NSFW Lesser negative effects of not having a sex life

[zephyr]

I have never googled how to clean my underwear after accidental seminal emission until today. In the past I just burried it under my clothes. A strong association of shame. Rather than just learning how to clean it like any other mess.

I'm 33 and it has never, ever, occured to me that I could have just wiped the coom from my clothes with a tissue then flush that down the toilet. I was laying in bed thinking how much that would have solved so many past times it's happened.

I could hear my neighbours complaining last night about the smell. How they had to open a window. The lost respect for me again. They had no idea I've come up with a better system after the event that had I've employed they'd have not even noticed anything. Actually maddening.

Edit: The moment I opened my own Window I heard a Cat fight. Wich only added to disturbing my neighbours.

 

[leprechaundownunder]

Damn bro 33 living like this is rough , whats stopping you from roping?

 

[cathuluelitist]

Just dump a cleaner and bury it

 

[Pancakecel]

Damn bro 33 living like this is rough , whats stopping you from roping?

You rope first, GrAYfag

 

[Pikacel]

I just throw it in the washing machine

 

[The Supreme Goyim]

Not relatable, never cummed my pants before.

 

[zephyr]

Damn bro 33 living like this is rough , whats stopping you from roping?

It's gonna be an awkward night tonight, do you have any advice for me?

 

[leprechaundownunder]

It's gonna be an awkward night tonight, do you have any advice for me?

Whys it gonna be awkward? Whats happening?

 

[Emba]

Not relatable, never cummed my pants before.

It's the only place I can cum


My pants love me

 

[BoredWolf]

I have never googled how to clean my underwear after accidental seminal emission until today. In the past I just burried it under my clothes. A strong association of shame. Rather than just learning how to clean it like any other mess.

I'm 33 and it has never, ever, occured to me that I could have just wiped the coom from my clothes with a tissue then flush that down the toilet. I was laying in bed thinking how much that would have solved so many past times it's happened.

I could hear my neighbours complaining last night about the smell. How they had to open a window. The lost respect for me again. They had no idea I've come up with a better system after the event that had I've employed they'd have not even noticed anything. Actually maddening.

Edit: The moment I opened my own Window I heard a Cat fight. Wich only added to disturbing my neighbours.

I personally hate nocturnal emissions as they sting whenever I have them ,so I just jerk off so I don’t have to expirence that

 

[zephyr]

Whys it gonna be awkward? Whats happening?

My neighbours are gonna be on high alert all night tonight while I'm in my room. It's gonna be sooooooooo awkward.

 

[leprechaundownunder]

My neighbours are gonna be on high alert all night tonight while I'm in my room. It's gonna be sooooooooo awkward.

Why? Whats going on?

 

[zephyr]

Why? Whats going on?

They're gonna expect me to #Coom again.

 

[leprechaundownunder]

They're gonna expect me to #Coom again.

So what are u gonna do?

 

[zephyr]

So what are u gonna do?

Not #Coom.

 

[andrej]

Wash it in the sink with warm water and some soap then throw it into the washing machine

 

[zephyr]

Wash it in the sink with warm water and some soap then throw it into the washing machine

I googled it today. You actually need to use cold water.

 

[andrej]

I googled it today. You actually need to use cold water.

Interesting. From my experience warm/hot water got rid of the stains more than cold water

 

[Morbilius]

Just use a box of tissues, so many inkwells on here using socks or whatever else instead of just wiping it off

 

[zephyr]

Damn bro 33 living like this is rough , whats stopping you from roping?

I have to go to bed now because of my stupid parents

The Internet is wild

 

[diedlonely]

What's that, is it like a smear stain?
Can't say I've had this problem even with this being day 170 without release. But then again I do wear loose briefs instead of fitted boxers.

 

[AdExpress]

washing machine no?

 

[zephyr]

What's that, is it like a smear stain?

It's #Coom.

washing machine no?

It was Night time

 

[The Supreme Goyim]

It's the only place I can cum


My pants love me

I personally have a pillow, a jizz pillow, one for which I ejaculate on and it goes back in my closet

 

[ogercel]

I need sex once a fortnight or I get a nervous breakdown