It's Over List of surgeries I need to become human

[Halloween]

1- rhinoplasty for my wider than average nose
2- genioplasty for my recessed and subhuman chin
3- forehead reduction surgery
4- canthoplasty for my brutal negatively tilted eyes
5- dental bonding for my cracked front tooth
6- teeth whitening
7- leg lengthening surgery


MOST IMPORTANT
Application of shotgun implants to the side of the temple.

 

[Paranoiacel]

brutal stuff man

 

[KrisTheArtist]

Good luck man, pick your surgeons wisely, peace.

 

[Halloween]

Good luck man, pick your surgeons wisely, peace.

I only have enough money for a rope.

 

[ihatelife2]

Brutal

I only have enough money for a rope.

Cost effective

 

[Onyx]

Just give me a whole new skull atp

 

[KrisTheArtist]

I only have enough money for a rope.

Go into debt or exploit government programs if you can, your appearance is an investment, that’s all I can really say to help you oof ):

 

[GeckoBus]

1- rhinoplasty for my wider than average nose
2- genioplasty for my recessed and subhuman chin
3- forehead reduction surgery
4- canthoplasty for my brutal negatively tilted eyes
5- dental bonding for my cracked front tooth
6- teeth whitening
7- leg lengthening surgery


MOST IMPORTANT
Application of shotgun implants to the side of the temple.

i just need a lobotomy honestly