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Meme list of chad traits:

IRL bullies are chads. cyberbullies are normies or incels in denial.
you're right but don't forget that they bully us through the internet by showing clips photos and other shits of themselves having good times with foids
 
you're right but don't forget that they bully us through the internet by showing clips photos and other shits of themselves having good times with foids
only foids post party pics on social media, guys don't
 
IRL bullies are chads. cyberbullies are normies or incels in denial.
This.

People bully online because they never had the chance and impossible for them to bully you in real life.
This is why cyberbullies tend to be not only normies and incels but also foids. A foid will not try to bully you in person unless she's around cucks and simps knowing they will defend her to the death.
 
*started puberty early at 10 or 11 (maybe even 9) and first ejaculated before age 12
:no:
*looked physically mature as a teenager, and even at 15 he looked like a college student, and at 17 he looked 22
:no:
*older women would flirt with him when he was a minor because they thought he was in his 20s
:no:
*had sex with a college girl when he was in HS, maybe even a woman who is fresh out of college (eg: 22 or 23)
:no:
*lost his virginity before 16
:no:
*had his first kiss or first girlfriend in middle school
:no:
*finished puberty at 15 or 16 (boys usually finish it at 16-17)
:no:
*has over 20 sex partners and over 20 dating partners
:no:
*cheated on his GFs
:no:
*played sports like football or basketball in HS
:no:
*height is at least 6 ft (bonus if it's at least 6'2")
:yes:
*goes to the gym everyday
:no:
*has a six pack
:no:
*was in a fraternity in college
:no:
*partied every weekend throughout high school and college
:no:
*went to spring break every year in college
:no:
*often goes to bars and nightclubs, always picking up one night stands there
:no:
*has had a threesome with two hot girls at least once
:no:
*joined a 4 year uni instead of community college
:no:
*his female teachers in middle/high school sometimes were a bit too friendly with him
:no:
*only genre of music he likes is rap (although he may have liked EDM in the mid-2010s)
:no:
*had a job at a nightclub or bar once
:no:
*has a deep voice
:yes:
*penis is at least 7 inches long and has an above average girth size
:no:
*every girl he fucks has an orgasm
:no:
*won't lose any of his hair even in his 30s or even 40s
:no:
*had success on Tinder or Bumble
:no:
*even his sister has a crush on him
:no:
*had over 10 close friends
:no:
*has been a road trip with friends
:yes:
*regularly went to music festivals and concerts
:no:
*says bro way too much (in previous decades he said dude a lot instead)
:no:
*binge drinks a lot
:no:
*women messaged him first on tinder :no:
 
Do a normie trait list next. I want to see how I score.
 
*started puberty early at 10 or 11 (maybe even 9) and first ejaculated before age 12 :yes::no: (Hit puberty around 11, didn't coom until 14-15.)
*looked physically mature as a teenager, and even at 15 he looked like a college student, and at 17 he looked 22 :no:
*older women would flirt with him when he was a minor because they thought he was in his 20s :no:
*had sex with a college girl when he was in HS, maybe even a woman who is fresh out of college (eg: 22 or 23) :no:
*lost his virginity before 16 :no:
*had his first kiss or first girlfriend in middle school :no:
*finished puberty at 15 or 16 (boys usually finish it at 16-17) :yes:
*has over 20 sex partners and over 20 dating partners :no:
*cheated on his GFs :no:
*played sports like football or basketball in HS :yes:
*height is at least 6 ft (bonus if it's at least 6'2") :yes:
*goes to the gym everyday :no: (Used to.)
*has a six pack :no:
*was in a fraternity in college :no:
*partied every weekend throughout high school and college :no:
*went to spring break every year in college :no:
*often goes to bars and nightclubs, always picking up one night stands there :no:
*has had a threesome with two hot girls at least once :no:
*joined a 4 year uni instead of community college :yes:
*his female teachers in middle/high school sometimes were a bit too friendly with him :no:
*only genre of music he likes is rap (although he may have liked EDM in the mid-2010s) :no:
*had a job at a nightclub or bar once :no:
*has a deep voice :yes:
*penis is at least 7 inches long and has an above average girth size :yes: (BPEL)
*every girl he fucks has an orgasm :no:
*won't lose any of his hair even in his 30s or even 40s (Who knows. My hair is good right now but I don't want to end up jinxing it by saying yes/no.)
*had success on Tinder or Bumble :no:
*even his sister has a crush on him :no:
*had over 10 close friends :no:
*has been a road trip with friends :no:
*regularly went to music festivals and concerts :no:
*says bro way too much (in previous decades he said dude a lot instead) :yes: (I say dude way more.)
*binge drinks a lot :no:
*women messaged him first on tinder :no:
 
