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Serious Lois Lane is a cunt

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I saw superman today. What a bad idea. What a fucking bad idea. I feel like a stupid fucking moron.

I'll save you two hours:: Chad always wins. and Chad is always right, because he knows what's good and evil, because he was raised good. BY MAGA REPUBLICANS YET SOMEHOW HAS THE MORALITY OF A LEFTIST SHILL.

You're teling me Lex didn't buy off every politician in America, the media, and that people would even care? Lex wouldn't even have a staff. He would just have all AI. The only good part of the movie was when Lex shamed Superman for being an alien pevert with a harem of women to breed. That was funny and relatable as a man who feels a lot of shame for simply existing and being a horny man.

The idea of Superman is always chad worship. I like dragonball Z, and although that's pretty much a Chad worship story, at least it never feels that way because in that universe Goku has no deep friendships basically because he's training all the time and basically doesn't care about anyone else other than Chadmaxxing. But in Superman, it makes sense at the end of the movie where you basically learn that he gets no greater pleasure than remembering his own memories of himself. Its NOT Lois, not money, not some kind of fetish, events or achievements, HE LOVES HIMSELF SO MUCH HE SITS IN A FUCKING MASSAGE CHAIR AND PLEASURES HIMSELF JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW GREAT HE IS. THAT IS NOT THE BEHAVIOR OF A HUMAN BEING. HE TRULY IS AN ALIEN FROM ANOTHER PLANET.

The entire story was just fucking crayons streaking from point A to point B.

Anyway. Worst Casting for Lois Lane ever. Just a boring, mid as fuck woman by an actress just reading her lines. Lois is supposed to be a sassy bitch. You have to be to be superman's girl. Cause only a sassy bitch is so confident that she has the right to be pissed off if superman stood her up on a date so he can go off and save lives.

OH WAIT

I FORGOT

EVERY FUCKING HOLE IS LIKE THAT

You think soliders' husbands who go off to get their heads blown up by towelheads have wives that actually give a fuck about them? As they put their bodies on the lines. Just dont give a fuck and theyll just cheat cheat cheat.

What is she, a 6.5? and superman even as Clark Kent is a 10?

It makes perfect sense that Lois Lane would cheat on Superman for no other reason than to just be a petty bitch. There's a power in being able to tame a superhuman, that is inherent in female nature.

As I watched the film, I got the sense that Ghislane Maxwell probably had more respect for Jeffrey than Lois Lane had for Superman.

As I watched the film I just kept on drifting and thinking about superhero sex. I cant believe we live in 2025 and there isn't an x-rated porno with a 200 million dollar budget with VFX of superbeings COCKSLAMMING whores SMASHING TITS TO THE MOON. If you are superman, you have to be sexually frustrated as fuck to fuck human pussy think about it. Because that would imply his PENILE SENSITIVITY is that of a human.

There's no way he has no penile sensitivity. He got kicked in the balls and took it. He probably needs to jerk off at high altitudes at light speed or some shit to get off. I mean the idea of even hanging out with humans as a superbeing must be fucking annoying.

So that means the only way his species can survive is if he imbred with Supergirl. It makes sense that Superman would make supergirl his sex slave for no other reason than to keep his bloodline pure as this is his moral duty to save an endangered species.

I mean the simple idea that supergirl exists and she's never there is proof that women are lazy whores that are wasting their time on earth fucking around and avoiding important things that matter for the grander welfare of society.

Also I was disappoined as fuck that they COULD have made BIZZARO SUPERMAN a thing, but they didn't even have the balls to do that. I guess its retard abuse???
 
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Imagine watching capeshit in the big 25
 
There's no way he has no penile sensitivity. He got kicked in the balls and took it. He probably needs to jerk off at high altitudes at light speed or some shit to get off. I mean the idea of even hanging out with humans as a superbeing must be fucking annoying
He just alters his penis sensitivity I guess.
 
I also watched the new Superman movie.

It's unfortunate they made Superman a soyboy who needs saving multiple times by his annoying dog. Brutal dogpill.

It makes perfect sense that Lois Lane would cheat on Superman for no other reason than to just be a petty bitch.
It made me angry when she said she was going to dump Superman. Dump FUCKING SUPERMAN?! Not even being a literal god tier super-man was enough for that dumb bitch.

But the worst thing ever was Jimmy fucking Olsen. For SOME FUCKING REASON, James Gunn thought it would be a good idea to make the subhuman Jimmy Olsen the
chaddest chad in the universe who has all the foids thirsting for him.

Even Lex's model girlfriend thirsting like crazy for that subhuman. But not only that, apparently he wasn't even interested in all these foids. They all thirsted after him and he was like ''hmm, I don't know if I am available tomorrow for a date, ooofff, okay, maybe I will spend the evening with you'', like are you fucking kidding me mang. What the fuck was that shit??


