Literally Everything [BP, BROOTAL, Lookism, Racepill, Villainpill, Hollywood Love]
- Megamind’s entire life is basically the quintessential example of the BP in any story or anything, for that matter. He gets mogged by a literal alien Aryan Chad God in the form of Metroman, who is literally voiced by Brad Pitt, a fucking GigaChad. And to make matters worse, he gets shit on by practically everyone in his life except his fish pet/friend Minion and his Sub-Five prisoners, but they ultimately just used him to break out. He was designated a villain from the start, why? Because of his looks. He got picked on, picked last, ignored, and ultimately put in the corner of the classroom to be forgotten. They literally had Metroman pick up the fucking school and fly away to get away from him as the teacher waved out him in a mocking manner, such cruelty. And that’s just his childhood. In his adult life, he still gets mogged by the Aryan God as the city shits on him as he constantly gets defeated and mogged.
And when he finally defeats the fucking alien mogger the city still hates him, in fact even more so, but they keep it hidden because they fear him because if a Sub-Five somehow finally manages to defeat Chad, he’s not celebrated, but hated as the poor Chad is consulted and mourned.
And when he realizes how empty his life is now because he’s still a total loser, he decides to create a new Chad to fight instead of becoming a Chad himself because that would be too much of a blackpill for the world. And through a scuffle with the local Stacy, Roxane, he accidentally shoots his Chad gun at Hal.
However, despite the Chadpill, Hal is still a fucking Sub-Five facially, fucking brootal lol. But that’s for his own section.
Back to big alien blue, Megamind showcases the reality of “brotherhood” in the face of female attention as he slowly becomes distant from his literal best friend who has stood by his side throughout his entire life for the Stacy (at best) Roxane who clearly isn’t into him, but his fucking human form Banard, who’s a “nerd” but in reality a mogger with glasses and is white BTW. Fucking brootal racepill.
And this ultimately leads to the breakup of their friendship as Minion leaves and Megamind heads to his “girlfriend” Roxane to smooch up a storm and actually fulfill his biological imperative but instead suffers a giga humiliation as the truth is revealed that’s he’s not some White Chad but an ugly blue alien with a big-ass forehead as Roxane throws some water at him and leaves. Megamind of course follows her, desperate to repair what clearly never existed as Roxane tells him that “he’s so evil.” Translation he’s so fucking ugly. And tells him the most brutal line, “Do you think I would ever love you?” And Megamind’s response is heartbreaking, “No.” With those big, sad, green eyes. Brootal. Big blue will never get White Stacy pussy lol.
After the heartbreak, he heads back to find Minion, who’s nowhere to be found, and decides to become a villain again because that’s all he is and ever will be by fighting Hal and telling him the truth about how he’s an even bigger Sub-Five loser than he is. And thus they fight, Megamind gets his ass kicked and almost dies by Chad Hal (mentally not physically lol) and decides to become a fucking simp for Roxane and ask for help by looking for ways to stop Hal by stopping by at Chad’s [Metroman] hideout only to run into him as it turns out the alien Aryan mogger can’t even be killed which denies Megamind even that one victory, fucking brootal.
Roxane throws a fit about how Chad abandoned the city and by extent her as despite her earlier claims he’s “not her type,” this is merely one of those times where a woman’s words does not align with her actions as she clearly enjoyed the attention and is only mad Gigachad stopped pursuing her for his own life.
The fucking mogger says he can’t or rather won’t stop Hal and gives the Megamind some bluepilled advice about how good will always rise up and becoming want you truly want to be or whatever. The duo leaves the Aryan god behind as Roxane comes with plans to stop Hal using MEGAMIND’s weapons, but Megamind realizes the extent of the BP and gives up as he turns himself in.
Only to become motivated again when Roxane is about to be killed by Hal and so he steps in because even the big brain alien can’t help his biological imperative to protect the female sex, fucking brutal.
Thus he saves the day and suits up for one last epic battle as he fights Hal or rather fucking MINION! Who actually took his place by using the watch to disguise himself as Megamind and actually sacrificing himself (or so we think) for both Roxanne and Megamind, like fucking JFL. With Megamind stepping in the last moment disguised as Metroman but fails to stop Hal as he fucking mispronounced the city and almost fucking dies as Hal throws his ass up in the air for being a dumbass before he uses his muh-science in the form of his ice cube making gun or whatever and defeats the super incel by taking his powers away and declaring “Bad guys always lose!” Which is true, but not for the reasons he thinks lol. SUB-FIVES always lose! As Megamind becomes the new “Chad” and gets the girl who wasn’t into him before, but because of his new “personality,” I suppose that overrides her biological instincts and gives him the edge they need. With Minion not dying as he’s simply tossed into the fountain and the trio and city celebrate their victory over the Sub-Five truecel villain. With Hal being locked up (but at least enjoying himself lol) and Megamind gets what he wants, respect and love. Wow what a fucking shocker lol, it’s almost like being happy doesn’t really require that much. But of course, the truth about Megamind’s suffering will never be discussed as that’s simply too much of a blackpill kek. It wasn’t because he was a villain, it was because HE LOOKED like one! Looks are everything, even for blue alien super geniuses.
Looks > Brains
