Theory List of mitwit theories/ideas/opinions. If you believe ANY of these, YOU are a midwit.

[Ryo_Hazuki]

This thread is bound to piss off a lot of people. Believe in ANY one of these theories and you are a midwit:

1. Oofy doofy theory
2. Women hate intelligence
3. Women like bad boys/thugs (even if they're ugly)
4. Free will exists (in a completely literal sense that ignores causality)
5. Most couples meet in real life not online, dating apps aren't "real"
6. Social media is not an accurate reflection of what young (18 to 30) people think
7. Just be NT (as in you think even most ugly NT guys get gfs)
8. Self-fulfilling prophecy
9. Manifestation
10. Abundance mindset/scarcity mindset
11. Karma
12. There's no link between LDL, apob, and triglycerides and cardiovascular events
13. Eating raw meat is good
14. Carnivore diet is ideal for longevity
15. Craniofacial features are more the result of environment than genetics
16. JBB/JBE/JBW (Yeah, i know the dating website data, so the latter of the three has some truth to it, but i'm talking the most literal interpretation of JBW, that a 1/10 white guy could get a gf and if he can't he's a fakecel)
17. Dick size is as important as (or more important than) face or height
18. DHT doesn't cause hair loss

This is by no means a definitive list, I might update the list later. But if you believe in any of the above, you have a case of midwitism. Thankfully there is a treatment. Take 500mg of pilula nigra three times a day, without meals for maximum absorption.

 

[endoftheskies]

This thread is bound to piss off a lot of people. Believe in ANY one of these theories and you are a midwit:

1. Oofy doofy theory
2. Women hate intelligence
3. Women like bad boys/thugs (even if they're ugly)
4. Free will exists (in a completely literal sense that ignores causality)
5. Most couples meet in real life not online, dating apps aren't "real"
6. Social media is not an accurate reflection of what young (18 to 30) people think
7. Just be NT (as in you think even most ugly NT guys get gfs)
8. Self-fulfilling prophecy
9. Manifestation
10. Abundance mindset/scarcity mindset
11. Karma
12. There's no link between LDL, apob, and triglycerides and cardiovascular events
13. Eating raw meat is good
14. Carnivore diet is ideal for longevity
15. Craniofacial features are more the result of environment than genetics
16. JBB/JBE/JBW (Yeah, i know the dating website data, so the latter of the three has some truth to it, but i'm talking the most literal interpretation of JBW, that a 1/10 white guy could get a gf and if he can't he's a fakecel)
17. Dick size is as important as (or more important than) face or height
18. DHT doesn't cause hair loss

This is by no means a definitive list, I might update the list later. But if you believe in any of the above, you have a case of midwitism. Thankfully there is a treatment. Take 500mg of pilula nigra three times a day, without meals for maximum absorption.

nigger what? number 2 is correct. foids hate inteligence, since inteligent men don't get any holes. that is because inteligence negatively impacts dealing with an foid's retarded ass whinings. and again, oofy-doofy theory is true for normie men. but not true for us, as we lack the beauty to be oofy-doofies. oofy-doofy theory is only true for an foid's looksmatch. Free will exists, there is too much range of people that can be pinned on determism or deterministic traits alone, everybody is their own agent and unique, which cannot be produced by an deterministic system. and plus, most of us are midwits, we aren't high iq autists or retards.

 

[LastGerman]

17. Dick size is as important as (or more important than) face or height

Before even clicking on this thread I already knew it would be on the list.

