their ass. I'm even willing to bet that shortcels are the only breed of man that they could safely handle.

Based on the average weight and height of both parties, our reproductive systems are practically a match made in heaven. For them, a dickcel with even the slightest girth should be like the BBCs that Indians dream about every night. Meanwhile for us, their vaginas should grip tighter than a retard holding the class pet.

It's not like they have any better options either. From what I can tell, the only realistic alternatives are:

A. Never fuck Chad.
B. Fuck Chad + break every bone in body and die.
C. Fuck tinydick Chad.
D. Fuck another midget.

Knowing this, the pent-up sexual frustration will eventually lead to anger sex and the happy ending that you deserve where you get married and have a bunch of midget babies.

This theory has never been put into practice yet, but somebody needs to test it out. If you ascend, please assure to me that my scientific research was not in vain :feelsYall:
 
No. Short women are still Chad only. Men don't care about height.
 
even if the women is a midget she would still want a 6ft tall chad.
 
Cope, there’s like 5 of them existing in the world. How tf are you gonna find them
 
Cope, there’s like 5 of them existing in the world. How tf are you gonna find them
I saw one last week theyre about as common as bigfoot sightings
 
You're a retard
I'm a genius just wait until my theories are realized by the rest of the world

8/10s in the present will be sub5 in the future and everyone will be scavenging my account just for methods like these
 
I'm a genius just wait until my theories are realized by the rest of the world

8/10s in the present will be sub5 in the future and everyone will be archiving my account just for methods like these
Midget foids are chad only, they all are
 
Midget foids are Chad only:

1000113442
 
They're a death sentence for your offsprings.
 
The moment you mentioned small dick chad I realized it is still over + they will probably just go gay or use dildos or take the dogpill anally.
 
Midget foids are Chad only:

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Out of all the people that have ever been on *The Learning Channel* I would say the worst person out of them is Shauna Rae. Like she rejected some dude with the same condition that she has basically just because she wanted a chad like the man in the pic
 
They are chadsexual just like all other women and also there is no correlation betwen height and dicksize.
 
My midget oneitis from before is with a 6ft guy. She's around 5 ft.
 

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