Serious Kill an incel get a virgin gf magic button

[-EndlessVirginity-]

One midnight a magic button appears before you, next to it a note reads:
Push the button and in a week you will meet a beautiful virgin girl who will become your gf
And a random incel will die in a horrible accident
You have one minute before this button disappears

 

[happiless]

Sorry deadcel

 

[Mainländer]

No.

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Honestly idk it is a very hard decision

 

[Teutonic Knight]

Just go to hell theory

 

[SkinnyBaldcel]

This is not hard, you will get 2 ascensions - one incel gets his greatest wish fulfilled, leaving this shit earth and end his suffering and the other one gets a virgin gf

 

[Deleted member 11159]

I'd probably be doing the incel a favor.

 

[Blacktarpill]

I would press it, probably that incel wants to die.

 

[WawelDragon1683]

I would press it. No hesitation.

 

[-EndlessVirginity-]

This is not hard, you will get 2 ascensions - one incel gets his greatest wish fulfilled, leaving this shit earth and end his suffering and the other one gets a virgin gf

I'd probably be doing the incel a favor.

Remember it's a random incel. You can't be 100% sure who you'd be killing.

 

[Deleted member 16809]

no, I don't really give a shit about having a gf anymore, if the question said "you will become psl 8" then I would press it

 

[Deleted member 21219]

I wouldnt kill an incel based on principle. Doing so would make me a thirsty cuck and i will never stoop that low.

 

[Deleted member 21504]

I'd wipe all you mfs out 4 a virgin gf (looksmatch or better, ofc), no offense.

 

[BlkPillPres]

One midnight a magic button appears before you, next to it a note reads:
Push the button and in a week you will meet a beautiful virgin girl who will become your gf
And a random incel will die in a horrible accident
You have one minute before this button disappears

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1. I wouldn't push, not worth it, don't really want a GF anyways want sex without the hassle, mind games, keeping up appearances, etc, so escortcelling is the only path for me now

2. Its very vague so it leaves open the possibility that you could ironically kill yourself as you are still incel

You could push the button, meet that virgin and become her BF in a week, and then die shortly after or the same day in an accident JFL

 

[Deleted member 21504]

1. I wouldn't push, not worth it, don't really want a GF anyways want sex without the hassle, mind games, keeping up appearances, etc, so escortcelling is the only path for me now

2. Its very vague so it leaves open the possibility that you could ironically kill yourself as you are still incel'

You could push the button, meet that virgin and become her BF in a week, and then die shortly after or the same day in an accident JFL

Dat risk tolerance

 

[Justdone]

No! i won’t sacrifice an incel or a random person I ain’t like the elite .

Just go to hell theory

 

[zombie]

Most incels are already suicidal anyway, lol

 

[BrendioEEE]

Is it anyone who identifies as an Incel or anyone who objectively is an Incel?

 

[Deleted member 818]

No I won't kill my incel brothers.

 

[Speed]

Most incels are already suicidal anyway, lol

 

[-EndlessVirginity-]

1. I wouldn't push, not worth it, don't really want a GF anyways want sex without the hassle, mind games, keeping up appearances, etc, so escortcelling is the only path for me now

2. Its very vague so it leaves open the possibility that you could ironically kill yourself as you are still incel'

You could push the button, meet that virgin and become her BF in a week, and then die shortly after or the same day in an accident JFL

Your inceldom had already stopped the moment the magic button had appeared because it gives you a choice to get a gf, choice you didn't have before, which is what made you an incel.
That means you've become a volcel the moment that magic button appeared, now you can choose to get a gf or be a volcel, but you cannot be an incel anymore if you don't press it.
Then, you wouldn't get killed by that button.

No I won't kill my incel brothers.

Those brothers have already pushed the button buddy boyo. Look how the survey is going.

 

[BrendioEEE]

Odds are a degenerate will die anyways, i'll push it

 

[Deleted member 21714]

Would punch the button with all my force in an instant. The dopamine signals that are going to be sent up my spine are 1000x more important than anyone's life.

 

[Akkadian]

I mean I voted no, but if you think about it. You get a virgin foid, and an incel finally gets to leave this gay earth so win/win?