 

[AutistSupremacist]

19. Belief in ascension through the church

 

[endoftheskies]

This thread is bound to piss off a lot of people. Believe in ANY one of these theories and you are a midwit:

1. Oofy doofy theory
2. Women hate intelligence
3. Women like bad boys/thugs (even if they're ugly)
4. Free will exists (in a completely literal sense that ignores causality)
5. Most couples meet in real life not online, dating apps aren't "real"
6. Social media is not an accurate reflection of what young (18 to 30) people think
7. Just be NT (as in you think even most ugly NT guys get gfs)
8. Self-fulfilling prophecy
9. Manifestation
10. Abundance mindset/scarcity mindset
11. Karma
12. There's no link between LDL, apob, and triglycerides and cardiovascular events
13. Eating raw meat is good
14. Carnivore diet is ideal for longevity
15. Craniofacial features are more the result of environment than genetics
16. JBB/JBE/JBW (Yeah, i know the dating website data, so the latter of the three has some truth to it, but i'm talking the most literal interpretation of JBW, that a 1/10 white guy could get a gf and if he can't he's a fakecel)
17. Dick size is as important as (or more important than) face or height
18. DHT doesn't cause hair loss

This is by no means a definitive list, I might update the list later. But if you believe in any of the above, you have a case of midwitism. Thankfully there is a treatment. Take 500mg of pilula nigra three times a day, without meals for maximum absorption.

17. Dick size is as important as (or more important than) face or height @LastGerman

 

[endoftheskies]

This thread is bound to piss off a lot of people. Believe in ANY one of these theories and you are a midwit:

1. Oofy doofy theory
2. Women hate intelligence
3. Women like bad boys/thugs (even if they're ugly)
4. Free will exists (in a completely literal sense that ignores causality)
5. Most couples meet in real life not online, dating apps aren't "real"
6. Social media is not an accurate reflection of what young (18 to 30) people think
7. Just be NT (as in you think even most ugly NT guys get gfs)
8. Self-fulfilling prophecy
9. Manifestation
10. Abundance mindset/scarcity mindset
11. Karma
12. There's no link between LDL, apob, and triglycerides and cardiovascular events
13. Eating raw meat is good
14. Carnivore diet is ideal for longevity
15. Craniofacial features are more the result of environment than genetics
16. JBB/JBE/JBW (Yeah, i know the dating website data, so the latter of the three has some truth to it, but i'm talking the most literal interpretation of JBW, that a 1/10 white guy could get a gf and if he can't he's a fakecel)
17. Dick size is as important as (or more important than) face or height
18. DHT doesn't cause hair loss

This is by no means a definitive list, I might update the list later. But if you believe in any of the above, you have a case of midwitism. Thankfully there is a treatment. Take 500mg of pilula nigra three times a day, without meals for maximum absorption.

dick size isn't as important as face or height, but most foids operate on an all or none approach, you either have all of the things, or you have none of them. simple as that.

 

[FEMCELS FANTASY]

Stickied!

I’d add no fap and rizz to the list.

 

[Skelly]

Yeah, i know the dating website data, so the latter of the three has some truth to it

1/10 white guy could get a gf

It is trve, being white or even just white-passing is an advantage
Even that 1/10 white guy has it better off than a 1/10 brown guy

 

[endoftheskies]

This thread is bound to piss off a lot of people. Believe in ANY one of these theories and you are a midwit:

1. Oofy doofy theory
2. Women hate intelligence
3. Women like bad boys/thugs (even if they're ugly)
4. Free will exists (in a completely literal sense that ignores causality)
5. Most couples meet in real life not online, dating apps aren't "real"
6. Social media is not an accurate reflection of what young (18 to 30) people think
7. Just be NT (as in you think even most ugly NT guys get gfs)
8. Self-fulfilling prophecy
9. Manifestation
10. Abundance mindset/scarcity mindset
11. Karma
12. There's no link between LDL, apob, and triglycerides and cardiovascular events
13. Eating raw meat is good
14. Carnivore diet is ideal for longevity
15. Craniofacial features are more the result of environment than genetics
16. JBB/JBE/JBW (Yeah, i know the dating website data, so the latter of the three has some truth to it, but i'm talking the most literal interpretation of JBW, that a 1/10 white guy could get a gf and if he can't he's a fakecel)
17. Dick size is as important as (or more important than) face or height
18. DHT doesn't cause hair loss

This is by no means a definitive list, I might update the list later. But if you believe in any of the above, you have a case of midwitism. Thankfully there is a treatment. Take 500mg of pilula nigra three times a day, without meals for maximum absorption.