gtfo off my incel forum tallfag
i dont care if you say ur face is "deformed" or whatever
ur a volcel
Totally agree ngl i cant stand getting height mogged by fucking kids
It’s over as I am turbomanletcell I still wish I can brutally force the apocalypse. Maybe become the anti christ. I need my avengance one way or another
 
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Yea. My name fits here JUST NOT BEING CHAD
 
*started puberty early at 10 or 11 (maybe even 9) and first ejaculated before age 12
i did this too but doesn't mean you are a chad
this is also an autistic trait
starting puberty early i think actually fucked me up. Made me stop it early too. Now i'm 5'6 manlet with 12 year old voice and 4 inch dick. I am constantly mistaken for being a kid even though i'm 21
 
i did this too but doesn't mean you are a chad
this is also an autistic trait
starting puberty early i think actually fucked me up. Made me stop it early too. Now i'm 5'6 manlet with 12 year old voice and 4 inch dick. I am constantly mistaken for being a kid even though i'm 21
Looking and sounding younger than your age is a death sentence
 
i have none of these traits :feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod:
 
Literally none of these, and so many of the incel traits. Guess it's roper-oni for dinner
 
*started puberty early at 10 or 11 (maybe even 9) and first ejaculated before age 12

*looked physically mature as a teenager, and even at 15 he looked like a college student, and at 17 he looked 22

*older women would flirt with him when he was a minor because they thought he was in his 20s

*had sex with a college girl when he was in HS, maybe even a woman who is fresh out of college (eg: 22 or 23)

*lost his virginity before 16

*had his first kiss or first girlfriend in middle school

*finished puberty at 15 or 16 (boys usually finish it at 16-17)

*has over 20 sex partners and over 20 dating partners

*cheated on his GFs

*played sports like football or basketball in HS

*height is at least 6 ft (bonus if it's at least 6'2")

*goes to the gym everyday

*has a six pack

*was in a fraternity in college

*partied every weekend throughout high school and college

*went to spring break every year in college

*often goes to bars and nightclubs, always picking up one night stands there

*has had a threesome with two hot girls at least once

*joined a 4 year uni instead of community college

*his female teachers in middle/high school sometimes were a bit too friendly with him

*only genre of music he likes is rap (although he may have liked EDM in the mid-2010s)

*had a job at a nightclub or bar once

*has a deep voice

*penis is at least 7 inches long and has an above average girth size

*every girl he fucks has an orgasm

*won't lose any of his hair even in his 30s or even 40s

*had success on Tinder or Bumble

*even his sister has a crush on him

*had over 10 close friends

*has been a road trip with friends

*regularly went to music festivals and concerts

*says bro way too much (in previous decades he said dude a lot instead)

*binge drinks a lot

*women messaged him first on tinder
Started puberty at 9, and ended up a satyrcel manlet and a dicklet.
 
I cannot go through this. I feel rage. I feel sad. social Life is everything. If you cannot have that you will not have anything at the end.
 
*started puberty early at 10 or 11 (maybe even 9) and first ejaculated before age 12

*looked physically mature as a teenager, and even at 15 he looked like a college student, and at 17 he looked 22

*older women would flirt with him when he was a minor because they thought he was in his 20s

*had sex with a college girl when he was in HS, maybe even a woman who is fresh out of college (eg: 22 or 23)

*lost his virginity before 16

*had his first kiss or first girlfriend in middle school

*finished puberty at 15 or 16 (boys usually finish it at 16-17)

*has over 20 sex partners and over 20 dating partners

*cheated on his GFs

*played sports like football or basketball in HS

*height is at least 6 ft (bonus if it's at least 6'2")

