LifeFuel (Lifehack) Do this everytime you get a raging erection

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If you suffer from high libido and always get rock-hard erections when spotting cute foids, just imagine them taking a huge, smelly, diarrhea shit.

Works everytime for me.

But this is not guaranteed to work on everyone. If this lifehack doesn't kill your boner instantly, I'm sorry to tell you this but you're very likely a complete and utter :soy:
 
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This never works for me sadly
 
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just imagine her being on bestgore having her guts slashed out tbh
 
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Insomniac said:
just imagine her being on bestgore having her guts slashed out tbh

This turns me on.
 
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cool bro thanks
 
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Insomniac said:
just imagine her being on bestgore having her guts slashed out tbh
This is a thread about KILLING your boner, not expanding it. lol
 
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Insomniac said:
just imagine her being on bestgore having her guts slashed out tbh
he's trying to *reduce* his erection...
 
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Wanderlei said:
This is a thread about KILLING your boner, not expanding it. lol
over for jokecuckedcels :(
 
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Wanderlei said:
If you suffer from high libido and always get a rock-hard erection when spotting a cute foid, just imagine her taking a huge, smelly, diarrhea shit.

Works everytime for me.

But this is not guaranteed to work on everyone. If this lifehack doesn't kill your boner instantly, I'm sorry to tell you this but you're very likely a complete utter :soy:

this gets me harder confirmed
 
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i might try it man
 
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Why would you write this
 
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Everyone poops
 
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78980n said:
This never works for me sadly
Try flexing your arms. I heard it rushes your blood somewhere else.
 
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Wanderlei said:
If you suffer from high libido and always get rock-hard erections when spotting cute foids, just imagine them taking a huge, smelly, diarrhea shit.

Works everytime for me.

But this is not guaranteed to work on everyone. If this lifehack doesn't kill your boner instantly, I'm sorry to tell you this but you're very likely a complete and utter :soy:
Sometimes huge shits get me hard by stimulating my prostate.
 
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I have erectile dysfunction
 
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this won't work for scatfetishcels
 
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ThouShallObeyKing said:
this gets me harder confirmed
Plus I no longer get rock hard erections. :feelsbadman:
 
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i have problems with erection fapping to the porn ded srs
 
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Yeah even without cute foids in vicinity, I often get raging erection in public for no reason. But sadly I'm something of a femdomscatfetishcel so it doesn't work.

Insomniac said:
just imagine her being on bestgore having her guts slashed out tbh
This won't work either. I already fapped to a nude body of a beheaded girl when I was 14
 
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I dont get this random erections anymore, I have fapped too much
 
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Ignas said:
Yeah even without cute foids in vicinity, I often get raging erection in public for no reason. But sadly I'm something of a femdomscatfetishcel so it doesn't work.


This won't work either. I already fapped to a nude body of a beheaded girl when I was 14
Holy shit, dude. Are you seriously into that shit??? That is extremely giga-cucked tbh, I feel so sorry for you. You need help, bro, seriously. Getting turned on by the thought/act of getting completely dominated and shat on by foids is one of the most cucked things I can think of. Seriously, get help! NOW!
 
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Wanderlei said:
Holy shit, dude. Are you seriously into that shit??? That is extremely giga-cucked tbh, I feel so sorry for you. You need help, bro, seriously. Getting turned on by the thought/act of getting completely dominated and shat on by foids is one of the most cucked things I can think of. Seriously, get help! NOW!
I mean it doesn't increase my boner more if I think about that. But the thoughts of scat play with a foid doesn't kill my libido but instead sustain the boner I'm having