SuicideFuel Looks like I got Rejected from the Ukrainian Foreign Legion

[CursedMutantSoul]

They are ghosting me, going to follow up but this is usually how they say to fuck off. Like every other job I apply to they just say fuck off by not responding. I tried to apply to biopharma testing where they test chemcials on me for cash and they say to fuck off. I tried donating my blood for cash but they say fuck off.

Now the Ukrainian army which apparently is so desperate for guys they’re pulling dudes off the street… is saying fuck off.

I’m the ultimate jobcel. Also rejected by janitorial positions lmao. When I see janitors I uniornically get jealous because at least they have a job

 

[fokusin]

Why do u want to fight in a slav shithole

 

[anon65]

Fuckin brutal.

 

[Necr0tic]

They are ghosting me, going to follow up but this is usually how they say to fuck off. Like every other job I apply to they just say fuck off by not responding. I tried to apply to biopharma testing where they test chemcials on me for cash and they say to fuck off. I tried donating my blood for cash but they say fuck off.

Now the Ukrainian army which apparently is so desperate for guys they’re pulling dudes off the street… is saying fuck off.

I’m the ultimate jobcel. Also rejected by janitorial positions lmao. When I see janitors I uniornically get jealous because at least they have a job

Once again, Why do u want to die 4 pedo elites in the first place lol

 

[literallyretarded]

They are ghosting me, going to follow up but this is usually how they say to fuck off. Like every other job I apply to they just say fuck off by not responding. I tried to apply to biopharma testing where they test chemcials on me for cash and they say to fuck off. I tried donating my blood for cash but they say fuck off.

Now the Ukrainian army which apparently is so desperate for guys they’re pulling dudes off the street… is saying fuck off.

I’m the ultimate jobcel. Also rejected by janitorial positions lmao. When I see janitors I uniornically get jealous because at least they have a job

thats fucked i wouldnt expect Ukraine to reject recruits maybe theres a different unit you can join or instead join the Russians or smth

 

[AutistSupremacist]

Why the hell would you fight in Ukraine, that was is horrific

 

[VladMagnum]

War used to be actually cool back in the day cuz you had to fight hand to hand with a sword and got to rape and kill whatever you found on enemy land, hell you even had a chance to go home and get some untouched cunt. These days soldiers have no place in war since they dont even see the enemy they are fighting, they just blow up or get shot from bushes.

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Why do u want to fight in a slav shithole

Because I don’t want to go hungry and homeless

 

[Ambatukam Alone]

Isn't war mostly just sitting in a bunker with a bunch of dudes and shit? Boring as fuck and then you get drone struck and ptsd and shit (the worse off you are mentally before war seems to increase the likelihood, IIRC).

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Once again, Why do u want to die 4 pedo elites in the first place lol

Because I don’t want to starve on the streets and go homeless. I’d rather take the risk of dying in battle than the 100% guarantee of
Homelessness

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Isn't war mostly just sitting in a bunker with a bunch of dudes and shit? Boring as fuck and then you get drone struck and ptsd and shit (the worse off you are mentally before war seems to increase the likelihood, IIRC).

Sure but you get fed, you get food and water and aren’t homeless

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

War used to be actually cool back in the day cuz you had to fight hand to hand with a sword and got to rape and kill whatever you found on enemy land, hell you even had a chance to go home and get some untouched cunt. These days soldiers have no place in war since they dont even see the enemy they are fighting, they just blow up or get shot from bushes.

Still you get fed, food and water and shit

 

[VladMagnum]

Still you get fed, food and water and shit

Youre better of going to jail lol

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

thats fucked i wouldnt expect Ukraine to reject recruits maybe theres a different unit you can join or instead join the Russians or smth

I’d be criminally charged and arrested if I even tried to join russia

Why the hell would you fight in Ukraine, that was is horrific

Because I don’t want to starve to death and they’ll feed you if you’re a soldier

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Youre better of going to jail lol

Jail is hell because if it’s so bad that you’d rather die, you can’t. They don’t allow you to suicide and the food is worse

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Why do u want to fight in a slav shithole

Also important to note that before the war Ukraine was the only non-shithole European country

 

[VladMagnum]

Jail is hell because if it’s so bad that you’d rather die, you can’t. They don’t allow you to suicide and the food is worse

Jesus nigga what kind of jail do they gave where youre from? I watch some gypsy retard eat jail slop every morning on tik tok live lol, shi doesnt seem too bad

 

[Necr0tic]

Because I don’t want to starve on the streets and go homeless. I’d rather take the risk of dying in battle than the 100% guarantee of
Homelessness

If i were u, Id rather be homeless than to be cannon fodder in a for profit war 4 the sake of zio elites who dont care abt u (and also ukraini army isnt known 4 paying their soldiers on time lel)

 

[literallyretarded]

I’d be criminally charged and arrested if I even tried to join russia


Because I don’t want to starve to death and they’ll feed you if you’re a soldier

why would you be criminally charged if you joined russia?

 

[fokusin]

Also important to note that before the war Ukraine was the only non-shithole European country

It's one of the poorest european countries iirc

 

[fokusin]

Go die for Jewlensky fighting Jewtin jfl

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

If i were u, Id rather be homeless than to be cannon fodder in a for profit war 4 the sake of zio elites who dont care abt u (and also ukraini army isnt known 4 paying their soldiers on time lel)

Even if they don’t pay me on time, they’ll feed me, they’ll give me food and water

why would you be criminally charged if you joined russia?