 

[-EndlessVirginity-]

Odds are a degenerate will die anyways, i'll push it

Would punch the button with all my force in an instant. The dopamine signals that are going to be sent up my spine are 1000x more important than anyone's life.

morals I see

I mean I voted no, but if you think about it. You get a virgin foid, and an incel finally gets to leave this gay earth so win/win?

An innocent incel
dies in a horrible accident because you pressed that button.

 

[BlkPillPres]

Your inceldom had already stopped the moment the magic button had appeared because it gives you a choice to get a gf

It hasn't stopped till the moment you meet her

 

[Dregster]

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Sorry deadcel

Where's @Insomniac or @Ritalincel

Shit even @Michael15651

Ill strangle one of these guys myself for that reward, fuck the button.

Remember it's a random incel. You can't be 100% sure who you'd be killing.

It's Over

 

[Hate_my_life]

leaves open the possibility that you could ironically kill yourself as you are still incel

Voted yes.

 

[-EndlessVirginity-]

Voted yes.

lol
you're not an incel if you have the opportunity to have a virgin gf so you wouldn't kill yourself.

 

[Hate_my_life]

lol
you're not an incel if you have the opportunity to have a virgin gf so you wouldn't kill yourself.

Yeah but either way, based on what Blkpillpres said I dont lose either way.

 

[-EndlessVirginity-]

Yeah but either way, based on what Blkpillpres said I dont lose either way.

If the fact of having a button that grants you the wish of having a gf doesn't automatically make you a nonincel, then yes you could get killed.

 

[grayjedi90]

No, i have principles and would never kill one of my own.

 

[-EndlessVirginity-]

No, i have principles and would never kill one of my own.

So far there's an incel majority who is pushing the button.

 

[Deleted member 8884]

I was hoping this was going to be a thread in which we tag who we want to kill.




But no I wouldn't do it. I'm sure some narcissists on this website wouldn't hesitate though tbh.

 

[zangano1]

Yes, most incels want to die anyway, it's a win win

 

[starystulejarz]

I'd probably be doing the incel a favor.

 

[Twinkcel]

I can’t physically kill someone but if it was just a button and I don’t know the died incel then fuck it I would press it.

 

[roto2]

I'd probably be doing the incel a favor.

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

I would press it, probably that incel wants to die.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

It would suck to press it if the virgin gf was fat, short, and ugly and the incel who died was a wealthy normiecel on his way to get a rhinoplasty.

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

It's some kind of win-win situation for both

 

[Gabe]

Depends. If the incel want to die then yes. Absolutely. But I would not kill a fellowcel for a gf, I value life more than that.

 

[-EndlessVirginity-]

It would suck to press it if the virgin gf was fat, short, and ugly and the incel who died was a wealthy normiecel on his way to get a rhinoplasty.

Push the button and in a week you will meet a beautiful virgin girl who will become your gf
And a random incel will die in a horrible accident

 

[sub8male]

Remember it's a random incel. You can't be 100% sure who you'd be killing.

Could it be an ITcel?

 

[Deleted member 7573]

I just can't man, The only people I feel empathy for are incels.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Just noticed, fuark.

 

[RollD20]

Depends, if its a incel who is happy coping away I wouldn't.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

1. I wouldn't push, not worth it, don't really want a GF anyways want sex without the hassle, mind games, keeping up appearances, etc, so escortcelling is the only path for me now

2. Its very vague so it leaves open the possibility that you could ironically kill yourself as you are still incel

You could push the button, meet that virgin and become her BF in a week, and then die shortly after or the same day in an accident JFL

High IQ tbh

no, I don't really give a shit about having a gf anymore, if the question said "you will become psl 8" then I would press it

This is the better option

 

[-EndlessVirginity-]

Could it be an ITcel?

Depends, if its a incel who is happy coping away I wouldn't.

You'd kill a random incel.

Push the button and in a week you will meet a beautiful virgin girl who will become your gf
And a random incel will die in a horrible accident

 

[RollD20]

You'd kill a random incel.

Push the button and in a week you will meet a beautiful virgin girl who will become your gf
And a random incel will die in a horrible accident
You have one minute before this button disappears

She would probably see my bad personality and dump me to next day, if it doesn't improve me looks I am screwed either way.