19. antecodtal/stories and belief in them as the rule.

 

[FBI]

20. rape is painful for an foid, no matter the attractiveness of her attacker.

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[endoftheskies]

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its an retarded theory which niggers and idiots believe lmao. i will delete it since it doesn't qualify as an midwit

 

[endoftheskies]

This thread is bound to piss off a lot of people. Believe in ANY one of these theories and you are a midwit:

1. Oofy doofy theory
2. Women hate intelligence
3. Women like bad boys/thugs (even if they're ugly)
4. Free will exists (in a completely literal sense that ignores causality)
5. Most couples meet in real life not online, dating apps aren't "real"
6. Social media is not an accurate reflection of what young (18 to 30) people think
7. Just be NT (as in you think even most ugly NT guys get gfs)
8. Self-fulfilling prophecy
9. Manifestation
10. Abundance mindset/scarcity mindset
11. Karma
12. There's no link between LDL, apob, and triglycerides and cardiovascular events
13. Eating raw meat is good
14. Carnivore diet is ideal for longevity
15. Craniofacial features are more the result of environment than genetics
16. JBB/JBE/JBW (Yeah, i know the dating website data, so the latter of the three has some truth to it, but i'm talking the most literal interpretation of JBW, that a 1/10 white guy could get a gf and if he can't he's a fakecel)
17. Dick size is as important as (or more important than) face or height
18. DHT doesn't cause hair loss

This is by no means a definitive list, I might update the list later. But if you believe in any of the above, you have a case of midwitism. Thankfully there is a treatment. Take 500mg of pilula nigra three times a day, without meals for maximum absorption.

20. incest is degeneracy.

 

[Caichan]

20. incest is degeneracy.

interesting

Eating raw meat is good

fairly recent tiktok philosophy (yes i know it’s older but it was popularized in january) pretty dumb

 

[endoftheskies]

This thread is bound to piss off a lot of people. Believe in ANY one of these theories and you are a midwit:

1. Oofy doofy theory
2. Women hate intelligence
3. Women like bad boys/thugs (even if they're ugly)
4. Free will exists (in a completely literal sense that ignores causality)
5. Most couples meet in real life not online, dating apps aren't "real"
6. Social media is not an accurate reflection of what young (18 to 30) people think
7. Just be NT (as in you think even most ugly NT guys get gfs)
8. Self-fulfilling prophecy
9. Manifestation
10. Abundance mindset/scarcity mindset
11. Karma
12. There's no link between LDL, apob, and triglycerides and cardiovascular events
13. Eating raw meat is good
14. Carnivore diet is ideal for longevity
15. Craniofacial features are more the result of environment than genetics
16. JBB/JBE/JBW (Yeah, i know the dating website data, so the latter of the three has some truth to it, but i'm talking the most literal interpretation of JBW, that a 1/10 white guy could get a gf and if he can't he's a fakecel)
17. Dick size is as important as (or more important than) face or height
18. DHT doesn't cause hair loss

This is by no means a definitive list, I might update the list later. But if you believe in any of the above, you have a case of midwitism. Thankfully there is a treatment. Take 500mg of pilula nigra three times a day, without meals for maximum absorption.

NT is part of the four horsemen of looks, but its not all of them. If you don't have NT, then people will discriminate against you and how you speak. NT is important to understanding cues and interests lmao.

