tulasdanslos
East though, they heading to the East
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I've been a very bad player and a sore loser for around 25 years in a row, so I decided to go to the guild in order to git gud. There was a problem though, I was enticed by two job descriptions and I can't decide.
The Bard:
Looks like a very fulfilling class, support and basically doing none of the heavy lifting in raids. But I couldn't help but notice how my current build lacks certain stats:
This is a tricky one. I'll proceed to list my (lack of) aptitudes in this one as analytically as possible.
Anyhow, fellow adventurers, I eagerly await your thoughts on this matter, if only so I can discard them completely. I jest, of course, but the decision ultimately comes down to me only.
The Bard:
Looks like a very fulfilling class, support and basically doing none of the heavy lifting in raids. But I couldn't help but notice how my current build lacks certain stats:
- I fucking hate music. I heard music is math-heavy which is impacted by my lack of INT stat.
- I fucking hate painting. I am absolute garbo at it.
- I fucking hate coding. I dabbled in it looking for job security and instead I dropped out of it without any certificate of any kind because it was soul-crushing. So that obliterates any chance at gamedev or security.
- I have no previous experience writing and I fear the results would be cringe inducing.
- I've got some decent ideas, nothing groundbreaking but better than 90% of what I see out there. Although 90% of everything is crud so maybe my ideas aren't as decent as I think.
- I look up to certain figures who went that way and made it, such as Akira Toriyama, Yoshio Sawai, James Cameron, John Lasseter.
This is a tricky one. I'll proceed to list my (lack of) aptitudes in this one as analytically as possible.
- Strength: Throwing a heavy ass ball a certain distance: 2.5
- Flexibility: Trying to reach out to my toes with my hands: 4
- Speed: Doing a certain amount of reps of an exercise in a minute: between 2 and 3 I don't remember the score
- Endurance: Running up and down a courtyard while a recording of some beeps play indicating the pace you should keep: 3.5
- I have accrued no skill in any other career so I have to fall back on my labor if there's no other choice.
Anyhow, fellow adventurers, I eagerly await your thoughts on this matter, if only so I can discard them completely. I jest, of course, but the decision ultimately comes down to me only.