Manlets:

[Deleted member 16359]

Manlet, manlet, short and squat

Can’t get wife, girlfriend, or thot

Real life girls kept saying no

So he gave tinder a go

“I’m five foot two” those bios said

“But I like six three guys in bed”

“Tinder sluts!” the manlet cried

I’ll give the bar another try

At the bar he asked a whore

“Care to see my bedroom floor?”

The whore just smirked and then replied

As pure disdain flashed her eye

“Sorry little man, don’t be so mad,

but as you know, I’m fucking Chad”

Head hung low, the manlet left

Knowing he had failed his quest

As he walked out the heads all turned

“Goddamn manlets, when will they learn?”

 

[CaptainCuck]

That was beautiful.

And suifuel.

 

[ValiantThor2]

If you're under 6'1 you will never be taken seriously at anything in life. over for manlets.

 

[TheCommunist]

Bulk to 180 lbs+ maybe ppl will see you more intimidating

 

[Smallframecel]

 

[Juxtaposition6]

(Fbi please don't take this seriously damn it, it's just play)

The Tale Of Manlet John(Final act):

[Entering: the food court]
("I'm such a fucking useless manlet holy shit" said Manlet John)---

A bunch of people:
"manlet manlet, oh what have you brought?"
Manlet John:
"Will i ever get to second base?"
A bunch of people:
"manlet manlet, surely you will not.
Manlet John:
"Then hot lead you will taste."

("Wanna see what i bought?
say hello to my little friend!" Said Manlet John)---
[Manlet John whips out an 12gauge shotgun and starts shooting people]

Guns:
*BANG BANG BANG* *BOOM*
*BANG BANG BANG* *BOOM*

(Screaming ensues; bodycount rises)---
Fade.

 

[Damo the incel]

Lol

 

[Guest2]

(Fbi please don't take this seriously damn it, it's just play)

The Tale Of Manlet John(Final act):

[Entering: the food court]
("I'm such a fucking useless manlet holy shit" said Manlet John)---

A bunch of people:
"manlet manlet, oh what have you brought?"
Manlet John:
"Will i ever get to second base?"
A bunch of people:
"manlet manlet, surely you will not.
Manlet John:
"Then hot lead you will taste."

("Wanna see what i bought?
say hello to my little friend!" Said Manlet John)---
[Manlet John whips out an 12gauge shotgun and starts shooting people]

Guns:
*BANG BANG BANG* *BOOM*
*BANG BANG BANG* *BOOM*

(Screaming ensues; bodycount rises)---
Fade.

Shakespeare tier

 

[Sparrow's Song]

SEXODUS. Just be over 5ft2 theory works if we are all armed and rise up to escape America together, killing anyone over six ft who stands in our way. The promised lands await thee. Follow the road of blood to paradise.

 

[PoodankMcGee]

Peak artistry

 

[Michael15651]

That was beautiful.

And suifuel.