 

[endoftheskies]

This thread is bound to piss off a lot of people. Believe in ANY one of these theories and you are a midwit:

1. Oofy doofy theory
2. Women hate intelligence
3. Women like bad boys/thugs (even if they're ugly)
4. Free will exists (in a completely literal sense that ignores causality)
5. Most couples meet in real life not online, dating apps aren't "real"
6. Social media is not an accurate reflection of what young (18 to 30) people think
7. Just be NT (as in you think even most ugly NT guys get gfs)
8. Self-fulfilling prophecy
9. Manifestation
10. Abundance mindset/scarcity mindset
11. Karma
12. There's no link between LDL, apob, and triglycerides and cardiovascular events
13. Eating raw meat is good
14. Carnivore diet is ideal for longevity
15. Craniofacial features are more the result of environment than genetics
16. JBB/JBE/JBW (Yeah, i know the dating website data, so the latter of the three has some truth to it, but i'm talking the most literal interpretation of JBW, that a 1/10 white guy could get a gf and if he can't he's a fakecel)
17. Dick size is as important as (or more important than) face or height
18. DHT doesn't cause hair loss

This is by no means a definitive list, I might update the list later. But if you believe in any of the above, you have a case of midwitism. Thankfully there is a treatment. Take 500mg of pilula nigra three times a day, without meals for maximum absorption.

21. rape is not an net good for society.

 

[FBI]

its an retarded theory which niggers and idiots believe lmao. i will delete it since it doesn't qualify as an midwit

The body responds to force and size the same way regardless of the situation, and penetration can easily cause pain or injury if a woman's body is not prepared or if there is a large size difference (e.g., the attacker is an adult male and the victim is much smaller or a child).

 

[endoftheskies]

The body responds to force and size the same way regardless of the situation, and penetration can easily cause pain or injury if a woman's body is not prepared or if there is a large size difference (e.g., the attacker is an adult male and the victim is much smaller or a child).

yeah. your right. i changed it. but 50% of foids orgasm from rape.

 

[endoftheskies]

Says the Turkroach?

yes. its an midwit theory. incest is based, and if you don't think otherwise you are retarded.

 

[InvoluntaryChigga]

I'd have to disagree with 2 and 17. Because fertility rates and sex-having rates does correlate negatively with intelligence (slightly) and good luck maintaining a relationship with a foid with a micro-schlong

 

[endoftheskies]

This thread is bound to piss off a lot of people. Believe in ANY one of these theories and you are a midwit:

1. Oofy doofy theory
2. Women hate intelligence
3. Women like bad boys/thugs (even if they're ugly)
4. Free will exists (in a completely literal sense that ignores causality)
5. Most couples meet in real life not online, dating apps aren't "real"
6. Social media is not an accurate reflection of what young (18 to 30) people think
7. Just be NT (as in you think even most ugly NT guys get gfs)
8. Self-fulfilling prophecy
9. Manifestation
10. Abundance mindset/scarcity mindset
11. Karma
12. There's no link between LDL, apob, and triglycerides and cardiovascular events
13. Eating raw meat is good
14. Carnivore diet is ideal for longevity
15. Craniofacial features are more the result of environment than genetics
16. JBB/JBE/JBW (Yeah, i know the dating website data, so the latter of the three has some truth to it, but i'm talking the most literal interpretation of JBW, that a 1/10 white guy could get a gf and if he can't he's a fakecel)
17. Dick size is as important as (or more important than) face or height
18. DHT doesn't cause hair loss

This is by no means a definitive list, I might update the list later. But if you believe in any of the above, you have a case of midwitism. Thankfully there is a treatment. Take 500mg of pilula nigra three times a day, without meals for maximum absorption.

22. looksmaxxing/surgeries for ascending. you are going to ruin your life(too risky).

 

[FBI]

yes. its an midwit theory. incest is based, and if you don't think otherwise you are retarded.

My bad; I misread what you wrote.

 

[InvoluntaryChigga]

20. incest is degeneracy.

Inbreeding depression only happens when you're doing it with second cousins or closer anyways. And third/fourth cousin marriages have the highest reproduction success anyways, the obsession with muh spreading muh genes as far as possible to the point of racemixing is dumb ngl.

