Maybe we should spidermaxx?

[Lame Dude]

Male Widow Spiders Inseminate Young Females And Avoid Being Cannibalized: Spidery Sex Life – TechieTonics

techietonics.com

The co-author of the study, Maydianne Andrade of the University of Toronto Scarborough observed this behavior while conducting unrelated research on two widow spider genus. The research revealed that though in the juvenile stage, the genitals of the females were well developed, but remain sealed. The juvenile female bodies are covered with shell like-exoskeleton. The males of both these species use fangs to cut open the female exoskeleton and enter their genitals to deposit their sperm in the females’ sperm receptacles, called spermathecae.

TLDR; Spiders inseminate females before they have matured to avoid being cannibalized, and potentially to avoid competition.
I am seeing some similarities.

 

[Deleted member 22761]

I can’t watch the spiderman movies nowadays because spidey is always a chad

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

LOL. Are they gonna lock these spiders up for "pedophilia"

Just face it. Younger foids are more fertile and attractive and in this case, safer than older ones.

 

[Lame Dude]

@ThoughtfulCel
Honestly, if they are going to fuck every chad that moves, child brides start to make sense, all of a sudden.

 

[Tenshi]

life... uh, finds a way

 

[Lame Dude]

life... uh, finds a way

God works in mysterious ways.

 

[!romen]

Based Af

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

@ThoughtfulCel
Honestly, if they are going to fuck every chad that moves, child brides start to make sense, all of a sudden.

Agreed tbh

 

[Pengwin]

Based Af

 

[Neggr]

dude wtf are ur threads

 

[Emba]

Just get on the web and capture a foid and suck her dry bro...

Yeah. Really good advice...

As if that's an option