There's a (new) face, for your face!
Tired of being an asymmetrical freak?
Now you too can be @Chad !!!
Just slap this rubber mask on and...
BAM!
You'll be surrounded by dripping pussies!
For the low low price of £1000 (whatever that means) you can be 100% ready for FaceTime!
Get them pussies gushing boyos!
Yes, brothers, now there's a face for your face!
Be sure to buy two (2), so you can save face - in case one gets damaged... (My face is melting!)
Now you too can live the life of the "Jetsons" (tm) and forget about using fakeup... You can be a "Whisperer" (tm) just like on "the walking dead" (tm) except you can be gl, and not look like the LDAR corpse, that you really are!
Yes, boyos! Now you can be like a roastie-cunt, and "put on your face"(c).
Height, teeth, shower, hygiene, social status, and thick wallet NOT INCLUDED!
Ofc, you should not start saving for one because soom they probably will be outlawed! (Camera security shit)
Tired of being an asymmetrical freak?
Now you too can be @Chad !!!
Just slap this rubber mask on and...
BAM!
You'll be surrounded by dripping pussies!
For the low low price of £1000 (whatever that means) you can be 100% ready for FaceTime!
Get them pussies gushing boyos!
Yes, brothers, now there's a face for your face!
Be sure to buy two (2), so you can save face - in case one gets damaged... (My face is melting!)
Now you too can live the life of the "Jetsons" (tm) and forget about using fakeup... You can be a "Whisperer" (tm) just like on "the walking dead" (tm) except you can be gl, and not look like the LDAR corpse, that you really are!
Yes, boyos! Now you can be like a roastie-cunt, and "put on your face"(c).
Height, teeth, shower, hygiene, social status, and thick wallet NOT INCLUDED!
Hyper-Realistic Masks Can Be More Believable Than Real Human Faces
Some silicone masks are now so realistic they can easily be mistaken for real faces, new research suggests. Hyper-realistic masks are made from flexible materials such as silicone and are designed to imitate real human faces — down to every last freckle, wrinkle and strand of real human hair. In
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Ofc, you should not start saving for one because soom they probably will be outlawed! (Camera security shit)