 

[endoftheskies]

This thread is bound to piss off a lot of people. Believe in ANY one of these theories and you are a midwit:

1. Oofy doofy theory
2. Women hate intelligence
3. Women like bad boys/thugs (even if they're ugly)
4. Free will exists (in a completely literal sense that ignores causality)
5. Most couples meet in real life not online, dating apps aren't "real"
6. Social media is not an accurate reflection of what young (18 to 30) people think
7. Just be NT (as in you think even most ugly NT guys get gfs)
8. Self-fulfilling prophecy
9. Manifestation
10. Abundance mindset/scarcity mindset
11. Karma
12. There's no link between LDL, apob, and triglycerides and cardiovascular events
13. Eating raw meat is good
14. Carnivore diet is ideal for longevity
15. Craniofacial features are more the result of environment than genetics
16. JBB/JBE/JBW (Yeah, i know the dating website data, so the latter of the three has some truth to it, but i'm talking the most literal interpretation of JBW, that a 1/10 white guy could get a gf and if he can't he's a fakecel)
17. Dick size is as important as (or more important than) face or height
18. DHT doesn't cause hair loss

This is by no means a definitive list, I might update the list later. But if you believe in any of the above, you have a case of midwitism. Thankfully there is a treatment. Take 500mg of pilula nigra three times a day, without meals for maximum absorption.

The sheer diversity, unpredictability, and moral variability in human behavior cannot be explained by a strictly deterministic system. Chat what? Nigger retarded idiotic. Legit free will exists. If you want to look at any human. If two twins are raised the same, one will cheat, and one will remain good, under the same circumstances, and the same ideals. Therefore human nature is non-deterministic. If humans didn't have free will, they would follow the same casual patterns in natural phenomena. I mean we can organize human will/nature through homogenity(law of homogenity is one of the two principles for the Pure Reason, Immamuel Kant), as we can find simliarties, but human beings aren't identical.

 

[endoftheskies]

This thread is bound to piss off a lot of people. Believe in ANY one of these theories and you are a midwit:

1. Oofy doofy theory
2. Women hate intelligence
3. Women like bad boys/thugs (even if they're ugly)
4. Free will exists (in a completely literal sense that ignores causality)
5. Most couples meet in real life not online, dating apps aren't "real"
6. Social media is not an accurate reflection of what young (18 to 30) people think
7. Just be NT (as in you think even most ugly NT guys get gfs)
8. Self-fulfilling prophecy
9. Manifestation
10. Abundance mindset/scarcity mindset
11. Karma
12. There's no link between LDL, apob, and triglycerides and cardiovascular events
13. Eating raw meat is good
14. Carnivore diet is ideal for longevity
15. Craniofacial features are more the result of environment than genetics
16. JBB/JBE/JBW (Yeah, i know the dating website data, so the latter of the three has some truth to it, but i'm talking the most literal interpretation of JBW, that a 1/10 white guy could get a gf and if he can't he's a fakecel)
17. Dick size is as important as (or more important than) face or height
18. DHT doesn't cause hair loss

This is by no means a definitive list, I might update the list later. But if you believe in any of the above, you have a case of midwitism. Thankfully there is a treatment. Take 500mg of pilula nigra three times a day, without meals for maximum absorption.

23. race mixing isn't dumb. (this is what foids do/what foids have).

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

The sheer diversity, unpredictability, and moral variability in human behavior cannot be explained by a strictly deterministic system. Chat what? Nigger retarded idiotic. Legit free will exists. If you want to look at any human. If two twins are raised the same, one will cheat, and one will remain good, under the same circumstances, and the same ideals. Therefore human nature is non-deterministic. If humans didn't have free will, they would follow the same casual patterns in natural phenomena. I mean we can organize human will/nature through homogenity(law of homogenity is one of the two principles for the Pure Reason, Immamuel Kant), as we can find simliarties, but human beings aren't identical.

Wow this midwit got triggered HARD.

 

[endoftheskies]

Wow this midwit god triggered HARD.

ok.