Foreign enlistment act, it’s illegal to join a hostile enemy state’s military it’s considered treason

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Jesus nigga what kind of jail do they gave where youre from? I watch some gypsy retard eat jail slop every morning on tik tok live lol, shi doesnt seem too bad

I can’t eat mixed foods, I can only eat plain foods. In prison they often give a bunch of mixed slop. From conversations I’ve had with people in the military it’s very plain

 

[literallyretarded]

Even if they don’t pay me on time, they’ll feed me, they’ll give me food and water


Foreign enlistment act, it’s illegal to join a hostile enemy state’s military it’s considered treason

oh you live in ukraine then just sign up for the regular army

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

oh you live in ukraine then just sign up for the regular army

I don’t, I live in North America

It’s still illegal to join the military of a sanctioned nation.

 

[literallyretarded]

I don’t, I live in North America

It’s still illegal to join the military of a sanctioned nation.

oh i see

 

[Necr0tic]

Even if they don’t pay me on time, they’ll feed me, they’ll give me food and water

Thas brootal, imagine being willing to die in a 4 profit war js for food and water, OVER

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Thas brootal, imagine being willing to die in a 4 profit war js for food and water, OVER

I'm subhuman trash, I'm a garbage lifeform that is acting on survival instinct and will do anything for basic sustenance.

 

[Tetsuya]

War used to be actually cool back in the day cuz you had to fight hand to hand with a sword and got to rape and kill whatever you found on enemy land, hell you even had a chance to go home and get some untouched cunt. These days soldiers have no place in war since they dont even see the enemy they are fighting, they just blow up or get shot from bushes.

 

[Necr0tic]

I'm subhuman trash, I'm a garbage lifeform that is acting on survival instinct and will do anything for basic sustenance.

Over

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Over

I don’t get how more people aren’t in my situation

I have wealthy-ish parents, paid through uni, worked a bit (due to connections), got laid off… and now I’m in survival mode. How the fuck do people who don’t have my advantages manage to get by?

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

oh i see

Life is dogshit that’s one thing for certain

 

[hikkicel]

i sometimes fantasize about ukrainemaxxing, too, but i’m probably too retarded/unsuitable to be a soldier. i don’t give a fuck about the jewish leader who wants to make the new israel out of ukraine or smth like that, i just would like the adrenaline of being in a war. i wouldn’t care if a chinese bomb-drone flies into me and I die cuz you die before u can even register the pain if you’re lucky (and if not, you’re gonna die soon, anyways). the other positive is that u can kill ur supposed enemy without legal repercussions

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

i sometimes fantasize about ukrainemaxxing, too, but i’m probably too retarded/unsuitable to be a soldier. i don’t give a fuck about the jewish leader who wants to make the new israel out of ukraine or smth like that, i just would like the adrenaline of being in a war. i wouldn’t care if a chinese bomb-drone flies into me and I die cuz you die before u can even register the pain if you’re lucky (and if not, you’re gonna die soon, anyways). the other positive is that u can kill ur supposed enemy without legal repercussions

Same exempt I’d gladly work a “”””normal”””” job in the West so I can Drinkmax and vapemax but that’s off the table for me since I’m apparently too unconnected for that

 

[DCI Gene Hunt]

Was looking into this the other day but then I saw there was a fitness test. Oh well, never mind.

 

[Knajjd]

Have you looked for hospital porter jobs?

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Have you looked for hospital porter jobs?

Tell me more

 

[Excalibur]

You’re not Ukrainian? Be glad you didn’t join, as if the Russians were to capture you they’d probably torture you to death for being both a drone operator and a foreign mercenary.

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

You’re not Ukrainian? Be glad you didn’t join, as if the Russians were to capture you they’d probably torture you to death for being both a drone operator and a foreign mercenary.

You should join too, if you’re intelligent it’s what you will do

They will give you food and water, everything you could ever want

 

[Excalibur]

You should join too, if you’re intelligent it’s what you will do

They will give you food and water, everything you could ever want

Nah, I’m fine as far as basic needs like food and shelter go

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Nah, I’m fine as far as basic needs like food and shelter go

How? How are you that rich?

 

[Knajjd]

Tell me more

I porter transports patients between wards and clinical units within an hospital. They use wheelchairs and trolleys. Sometimes they are asked to transport medical supplies but always within the hospital campus.

Go to your local hospitals websites and search for these types of jobs.

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

I porter transports patients between wards and clinical units within an hospital. They use wheelchairs and trolleys. Sometimes they are asked to transport medical supplies but always within the hospital campus.

Go to your local hospitals websites and search for these types of jobs.

Thanks anon looking into that

 

[Wolnir]

Are you on a quest to become the top goy?

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Are you on a quest to become the top goy?

I'm on quest to not be homeless.

 

[.hiei.jaganshi.]

Why do u want to fight in a slav shithole

 

[Iwillmurderyou]

Just join the Russian army. If anyone tries to stop you then grab a weapon until you escape or get shot trying because if you get shot escaping at least you won’t be in this miserable world anymore

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Just join the Russian army. If anyone tries to stop you then grab a weapon until you escape or get shot trying because if you get shot escaping at least you won’t be in this miserable world anymore

I'd be charged for even attempting to join, and if I survive i wouldn't be able to go home since I'd be registered as a foreign combatant.

 

[Iwillmurderyou]

I'd be charged for even attempting to join, and if I survive i wouldn't be able to go home since I'd be registered as a foreign combatant.

As I said, die trying at least