*goes to the gym everyday

*has a six pack

*was in a fraternity in college

*partied every weekend throughout high school and college

*went to spring break every year in college

*often goes to bars and nightclubs, always picking up one night stands there

*has had a threesome with two hot girls at least once

*joined a 4 year uni instead of community college

*his female teachers in middle/high school sometimes were a bit too friendly with him

*only genre of music he likes is rap (although he may have liked EDM in the mid-2010s)

*had a job at a nightclub or bar once

*has a deep voice

*penis is at least 7 inches long and has an above average girth size

*every girl he fucks has an orgasm

*won't lose any of his hair even in his 30s or even 40s

*had success on Tinder or Bumble

*even his sister has a crush on him

*had over 10 close friends

*has been a road trip with friends

*regularly went to music festivals and concerts

*says bro way too much (in previous decades he said dude a lot instead)

*binge drinks a lot

*women messaged him first on tinder
he gets away with calling people fags even in woke 2021
 
Some early bloomers end up being tall with a big cock
Yeah, I started cooming when I was 9, too. And by the time I was 15, I could already grow a beard and people thought I was in my 20s. Still an incel, tho.
 
stopped reading after the first 3
1497465253525
 
This two don't count:
*has had a threesome with two hot girls at least once -- a couple of times but I paid for it. But they were not hot girls either.
*had a job at a nightclub or bar once -- security a couple of times.
Drink when I want to, alone and not binge drinking. Gone to local concerts and clubs but alone.


But this do apply to me:
*won't lose any of his hair even in his 30s or even 40s - WOOOO HOOOOO! WINNER WINNER.
*has been a road trip with friends - Yes a couple of times, don't know why they took me along but it did happen.
I got a lot more on the other list.
But I did get at least one here, so I wonder if I am a Chad.
hairy b&w GIF
 
Yeah, I started cooming when I was 9, too. And by the time I was 15, I could already grow a beard and people thought I was in my 20s. Still an incel, tho.
Ejaculation at 9? That’s extremely rare. You might have precocious puberty
he gets away with calling people fags even in woke 2021
Nowadays that word is extremely offensive. It’s crazy. I remember when it wasn’t offensive at all. Even in the early 2010s nobody would have a problem with that word but then in the mid-2010s that word suddenly is now offensive.
 
Ejaculation at 9? That’s extremely rare. You might have precocious puberty
Yea. I think it has to do with my genetics since I think my dad started pretty early as well, as well as the fact that I've been overweight since childhood. Ever since then, I've always been horny.
 
*started puberty early at 10 or 11 (maybe even 9) and first ejaculated before age 12

*looked physically mature as a teenager, and even at 15 he looked like a college student, and at 17 he looked 22

*older women would flirt with him when he was a minor because they thought he was in his 20s

*had sex with a college girl when he was in HS, maybe even a woman who is fresh out of college (eg: 22 or 23)

*lost his virginity before 16

*had his first kiss or first girlfriend in middle school

*finished puberty at 15 or 16 (boys usually finish it at 16-17)

*has over 20 sex partners and over 20 dating partners

*cheated on his GFs

*played sports like football or basketball in HS

*height is at least 6 ft (bonus if it's at least 6'2")

*goes to the gym everyday

*has a six pack

*was in a fraternity in college

*partied every weekend throughout high school and college

*went to spring break every year in college

*often goes to bars and nightclubs, always picking up one night stands there

*has had a threesome with two hot girls at least once

*joined a 4 year uni instead of community college

*his female teachers in middle/high school sometimes were a bit too friendly with him

*only genre of music he likes is rap (although he may have liked EDM in the mid-2010s)

*had a job at a nightclub or bar once

*has a deep voice

*penis is at least 7 inches long and has an above average girth size

*every girl he fucks has an orgasm

*won't lose any of his hair even in his 30s or even 40s

*had success on Tinder or Bumble

*even his sister has a crush on him

*had over 10 close friends

*has been a road trip with friends

*regularly went to music festivals and concerts

*says bro way too much (in previous decades he said dude a lot instead)

