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Asking anyone but specifically @Emba have you ever lived in a van? How was it? Plus and minuses.
 
@Emba pls reply
 
I've watched a documentary about older peoples in winnebago traveling states to states and mostly stopping to walmart to get free electricity at night, and buying their stuff. Made me think that It would be a nice idea to do a road trip before roping.
 
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Asking anyone but specifically @Emba have you ever lived in a van? How was it? Plus and minuses.
Yes. It was nice. More below...
@Emba pls reply
I lived in a few vans. One was a old 70s "3 on the tree" standard white cargo van (it rusted into junk in 6 months), and the other was an automatic 90s white cargo van.

I liked them. I lived in them in the winter and summer (down by the river) for about 3-4 years... Just had to move alot or get a ticket... The legal limit for camping was 2 weeks at a "unimproved" camp site.


View: https://youtu.be/Xv2VIEY9-A8

(/\ = 6 minutes)

It was sweet. EXCEPT for the road/ trails... If you can drive there so can cops! (Forest rangers etc...)

Living "stealth camping" style in the city was much easier.

It costs a lot though. You have to have a buffer of $1000 plus of EMERGENCY (only) cash, because shit happens. Lots of bad expensive breakdowns can eat cash fast.

So besides, legal car insurance, the emergency cash is insurance too. (Tickets... Etc...)

Then there's gas and food.

It can be done cheaply, but not stupidly. Lots of people lose the very last of their stuff when the vehicle dies. Then you live out of a backpack. (Done that too)
I've watched a documentary about older peoples in winnebago traveling states to states and mostly stopping to walmart to get free electricity at night, and buying their stuff. Made me think that It would be a nice idea to do a road trip before roping.
that stuff is a scam. Parking lot are ok. But the bigger the crowd the shittier it is. Loud and not good at all. Only good for emergency overnights when nothing else can be found. Good place to get robbed of what little you may have.
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Look up "stealth camping" on YouTube.
 
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@Emba it makes me rage when I see these hot females on YouTube claiming to be living out of their vehicle. They are completely clean and full makeup Stacies. They just want to say they are #vanlife. Does this make you rage as well, especially if they are larping as I suspect?
 
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Mirin van maxxers tbh. I used to watch a lot of vids about this but i want to use a desktop pc and its pretty hard to use it in a van.
 
Tbh why would u wanna live in your own shit. Why live at all anymore tbh.

fuck this life no matter where We go we are going to suffer
 
I get money because of my disabilities so I never will have to live in a van, it does sound interesting though living out there I would want to try it out for a month and see how I do
 
I wish I could do that but I bet I'd fuck it up like slip and drive off a bridge during icy weather
 
@Emba it makes me rage when I see these hot females on YouTube claiming to be living out of their vehicle. They are completely clean and full makeup Stacies. They just want to say they are #vanlife. Does this make you rage as well, especially if they are larping as I suspect?
Yes. Yes, it does!

Too clean to be shitting in a bucket and hauling it around...

Most of them (pretty) cunts live off of ad revenue and patrion cash. There are a few exposès of them by ugly #vanlife dudes!

I got really tired of their constant cheerful demeanor! While it can be fun, it's really very grueling of a life.

Basically its just like a step up from being, under a bridge homeless...
It's only fun if you are parked in some safe woods without a bunch of other (worse off) bums and (criminal) scum. And/or random landowners that might call the cops...

ALWAYS SAY YOU ARE ON VACATION! never admit that it's your only "home."
 
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Yes. Yes, it does!

Too clean to be shitting in a bucket and hauling it around...

Most of them (pretty) cunts live off of ad revenue and patrion cash. There are a few exposès of them by ugly #vanlife dudes!

I got really tired of their constant cheerful demeanor! While it can be fun, it's really very grueling of a life.

Basically its just like a step up from being, under a bridge homeless...
It's only fun if you are parked in some safe woods without a bunch of other (worse off) bums and (criminal) scum. And/or random landowners that might call the cops...

ALWAYS SAY YOU ARE ON VACATION! never admit that it's your only "home."
Glad you agree and good advice on claiming to be on vacation.
 
Glad you agree and good advice on claiming to be on vacation.
It's the best excuse tbh.

Even when i was actually working - digging gemstones and mineral specimens - i said vacation. Because it's was illegal to "pick up rocks to sell!" But ok as a hobby...

Plus it makes you seem like a "real person" instead of a homeless bum.
 
... Also make it look clean around your area! So it always looks as if you just got there... Gives you extra time before you have to leave.

Hi @Diocel ! How the fuck are you? Glad you're are ok!
 
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