 

[endoftheskies]

This thread is bound to piss off a lot of people. Believe in ANY one of these theories and you are a midwit:

1. Oofy doofy theory
2. Women hate intelligence
3. Women like bad boys/thugs (even if they're ugly)
4. Free will exists (in a completely literal sense that ignores causality)
5. Most couples meet in real life not online, dating apps aren't "real"
6. Social media is not an accurate reflection of what young (18 to 30) people think
7. Just be NT (as in you think even most ugly NT guys get gfs)
8. Self-fulfilling prophecy
9. Manifestation
10. Abundance mindset/scarcity mindset
11. Karma
12. There's no link between LDL, apob, and triglycerides and cardiovascular events
13. Eating raw meat is good
14. Carnivore diet is ideal for longevity
15. Craniofacial features are more the result of environment than genetics
16. JBB/JBE/JBW (Yeah, i know the dating website data, so the latter of the three has some truth to it, but i'm talking the most literal interpretation of JBW, that a 1/10 white guy could get a gf and if he can't he's a fakecel)
17. Dick size is as important as (or more important than) face or height
18. DHT doesn't cause hair loss

This is by no means a definitive list, I might update the list later. But if you believe in any of the above, you have a case of midwitism. Thankfully there is a treatment. Take 500mg of pilula nigra three times a day, without meals for maximum absorption.

I may write an full ontological proof of why free will exists and why casuality is retarded and stupid phenomena. but i am lazy.

 

[H8mychudlife]

22. looksmaxxing/surgeries for ascending. you are going to ruin your life(too risky).

Nah, in some cases they can be life changing

 

[H8mychudlife]

I may write an full ontological proof of why free will exists and why casuality is retarded and stupid phenomena. but i am lazy.

I want to see this. I personally think free will is complete bollox

 

[endoftheskies]

Nah, in some cases they can be life changing

its too risky. you are going to fuck yourself up.

 

[ESL]

Nah, in some cases they can be life changing

agree, but it depends on the person's potential, most of the time most ugly niggas like me will never be HTN or chad or whatever

 

[endoftheskies]

I want to see this. I personally think free will is complete bollox

i wrote an sketch/informal one up above. i might write an full ontological one.

 

[FBI]

but 50% of foids orgasm from rape

A woman having an orgasm during rape does not mean that she enjoyed being raped or consented to being raped; orgasm is an involuntary physiological reaction that can occur during forced sexual activity. As for the claim that fifty percent of women orgasm during rape, I could not find any credible source to support such a statistic. And one must ask, what methodology could possibly produce that number?

 

[endoftheskies]

A woman having an orgasm during rape does not mean that she enjoyed being raped or consented to being raped; orgasm is an involuntary physiological reaction that can occur during forced sexual activity. As for the claim that fifty percent of women orgasm during rape, I could not find any credible source to support such a statistic. And one must ask, what methodology could possibly produce that number?

i can't find the study right now. im too tried. i might find it tomorrow.

 

[fire4641]

It is trve, being white or even just white-passing is an advantage
Even that 1/10 white guy has it better off than a 1/10 brown guy

The reason for that advantage is that non-white foids want whites because they believe their kids could be more handsome, and if the white is tall also tall. They don't actually love the white man for his looks, only for certain attributes that could be passed to her offspring. What's a marriage when you know the other party just uses you as a tool for potentially boosting offspring?

 

[FBI]

i can't find the study right now. im too tried. i might find it tomorrow.

Even if a study claiming that fifty percent of women orgasm during rape exists, the methodology used to produce it would still be highly questionable. Accurate data on rape cannot be gathered through direct observation, as that would be unethical; therefore, any results would have to rely on self-reported accounts from victims (which are often inconsistent in accuracy, memory, and emotional response).

 

[InvoluntaryChigga]

The reason for that advantage is that non-white foids want whites because they believe their kids could be more handsome, and if the white is tall also tall. They don't actually love the white man for his looks, only for certain attributes that could be passed to her offspring. What's a marriage when you know the other party just uses you as a tool for potentially boosting offspring?

what's heavier? 1kg of feathers or 1kg of steel?