*binge drinks a lot

*women messaged him first on tinder
starting puberty early isn't a chad trait lol, I had a friend who was 5'11 in 6th grade, and he only grew 2 inches after that, meanwhile I was 4'11 in 6th grade had a late puberty and made it to 6'0
 
starting puberty early isn't a chad trait lol, I had a friend who was 5'11 in 6th grade, and he only grew 2 inches after that, meanwhile I was 4'11 in 6th grade had a late puberty and made it to 6'0
Anecdotal fallacy

studies show late bloomers are more likely to remain adult virgins

women value physical maturity
 
*started puberty early at 10 or 11 (maybe even 9) and first ejaculated before age 12

started at 13-14, first cummed at 13

*looked physically mature as a teenager, and even at 15 he looked like a college student, and at 17 he looked 22

nah I always looked my age, even younger sometimes

*older women would flirt with him when he was a minor because they thought he was in his 20s

never

*had sex with a college girl when he was in HS, maybe even a woman who is fresh out of college (eg: 22 or 23)
never

*lost his virginity before 16

nope, lost it at 25 to an escort

*had his first kiss or first girlfriend in middle school

nope

*finished puberty at 15 or 16 (boys usually finish it at 16-17)

finished at around 17-18

*has over 20 sex partners and over 20 dating partners

nope, fucked a dozen escorts though

*cheated on his GFs

never had one

*played sports like football or basketball in HS

I played HS basketball in freshman and sophmore year, didn't get me laid though, I quit after I didn't make Varsity in Junior year, played football as a kid was never good enough to make football team so whatever

*height is at least 6 ft (bonus if it's at least 6'2")
6'0 but my brother mogs me brutally at 6'3

*goes to the gym everyday

I go 4-5 days a week, bro splits ftw

*has a six pack

yeah

*was in a fraternity in college

no

*partied every weekend throughout high school and college

hell no

*went to spring break every year in college

never

*often goes to bars and nightclubs, always picking up one night stands there

I've gone when I was younger, but the bar/nightclub thing isn't really for me, too loud

*has had a threesome with two hot girls at least once

never

*joined a 4 year uni instead of community college

yes but not because of some cool reason like an athletic scholarship, but because my Indian parents thought community college is for losers so I was forced

*his female teachers in middle/high school sometimes were a bit too friendly with him

nah they had a subconcious hatred of me

*only genre of music he likes is rap (although he may have liked EDM in the mid-2010s)

not sure how this makes you a chad, but no rap music is terrible

*had a job at a nightclub or bar once

nah

*has a deep voice


View: https://voca.ro/1C5QzJTvAZjK


View: https://voca.ro/1i8NphFnvqAv


*penis is at least 7 inches long and has an above average girth size

6.5 length by 5.5 girth, at least I got that going for me

*every girl he fucks has an orgasm

I mean one of the hookers I fucked was moaning the whole time, not sure if that counts

*won't lose any of his hair even in his 30s or even 40s

my brother is 32 has no hairloss, dad is in his 60's NW1, grandfather in his 90's NW3, me 27 no hairloss yet

*had success on Tinder or Bumble

nah

*even his sister has a crush on him

don't have a sister, have a brother and all the girls loved him, he's looks like an Indian Tom Welling
Image result for tom welling young
, If I didn't have a subhuman narrow Jaw I'd be HTN/chadlite


*had over 10 close friends

have a few close friends, but a lot of acquaintences, I socialmaxx and it doesn't get me laid, it's cope tbh, but having friends is good ngl

*has been a road trip with friends

went to Vegas with the boys 18 hour drive 3 day road trip, December 2019, was fun, fucked a hooker, gambled won some money, good times

*regularly went to music festivals and concerts

went to a few, but they're not my thing, too loud

*says bro way too much (in previous decades he said dude a lot instead)

yeah I think I do that

*binge drinks a lot

moderate/social drinker only

*women messaged him first on tinder

never got messaged, I got 3 matches in a week, and got ghosted by all of them,


@Edmund_Kemper not sure what this makes me, but I'm sure gatekeepers will get mad that another incel mogs them jfl
 
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*started puberty early at 10 or 11 (maybe even 9) and first ejaculated before age 12

started at 13-14, first cummed at 13

*looked physically mature as a teenager, and even at 15 he looked like a college student, and at 17 he looked 22

nah I always looked my age, even younger sometimes

*older women would flirt with him when he was a minor because they thought he was in his 20s

never

*had sex with a college girl when he was in HS, maybe even a woman who is fresh out of college (eg: 22 or 23)
never

