JFL "Lower your standards"

[RobertGarnicasAPedo]

What am I supposed to do, tape a Popsicle stick to my penis?

Do women really not know how erections work?

Penises aren't fucking muscles, morons.

They make fun of us for not knowing how the convoluted alien ports between their legs work, but they think men should be able to just control their penises on command.

Erectile dysfunction is a myth. When a man can't get an erection, it's YOUR fault, babe. Try being hotter.

 

[Autistic Uggo]

My standards:

1. Human
2. Female
3. Legal age
4. Alive

If I lowered them any further, I would end up in prison.

 

[McFlurryCel]

I am not gullible

 

[RossProofArch]

My standards:

1. Human
2. Female
3. Legal age
4. Alive

If I lowered them any further, I would end up in prison.

5. not fat
6. not skelly
7. anatomically possible
8. same height or lower

 

[cathuluelitist]

My standards:

1. Human
2. Female
3. Legal age
4. Alive

If I lowered them any further, I would end up in prison.

What if she's a cute wolfkin?

 

[Sex-Starved Beast]

If I had standards it wouldn't matter because I have zero chances with any girl. Besides, I think that this is mostly made up, from the couples I see around, I believe that a woman's looks have little correlation with her SMV. Even for the normie sexhavers, I doubt that going for unattractive women would actually increase their chances of success significantly.