 

[FEMCELS FANTASY]

good luck maintaining a relationship with a foid with a micro-schlong

Clarification for this is probably required.

Example:

Lots of guy think 4-5 inches is “small” when it’s just average and will get the job done provided you don’t suffer from ED or are some black kid trying to please sheboons (ie natural size queens) but yeah every other woman you really can satisfy with a 4-5 incher ie the average sized penis.

 

[FBI]

They don't actually love the white man for his looks, only for certain attributes that could be passed to her offspring.

 

[Todd Thundercock]

Oofy Doofy is real. Not the version and extremity that HBTDL proclaims, but what else explains the amount of looksmatched couples out there with a loud domineering wife and dancing on eggshells loyal servitude husband.

 

[Skelly]

The reason for that advantage is that non-white foids want whites because they believe their kids could be more handsome, and if the white is tall also tall. They don't actually love the white man for his looks, only for certain attributes that could be passed to her offspring. What's a marriage when you know the other party just uses you as a tool for potentially boosting offspring?

brown guy doesnt get that option at all jfl

 

[fire4641]

what's heavier? 1kg of feathers or 1kg of steel?

Do you want a women that actually loves you?

 

[fire4641]

brown guy doesnt get that option at all jfl

Is that even a better option?

 

[Skelly]

Is that even a better option?

no

 

[InvoluntaryChigga]

Do you want a women that actually loves you?

fuark replied to the wrong message, meant to reply to the 1/10 deathnic vs 1/10 white guy comment

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

Oofy Doofy is real. Not the version and extremity that HBTDL proclaims, but what else explains the amount of looksmatched couples out there with a loud domineering wife and dancing on eggshells loyal servitude husband.

Yeah I was referring to the HBTDL theory as he's the one who created it.

But I agree with it in the way Rehab Room uses it. "Oofy doofy betabux deluxe" men who are in loveless marriages.

It's funny because "oofy doofy theory" was created as a way to subvert the blackpill, then based rehab room subverted the term.

 

[Trident]

Manifestation

Eating raw meat is good

 

[Diddy]

I don't believe in any of these, but I'm a dimwit.

 

[hierophant]

This thread is bound to piss off a lot of people. Believe in ANY one of these theories and you are a midwit:

1. Oofy doofy theory
2. Women hate intelligence
3. Women like bad boys/thugs (even if they're ugly)
4. Free will exists (in a completely literal sense that ignores causality)
5. Most couples meet in real life not online, dating apps aren't "real"
6. Social media is not an accurate reflection of what young (18 to 30) people think
7. Just be NT (as in you think even most ugly NT guys get gfs)
8. Self-fulfilling prophecy
9. Manifestation
10. Abundance mindset/scarcity mindset
11. Karma
12. There's no link between LDL, apob, and triglycerides and cardiovascular events
13. Eating raw meat is good
14. Carnivore diet is ideal for longevity
15. Craniofacial features are more the result of environment than genetics
16. JBB/JBE/JBW (Yeah, i know the dating website data, so the latter of the three has some truth to it, but i'm talking the most literal interpretation of JBW, that a 1/10 white guy could get a gf and if he can't he's a fakecel)
17. Dick size is as important as (or more important than) face or height
18. DHT doesn't cause hair loss

This is by no means a definitive list, I might update the list later. But if you believe in any of the above, you have a case of midwitism. Thankfully there is a treatment. Take 500mg of pilula nigra three times a day, without meals for maximum absorption.

How did you come to this conclusion? For the sake of time, just the first three.

 

[Todd Thundercock]

3. Women like bad boys/thugs (even if they're ugly)

I have to disagree on this one. I don't think women are attracted to bad boy behavior per se, but there's a good amount of usually stupid trashy women drawn to impulsive behavior and hybristophilia goes along with that.