Discussion Lesser of two evils: your suffering or your enemy's satisfaction? (read the OP before voting)

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Idlevillagercel

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First of all: If you're a turbo autist living in a nice place and you've avoided people your entire life (you don't really know what it's like to have an enemy) then please don't vote.

My definition of enemy :feelsseriously:: A person that knows you IRL and has fucked with you in the past/is currently fucking with you/will fuck with you in the future (you hate this person)

So imagine this: An omnipotent being gives you two options:

Option number one: You get to beat the living shit out of your enemy but then afterwards his memory of the beating will be erased and replaced with a fake memory of him beating your ass (and another fake memory of an accident or whatever to explain the damage on his own body)

Option number two: Your enemy beats your ass but then afterwards his memory will be erased and replaced with a fake memory of you beating the shit out of him and getting away with it.

What would you choose? :feelsStudy:
 
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Option 2 so he leaves me alone in the future
 
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As much as I prefer 2, I would have to do option 1 because he would fuck with me more and maybe report me
 
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RainerNLM said:
Option 2 so he leaves me alone in the future

TheProphetMuscle said:
As much as I prefer 2, I would have to do option 1 because he would fuck with me more and maybe report me

The thought experiment is about whether your suffering is worse than your enemy's satisfaction. Stop being a bitch for once and vote again :lasereyes:
 
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very difficult choice
 
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Option 1 if he gets to stay in hospital for the rest of his life.
 
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As long as no one saw I'd want em to know I could beat their ass. I can beat anyone's ass.
 
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RainerNLM said:
Option 2 so he leaves me alone in the future

TheProphetMuscle said:
As much as I prefer 2, I would have to do option 1 because he would fuck with me more and maybe report me

fast_curry said:
Option 1 if he gets to stay in hospital for the rest of his life.

Therapywasaaste said:
As long as no one saw I'd want em to know I could beat their ass. I can beat anyone's ass.

This is the problem with thoughts experiments. A lot of you retards will ignore the main point of the experiment and go off on imaginary tangents like the absolute dumbshits you are. Fuck all of you tbh
 
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1 because I'm gonna stomp his head on the pavement when he attacks me since i know i can beat his ass already.
 
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Idlevillagercel said:
This is the problem with thoughts experiments. A lot of you retards will ignore the main point of the experiment and go off on imaginary tangents like the absolute dumbshits you are. Fuck all of you tbh
Idlevillagercel said:
You get to beat the living shit out of your enemy
Define what it means to "beat the living shift out of your enemy". Instead of insulting everyone else's IQ you should be more specific or you don't deserve any meaningful discussion.
 
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fast_curry said:
Define what it means to "beat the living shift out of your enemy". Instead of insulting everyone else's IQ you should be more specific or you don't deserve any meaningful discussion.
Gimme your address so I can go over to your place and beat the living shit out of you dumbfuck. Then you will understand what it means :feelsree:
 
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Idlevillagercel said:
Gimme your address so I can go over to your place and beat the living shit out of you dumbfuck. Then you will understand what it means :feelsree:
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500
Here's a picture of mine in case you don't recognize me after I bleached my skin:
 
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Option 2. I'd rather live without regrets.
 
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Option 1 because Idgaf about what his memories are gonna be like and I just wanna beat people
 
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i dont want to get my ass beat. That hurts!
it would be better to inflict harm on him, regardless if he doesn’t know that i did it
 
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fast_curry said:
Option 1 if he gets to stay in hospital for the rest of his life.
Vrthraghna said:
Option 1 because Idgaf about what his memories are gonna be like and I just wanna beat people
:yes:
 
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Option one and break his spine so he would become handicapped.