Still, I didn't feel like I wasted my time with the movie and I liked it overall.
 
The movie-bros cannot stop fucking glazing her character in the latest movie. "she MoVes ThE stORy fOrWaRD." Bitch was insufferable.

Also, the geo-political angle they take through the "interview" between Lois and Clark/Superman was so beyond cringe. If Superman existed IRL, who could destroy the whole planet on a whim, I couldn't care less which nationality he held.
 
I also watched the new Superman movie.

It's unfortunate they made Superman a soyboy who needs saving multiple times by his annoying dog. Brutal dogpill.


It made me angry when she said she was going to dump Superman. Dump FUCKING SUPERMAN?! Not even being a literal god tier super-man was enough for that dumb bitch.

But the worst thing ever was Jimmy fucking Olsen. For SOME FUCKING REASON, James Gunn thought it would be a good idea to make the subhuman Jimmy Olsen the
chaddest chad in the universe who has all the foids thirsting for him.

Even Lex's model girlfriend thirsting like crazy for that subhuman. But not only that, apparently he wasn't even interested in all these foids. They all thirsted after him and he was like ''hmm, I don't know if I am available tomorrow for a date, ooofff, okay, maybe I will spend the evening with you'', like are you fucking kidding me mang. What the fuck was that shit??


Still, I didn't feel like I wasted my time with the movie and I liked it overall.
at least they even made jimmy a subhuman, and not a handsome 5'8 guy. Jimmy was extremely well cast.
 
The movie-bros cannot stop fucking glazing her character in the latest movie. "she MoVes ThE stORy fOrWaRD." Bitch was insufferable.

Also, the geo-political angle they take through the "interview" between Lois and Clark/Superman was so beyond cringe. If Superman existed IRL, who could destroy the whole planet on a whim, I couldn't care less which nationality he held.
Lois is a total cunt, and superman is an idiot.

I guess one thing thats a bit funny is that maybe 10 years ago Lex would be silly in that he's supposed to be this supersmart guy but he does stupid shit all the time.

Actually that is kinda true now. Maybe we really are all a bit dumber. But I feel it's quite true and modern nowadays that super Smart competent people, really really do, incredibly stupid things quite often, often for petty and insecure reasons that affect large swathes of the populations they never gave a fuck about in the first place.
 
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I saw superman today. What a bad idea. What a fucking bad idea. I feel like a stupid fucking moron.

I'll save you two hours:: Chad always wins. and Chad is always right, because he knows what's good and evil, because he was raised good. BY MAGA REPUBLICANS YET SOMEHOW HAS THE MORALITY OF A LEFTIST SHILL.

You're teling me Lex didn't buy off every politician in America, the media, and that people would even care? Lex wouldn't even have a staff. He would just have all AI. The only good part of the movie was when Lex shamed Superman for being an alien pevert with a harem of women to breed. That was funny and relatable as a man who feels a lot of shame for simply existing and being a horny man.

The idea of Superman is always chad worship. I like dragonball Z, and although that's pretty much a Chad worship story, at least it never feels that way because in that universe Goku has no deep friendships basically because he's training all the time and basically doesn't care about anyone else other than Chadmaxxing. But in Superman, it makes sense at the end of the movie where you basically learn that he gets no greater pleasure than remembering his own memories of himself. Its NOT Lois, not money, not some kind of fetish, events or achievements, HE LOVES HIMSELF SO MUCH HE SITS IN A FUCKING MASSAGE CHAIR AND PLEASURES HIMSELF JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW GREAT HE IS. THAT IS NOT THE BEHAVIOR OF A HUMAN BEING. HE TRULY IS AN ALIEN FROM ANOTHER PLANET.

The entire story was just fucking crayons streaking from point A to point B.

Anyway. Worst Casting for Lois Lane ever. Just a boring, mid as fuck woman by an actress just reading her lines. Lois is supposed to be a sassy bitch. You have to be to be superman's girl. Cause only a sassy bitch is so confident that she has the right to be pissed off if superman stood her up on a date so he can go off and save lives.

OH WAIT

I FORGOT

EVERY FUCKING HOLE IS LIKE THAT

You think soliders' husbands who go off to get their heads blown up by towelheads have wives that actually give a fuck about them? As they put their bodies on the lines. Just dont give a fuck and theyll just cheat cheat cheat.

What is she, a 6.5? and superman even as Clark Kent is a 10?

It makes perfect sense that Lois Lane would cheat on Superman for no other reason than to just be a petty bitch. There's a power in being able to tame a superhuman, that is inherent in female nature.

