JFL LOL @ pagancels, only chad will have a valkyrie

[Ecstasy]

Only chad will be carried to Valhall by a valkyrie, or stacies dying while giving birth

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

Do they even exist ?

 

[Cuyen]

Do they even exist ?

 

[Ecstasy]

Do they even exist ?

There are a lot of rightwingercels here, mostly lowkey. I bet many of them are.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

There are a lot of rightwingercels here, mostly lowkey. I bet many of them are.

Are valkyries supposed to have sex with the dead warriors to begin with ? I thought their mission was just guide their souls to Valhall where they wait for Ragnarok to happen. Walkyries aren't houris.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

>ywn have a twohundred centi-meeters valkyrie mommy gee'eff

 

[Dregster]

Only chad will be carried to Valhall by a valkyrie, or stacies dying while giving birth

But you're supposed to be rewarded Valhalla if you die a warrior's death

 

[Michael15651]

Do they even exist ?

 

[Ecstasy]

But you're supposed to be rewarded Valhalla if you die a warrior's death

Does history tell us about incel warriors that died on the battlefield? Inb4 ER

 

[Dregster]

Does history tell us about incel warriors that died on the battlefield? Inb4 ER

Killing yourself is not a warrior's death.

 

[Cuyen]

Killing yourself is not a warrior's death.

 

[Templarcel421]

You will never see anything more LARP in your life than when you meet pagans

 

[Deleted member 265]

>ywn have a twohundred centi-meeters valkyrie mommy gee'eff

 

[First loss]

If I wasn't an atheist, i'd be an Asatruar. I have very much respect for germanic pagans.