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So if real world becomes the Middle Earth in Lord of the Rings, the people will be classified into:
Note: LLmaxxed has to be 6 ft minimum after maxxing.
Gigachads: Dunedains
Chads and Stacies: Elves
Chadlites and Stacylites: Rohan, Gondor
Normies: Most humans
Sandcels : Haradrim, Uruk-Hai if LLmaxxed and roidmaxxed
Ricecels: Easterlings, Uruk-Hai if LLmaxxed and roidmaxxed.
Blackcels: Uruk-Hai if LLmaxxed and roidmaxxed. Orcs if not.
Whitecels: Orcs, Trolls if LLmaxxed and roidmaxxed.
Tacocels: Goblins, Orcs if average height and Uruk-Hai if LLmaxxed and roidmaxxed.
Coping Manlets (Ex. Alpha M): Dwarves
Abos: Hobbits as no one wants to have anything to do with them, can date their looksmatch and heightsmatch
Truecels: Smeagol
Sauron would be the Spirit of Saint Elliot.
In the end, is this accurate?
Note: LLmaxxed has to be 6 ft minimum after maxxing.
Gigachads: Dunedains
Chads and Stacies: Elves
Chadlites and Stacylites: Rohan, Gondor
Normies: Most humans
Sandcels : Haradrim, Uruk-Hai if LLmaxxed and roidmaxxed
Ricecels: Easterlings, Uruk-Hai if LLmaxxed and roidmaxxed.
Blackcels: Uruk-Hai if LLmaxxed and roidmaxxed. Orcs if not.
Whitecels: Orcs, Trolls if LLmaxxed and roidmaxxed.
Tacocels: Goblins, Orcs if average height and Uruk-Hai if LLmaxxed and roidmaxxed.
Coping Manlets (Ex. Alpha M): Dwarves
Abos: Hobbits as no one wants to have anything to do with them, can date their looksmatch and heightsmatch
Truecels: Smeagol
Sauron would be the Spirit of Saint Elliot.
In the end, is this accurate?