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Mario 64 is overated

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Mario 64 is always praised as one of if not the best 3d platformers and honestly I don't get it outside of nostalgia. There's a lot about Mario 64 that just hasn't aged well. My main problems with it are the lack of decent challenging platforming in any of the levels outside of the last few; and the lack of interesting missions.

For my former complaint I noticed that untill ticktok clock the games platforming is overly simple and lacking the challenge of the 2D games that came before it. I honestly wish that Mario 64 had gone the route of a Crash Bandicoot style game where the main focus was linear platforming challenges. That was the original intention actually but Nintendo had to add it because of the limitations of the N64 cartridge. Thus they introduced missions to force players to interact with levels in different ways.


I do really enjoy some of the missions in Super Mario 64. Specifically Big Boo's haunt as well as whatever that dessert level is called are handled masterfully. Unfortunately most of the missions tend to be overly repetitive in nature such as collecting 8 red coins, killing a certain amount of enemies or discovering secrets. (The haunted House level does this but stays interesting because the level slowly unfolds in-between missions.) Since there's no real challenge involved in these missions I end up getting bored and losing interest in finishing the game.


The following 3D Marios are much more interesting than 64. Sunshine introduces a treasure trove of mechanically unique missions that prevent the game from getting boring. Galaxy is a return to form and puts Mario back into linearl obstacle courses full of creative gimmicks.

Mario 64 is really just another game that's been propped up by millennials to be the best in its genre because it's the one they played growing up. When people bring it up as one of the best games of all time I can't help but laugh. Is it an ok game? Yes. Is it one of the best? No.
 
We should praise those games as pioneers instead of eternal classic
 
can someone explain the fascination of normies with the mario franchise ?
 
Is it just me, or are some of the stars in that game really, really difficult for a child to complete? I still haven't found all the ones in Boo's Mansion or the Cave yet. The bastards are hidden so well.

Sunshine introduces a treasure trove of mechanically unique missions that prevent the game from getting boring.
Sunshine could had done without the rage inducing levels though.
 
It was great for its time and it was the beginning of 3d gaming, but within a few years after it came out it became quickly outdated. I grew up on the DS version of the game, but the game is pretty boring tbh
 
donkey kong 64 is extremely better ngl.
 
It was great for its time and it was the beginning of 3d gaming, but within a few years after it came out it became quickly outdated.
I don't know about quickly. What other N64 platformers at the time were as revolutionary as that one?
 
I don't know about quickly. What other N64 platformers at the time were as revolutionary as that one?
I mean once the early 2000s rolled around and games from other consoles took over.
 
I think its a mix of nostalgia and the creep factor of how empty the world feels due to limitations on assets. Dry dry docks made my gamer pussy dry with that lonely theme.
 
To me, 3D Land should be more revered. M64 is just so empty…
 
I liked mario 64, it was revolutionary game but also holds up much better than 99% of other old games. I did 120 stars also, in emulator with xbox 360 pad
 
I loved Mario 64. Getting all 120 stars was the peak of gaming years, and also competing facility on double 0 agent in goldeneye I'm under 2 minutes and 5 seconds to unlock the invincibility cheat.

God I fcuking loved my N64.
 
We should praise those games as pioneers instead of eternal classic
exactly, people love the resident evil games, but no one pretty much gives a toss for alone in the dark.
people say RE1 has aged bad, and from what i heard, alone in the dark has aged worse
can someone explain the fascination of normies with the mario franchise ?
their simp simulators, same with the zelda games
Sunshine could had done without the rage inducing levels though.
what rage inducing levels?
i found the game easy as piss, but if your talking about the pachinko level, thats completely optional.
 
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Context is important. Back then these games wwere revolutionary and genuinely fun.

They still are to me.
 
you must be very high iq to understand super mario 64 speedrunning
 
No
We should praise those games as pioneers instead of eternal classic
No enternal classic all beucase a game poineer something does not mean the game is good
 
I agree. I played the remake on the nintendo DS as a kid, that one is always the classic in my mind since it’s a more polished version of the OG
 

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