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Serious Gooning is better than sex

FastBlast

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Sex is too exhausting. You have to hold a plank and exert a lot of energy humping a foid just to orgasm. Also you can not control the tightness of the foid's vagina so it might be too loose for you to feel pleasure. The foid might not get wet or she might be on her period too. It is not ideal at all.

Gooning on the other hand is super convenient and based. You can lay down and stroke in comfort. No need to get up and hump. You control the tightness of your grip around your shaft. No periods, STDs, accidental pregnancy to worry about :feelsthink:
 
No Way Bird GIF
 
feels borderline gay knowing I'm fucking my own hand, just sad honestly. Especially when you remember that everyone else your age or even a couple years younger are instead fucking actual women. :cryfeels:
 
How many times today?
:feelsEhh:
 
also always wondered if penetration actual feels all it's cut up to be or not. i'm pretty sensitive to touch and i always wondered what it actually feels like all the way in there.
 
Meh

I think sex feels better just bc of the way the people hype it up, i just dont know yet how it feels :cryfeels::cryfeels:
 
I love gooning over 16 year old JBs :ahegao:
 
Gooning/edging for an hour straight >>> sex
 
Having sex with foid prostitutes is better than masturbation in my opinion.
 
OP ama ahorcarse la gallina
 
Based as fuck
 
this is cope. fucking a real foid would always be better I hate not being able to fuck a real pussy although I do get the convenient part. I dont always fuck my dolls because it takes alot of work so I often just jack off and put her ass in my face
 
feels borderline gay knowing I'm fucking my own hand, just sad honestly. Especially when you remember that everyone else your age or even a couple years younger are instead fucking actual women. :cryfeels:
 
this is cope. fucking a real foid would always be better I hate not being able to fuck a real pussy although I do get the convenient part. I dont always fuck my dolls because it takes alot of work so I often just jack off and put her ass in my face
Let us cope then nigga jeez
 
Sex is too exhausting. You have to hold a plank and exert a lot of energy humping a foid just to orgasm. Also you can not control the tightness of the foid's vagina so it might be too loose for you to feel pleasure. The foid might not get wet or she might be on her period too. It is not ideal at all.

Gooning on the other hand is super convenient and based. You can lay down and stroke in comfort. No need to get up and hump. You control the tightness of your grip around your shaft. No periods, STDs, accidental pregnancy to worry about :feelsthink:
Wait until u find out About VR porn with sexlikereal.com, the handy, and quest 3
 
feels borderline gay knowing I'm fucking my own hand, just sad honestly
Over if the only hole you've penetrated has been that of a man :feelsrope:
 
Sex is too exhausting. You have to hold a plank and exert a lot of energy humping a foid just to orgasm. Also you can not control the tightness of the foid's vagina so it might be too loose for you to feel pleasure. The foid might not get wet or she might be on her period too. It is not ideal at all.

Gooning on the other hand is super convenient and based. You can lay down and stroke in comfort. No need to get up and hump. You control the tightness of your grip around your shaft. No periods, STDs, accidental pregnancy to worry about :feelsthink:
Cope
Not much more to say other than that

Also, are all of your posts about the same gooning themes :feelskek:
 
Just use a pocket pussy :feelsahh:
 
this is cope. fucking a real foid would always be better I hate not being able to fuck a real pussy although I do get the convenient part.
 
100% gooning is far superior
 
You must be a faggot if you actually believe this
 
Sex is too exhausting. You have to hold a plank and exert a lot of energy humping a foid just to orgasm. Also you can not control the tightness of the foid's vagina so it might be too loose for you to feel pleasure. The foid might not get wet or she might be on her period too. It is not ideal at all.

Gooning on the other hand is super convenient and based. You can lay down and stroke in comfort. No need to get up and hump. You control the tightness of your grip around your shaft. No periods, STDs, accidental pregnancy to worry about :feelsthink:
Agree. It's too much effort. Also I would add you have to also factor in your partner's experience as well or else they will complain about you and gossip.

Low IQcels will say "You must ghey! Haha! Gay bad!" which is exactly what foids say when you do anything they don't like. It's more or less like being a simp
 
Crazy cope, i stopped jerking off 3 days ago, this sickening because jerking off to bitches on the screen is torture knowing you cant touch them.
 
We need robots with adjustable tightness and moisture in their fuckholes.
 
Sex is too exhausting. You have to hold a plank and exert a lot of energy humping a foid just to orgasm. Also you can not control the tightness of the foid's vagina so it might be too loose for you to feel pleasure. The foid might not get wet or she might be on her period too. It is not ideal at all.

Gooning on the other hand is super convenient and based. You can lay down and stroke in comfort. No need to get up and hump. You control the tightness of your grip around your shaft. No periods, STDs, accidental pregnancy to worry about :feelsthink:
I agree !!!
 
just means ur out of shape
 
just fuck virgins if its not tight enough
 
I've never had sex so i wouldn't know :feelsbadman:
 
Sex is too exhausting. You have to hold a plank and exert a lot of energy humping a foid just to orgasm. Also you can not control the tightness of the foid's vagina so it might be too loose for you to feel pleasure. The foid might not get wet or she might be on her period too. It is not ideal at all.

Gooning on the other hand is super convenient and based. You can lay down and stroke in comfort. No need to get up and hump. You control the tightness of your grip around your shaft. No periods, STDs, accidental pregnancy to worry about :feelsthink:
Ever had sex?
 
Sex is too exhausting. You have to hold a plank and exert a lot of energy humping a foid just to orgasm. Also you can not control the tightness of the foid's vagina so it might be too loose for you to feel pleasure. The foid might not get wet or she might be on her period too. It is not ideal at all.

Gooning on the other hand is super convenient and based. You can lay down and stroke in comfort. No need to get up and hump. You control the tightness of your grip around your shaft. No periods, STDs, accidental pregnancy to worry about :feelsthink:
Retarded
 

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