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I was a bit of a size queen when i was young dumb and full of cum :foidSoy:

WHO THE FUCK ACTUALLY TALKS LIKE THAT stupid retarded ugly whores
 
typical roastie behavior, who woulda thought, huh?
ah yeah roastie, that was the term for these past their prime coping whores, literally slipped my mind

what not being daily on .is anymore does to a mf :forcedsmile:
 
His penis mogs mine, but can his sex drive mog me?

I got a 4x3, which is kinda sad. As long as i can jerk off, im fine with it.
 
We don't even need to explain shit anymore. The facts are in plain sight
 
His penis mogs mine, but can his sex drive mog me?

I got a 4x3, which is kinda sad. As long as i can jerk off, im fine with it.
Brother don't believe any of these self reporting dick measurements. Most men just lie or exaggerate about it and foids are too stupid to know
 
Brother don't believe any of these self reporting dick measurements. Most men just lie or exaggerate about it and foids are too stupid to know
I'm skeptical of the penis studies
 
Yeah the guy was making a mistake the moment he bothered to be a stepdad. That and his wife didn't even wanna fuck him.
 
SHE GOT HIM A PROSTATE TOY :lul:
 
This made me wanna throw up my latte . Roasties are fucking revolting
 
Brother don't believe any of these self reporting dick measurements. Most men just lie or exaggerate about it and foids are too stupid to know
Foids lie about dick size all the time. Besides, I doubt most foids can even measure if they’ve had hundreds of dicks inside her
 
Imagine a guy cries in post something like
"My girlfriend broke up with me because I said she is ugly, showed her pictures of all the hot girls I was with in the past and I tried to cheered her up by saying if Im horny I can just watch porn and jerk off"

I wonder how much sympathy they will have for you
 
It's a sissy larper. You can always tell when fags write fiction.
 
Really goes to show that sex with a small penis is not sex. It is nothing but a humiliation ritual.
 
Imagine a guy cries in post something like
"My girlfriend broke up with me because I said she is ugly, showed her pictures of all the hot girls I was with in the past and I tried to cheered her up by saying if Im horny I can just watch porn and jerk off"

I wonder how much sympathy they will have for you
Perfect comparison.
 
Ryan Reynolds Reaction GIF

@LastGerman
I'm not gonna brag or anything but I've been told some things from escorts.....

Dont get me wrong @LastGerman is right that size is super important but I also think he kind of takes it way too far
 
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@LastGerman
Too many factors to ask from self reporting. Did they measure from base or balls? Did they measure it bone pressed? Was their penis fully erect or semi erect?
 
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I'm not gonna brag or anything but I've been told some things from escorts.....
Too many factors to ask from self reporting. Did they measure from base or balls? Did they measure it bone pressed? Was their penis fully erect or semi erect?
It is true that there has never been a proper study done on penis sizes, and that self-reported measurement are unreliable.
Dont get me wrong @
LastGerman
@LastGerman is right that size is super important but I also think he kind of takes it way too far
If you recognise that penis size is "super important", where does @LastGerman take it too far? What did you mean to say with your previous comments?
 
“Female duel mating strategy is just pseudo science bro” :soy:
 
He is a larper that is tall and big dick with a small dick humiliation fetish. Read the thread in bunker.
I have read that supposed "exposé" thread and I have responded to it:
@LastGerman is far below 6.3 inches, but even if he had that it still wouldn't meet the bare minimum requirement that is 7 inches (a 0.7 inches difference is very significant. Every millimeter counts). I would go so far to say that it wouldn't matter even if he in actuality had something like 9 inches as long as he was still miraculously an incel. All that matters is consistently affirming and contributing to the good fight that is the dickpill, which he has ALWAYS done. How everyone turned on him for a bunch of old tongue-in-cheek posts everyone should have already known about is beyond me. Even if every man in the world woke up with 9 inches tomorrow it would be possible that the dickpill fight would not be over, because the ideal penis size could very well lay beyond that. We quite simply do not know because there has never been any proper studies on this. All we can reliably know is that bigger is better and that there is a massive disparity in penis sizes that must be corrected.
I recognise that being tall is a superior trait but it is only a bonus, without a big penis it is a waste. People are way overrrating him when they say that he has a MTN face, but out of respect for @
LastGerman
@LastGerman I'm not going into details about that. Learn to be more discerning.
I doubt the users who turned on him have done the same.
 
They say the nastiest things without any shame
 
Now that her looks have hit the wall and Chad doesn't want her, she realizes that there's more to life than sex
 
“Female duel mating strategy is just pseudo science bro” :soy:
Tbh honestbat this point this isnt some mating strategy is just women trying to satisfy their needs, mating would require that they would actually try to produce offspring which they try to avoid under all circumstances
 
His penis mogs mine, but can his sex drive mog me?

I got a 4x3, which is kinda sad. As long as i can jerk off, im fine with it.
fellow dihcel, stay strong bro, at least we can beat it to porn yk
 
I would love to say I did not read. But I did
 

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