As I watched the film, I got the sense that Ghislane Maxwell probably had more respect for Jeffrey than Lois Lane had for Superman.

As I watched the film I just kept on drifting and thinking about superhero sex. I cant believe we live in 2025 and there isn't an x-rated porno with a 200 million dollar budget with VFX of superbeings COCKSLAMMING whores SMASHING TITS TO THE MOON. If you are superman, you have to be sexually frustrated as fuck to fuck human pussy think about it. Because that would imply his PENILE SENSITIVITY is that of a human.

There's no way he has no penile sensitivity. He got kicked in the balls and took it. He probably needs to jerk off at high altitudes at light speed or some shit to get off. I mean the idea of even hanging out with humans as a superbeing must be fucking annoying.

So that means the only way his species can survive is if he imbred with Supergirl. It makes sense that Superman would make supergirl his sex slave for no other reason than to keep his bloodline pure as this is his moral duty to save an endangered species.

I mean the simple idea that supergirl exists and she's never there is proof that women are lazy whores that are wasting their time on earth fucking around and avoiding important things that matter for the grander welfare of society.

Also I was disappoined as fuck that they COULD have made BIZZARO SUPERMAN a thing, but they didn't even have the balls to do that. I guess its retard abuse???
Why supergirl? There was also that one foid that came with Zod.

He could have fucked her. Zod could have fucked her.
Whatever.

Someone should have bred her.
 
Why supergirl? There was also that one foid that came with Zod.

He could have fucked her. Zod could have fucked her.
Whatever.

Someone should have bred her.
Ahh yes, Faora, she would also make a fine specimen to breed with for the sake of your race. I would imagine she'd be quite willing, as she understands it is her duty as a Kryptonian to put out.

But it would be cool to read a comic where Superman basically becomes Rapeman

Im surprised they dont add more hentai elements to the superman worldbuilding it would just make a lot more story sense. That's basically the only thing interesting about it-- the breeding.
 
Ahh yes, Faora, she would also make a fine specimen to breed with for the sake of your race. I would imagine she'd be quite willing, as she understands it is her duty as a Kryptonian to put out.

But it would be cool to read a comic where Superman basically becomes Rapeman

Im surprised they dont add more hentai elements to the superman worldbuilding it would just make a lot more story sense. That's basically the only thing interesting about it-- the breeding.
Yes, Fakra, but in Man of steel it is said that they don't procreate the natural way anymore.

I guess they didn't even have sex anymore and gave randomness a chance.
They apparently artificially designed the next egeneration and everyone was bred and born for a very specific purpose, like a drone.

Even Zod said this. Protecting his people was the sole purpose for his je was born. Literally his prrogramming.
 
Lois is a total cunt, and superman is an idiot.

I guess one thing thats a bit funny is that maybe 10 years ago Lex would be silly in that he's supposed to be this supersmart guy but he does stupid shit all the time.

Actually that is kinda true now. Maybe we really are all a bit dumber. But I feel it's quite true and modern nowadays that super Smart competent people, really really do, incredibly stupid things quite often, often for petty and insecure reasons that affect large swathes of the populations they never gave a fuck about in the first place.
When Lex lost his shit after Superman escaped, I immediately knew it was time for Lex to be the dumb guy and Superman to be the "smart"/composed guy for the plot to be resolved/reach it's conclusion.
 
I saw superman today. What a bad idea. What a fucking bad idea. I feel like a stupid fucking moron.
The trailer told me just how infantile, soy, feminized, and retarded it would be so I skipped. :feelsthink::feelsthink:
 
I like dragonball Z, and although that's pretty much a Chad worship story, at least it never feels that way because in that universe Goku has no deep friendships basically because he's training all the time and basically doesn't care about anyone else other than Chadmaxxing.
In DBZ, characters have to train and fight to get stronger, not so much in Superman or other capeshit.
HE LOVES HIMSELF SO MUCH HE SITS IN A FUCKING MASSAGE CHAIR AND PLEASURES HIMSELF JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW GREAT HE IS. THAT IS NOT THE BEHAVIOR OF A HUMAN BEING. HE TRULY IS AN ALIEN FROM ANOTHER PLANET.
:lul::lul::lul: No struggle, no character growth, nothing!
If you are superman, you have to be sexually frustrated as fuck to fuck human pussy think about it. Because that would imply his PENILE SENSITIVITY is that of a human.
In Superman The Animated Series, Superman releases one of the prisoned convicted Kryptonians from the Phantom Zone who was vying for his affections. Her name is Mala. Restricting his mating to Kryptonians strictly would make much more sense to create isolation as an alien incel who can't mate despite his god like strength and chad looks.

View: https://youtu.be/izaiZ6IdR6Q?si=5gXiKu-KwbPr5TPK&t=238
 

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