Emba
Jarjar Sphinx
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A few decades ago I came up with this concept-lie to distract from my Inceldom - long before the Incel word existed - so I could improve my social status and perhaps attract a mate with my "fidelity." Plus i got tired of people thinking i was gay! That shit really bothers me!!!
Basically, i bought a used wedding ring from a pawnshop, telling the dude there, "It's just like the one i sold to buy whisky!" And i wore it around.
I had a tiny old wallet photo from a thrift store as my "proof" of a dead wife. (From before cellphones)
If people questioned me very hard, my plan was to tear-up and say, "i don't want to talk about it."
If pushed i would say drunk driver killed her - also helping to explain my lack of wanting a car... (Poorcel)
I wore that ring for years until some famous murderer got big press for doing the exact same thing! Then I stopped.
I went back to my old standby lie...
"I had a lot of girlfriends in college and went to a lot of discos..."
As for why i don't have a girlfriend now my excuse is poverty. "Yeah, all the lovely ladys love pissing in my outhouse! Lol!!!" (Or camping in the woods...)
For a while i planned on saying my girlfriend was married and cheating on her husband with me...
The problem is... Once i had planned out my lies, nobody ever asked me!
When i was younger, 30's. The college-disco lie was king. Now it doesn't matter. Because nobody cares.
Maybe this will help a youngcel?
It sure beats people thinking u r gay!
Basically, i bought a used wedding ring from a pawnshop, telling the dude there, "It's just like the one i sold to buy whisky!" And i wore it around.
I had a tiny old wallet photo from a thrift store as my "proof" of a dead wife. (From before cellphones)
If people questioned me very hard, my plan was to tear-up and say, "i don't want to talk about it."
If pushed i would say drunk driver killed her - also helping to explain my lack of wanting a car... (Poorcel)
I wore that ring for years until some famous murderer got big press for doing the exact same thing! Then I stopped.
I went back to my old standby lie...
"I had a lot of girlfriends in college and went to a lot of discos..."
As for why i don't have a girlfriend now my excuse is poverty. "Yeah, all the lovely ladys love pissing in my outhouse! Lol!!!" (Or camping in the woods...)
For a while i planned on saying my girlfriend was married and cheating on her husband with me...
The problem is... Once i had planned out my lies, nobody ever asked me!
When i was younger, 30's. The college-disco lie was king. Now it doesn't matter. Because nobody cares.
Maybe this will help a youngcel?
It sure beats people thinking u r gay!