Subhuman Niceguy
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It never began for us.
Wageslaving is hard enough already, and now soyciety says that we need to worship our mothers on Mother's Day. Fuck that, I'm giving my mom some flowers, and a pancake breakfast.
My mother ruined my life, and she is a Vietnam-era helicopter hovering over me all the time. I was at my computer checking the price of Bitcoin, when suddenly Nemesis from Resident Evil pops up behind me, and she asked me, "what are you looking at that cost $38,000?".
I quickly used the old, "I'm looking at stocks" excuse, I hate my fucking mom.
Let me have a gf, instead of being forced to hangout with my mom all day!
Nobody calls me on the phone, except for my job, and my mom.
Wageslaving is hard enough already, and now soyciety says that we need to worship our mothers on Mother's Day. Fuck that, I'm giving my mom some flowers, and a pancake breakfast.
My mother ruined my life, and she is a Vietnam-era helicopter hovering over me all the time. I was at my computer checking the price of Bitcoin, when suddenly Nemesis from Resident Evil pops up behind me, and she asked me, "what are you looking at that cost $38,000?".
I quickly used the old, "I'm looking at stocks" excuse, I hate my fucking mom.
Let me have a gf, instead of being forced to hangout with my mom all day!
Nobody calls me on the phone, except for my job, and my mom.