*lost his virginity before 16

nope, lost it at 25 to an escort

*had his first kiss or first girlfriend in middle school

nope

*finished puberty at 15 or 16 (boys usually finish it at 16-17)

finished at around 17-18

*has over 20 sex partners and over 20 dating partners

nope, fucked a dozen escorts though

*cheated on his GFs

never had one

*played sports like football or basketball in HS

I played HS basketball in freshman and sophmore year, didn't get me laid though, I quit after I didn't make Varsity in Junior year, played football as a kid was never good enough to make football team so whatever

*height is at least 6 ft (bonus if it's at least 6'2")
6'0 but my brother mogs me brutally at 6'3

*goes to the gym everyday

I go 4-5 days a week, bro splits ftw

*has a six pack

yeah

*was in a fraternity in college

no

*partied every weekend throughout high school and college

hell no

*went to spring break every year in college

never

*often goes to bars and nightclubs, always picking up one night stands there

I've gone when I was younger, but the bar/nightclub thing isn't really for me, too loud

*has had a threesome with two hot girls at least once

never

*joined a 4 year uni instead of community college

yes but not because of some cool reason like an athletic scholarship, but because my Indian parents thought community college is for losers so I was forced

*his female teachers in middle/high school sometimes were a bit too friendly with him

nah they had a subconcious hatred of me

*only genre of music he likes is rap (although he may have liked EDM in the mid-2010s)

not sure how this makes you a chad, but no rap music is terrible

*had a job at a nightclub or bar once

nah

*has a deep voice


View: https://voca.ro/1C5QzJTvAZjK


*penis is at least 7 inches long and has an above average girth size

6.5 length by 5.5 girth, at least I got that going for me

*every girl he fucks has an orgasm

I mean one of the hookers I fucked was moaning the whole time, not sure if that counts

*won't lose any of his hair even in his 30s or even 40s

my brother is 32 has no hairloss, dad is in his 60's NW1, grandfather in his 90's NW3, me 27 no hairloss yet

*had success on Tinder or Bumble

nah

*even his sister has a crush on him

don't have a sister, have a brother and all the girls loved him, he's looks like an Indian Tom Welling
Image result for tom welling young
, If I didn't have a subhuman narrow Jaw I'd be HTN/chadlite


*had over 10 close friends

have a few close friends, but a lot of acquaintences, I socialmaxx and it doesn't get me laid, it's cope tbh, but having friends is good ngl

*has been a road trip with friends

went to Vegas with the boys 18 hour drive 3 day road trip, December 2019, was fun, fucked a hooker, gambled won some money, good times

*regularly went to music festivals and concerts

went to a few, but they're not my thing, too loud

*says bro way too much (in previous decades he said dude a lot instead)

yeah I think I do that

*binge drinks a lot

moderate/social drinker only

*women messaged him first on tinder

never got messaged, I got 3 matches in a week, and got ghosted by all of them,


@Edmund_Kemper not sure what this makes me, but I'm sure gatekeepers will get mad that another incel mogs them jfl


View: https://voca.ro/1i019Ik0Qrdp
 
The only one I check is the height, but not the bonus.
 
JBT (just be tall) didn't work for me.

Also, 6'1 is not that tall. It's the male average in places like the Netherlands.
Still mogs the majority of foids, tbh.
 
Still mogs the majority of foids, tbh.
Yeah, average foid height is way less than that anywhere in the world. But hypergamy has no bounds, does anyone here really think a truly ugly guy can coast solely on his slightly above average height nowadays when every foid is one swipe away from even taller and much better-looking Chads?
 
Yeah, average foid height is way less than that anywhere in the world. But hypergamy has no bounds, does anyone here really think a truly ugly guy can coast solely on his slightly above average height nowadays when every foid is one swipe away from even taller and much better-looking Chads?
I mean, aren't most Brazilians manlets? At least you are at the upper range of men in terms of height over there.
 
I mean, aren't most Brazilians manlets? At least you are at the upper range of men in terms of height over there.
Yes, but not that much. The average male height in Brazil is something like 1,75 (I think this is 5'9), even more in my particular location. It's not like I'm in East Timor or something.
 
He also has a driver license.
 

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