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LifeFuel Just saved myself $150-200, at least an hour commute, and possible criminal charges

KingOfRome

KingOfRome

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I wasted quite a bit of time browsing escort directories, as the hand just wasn't going to cut it this time, and even got close to messaging an escort. Good thing I remembered Ritalin-chan in the closet. The sex she gives me is about the same as I'd get from most escorts, if not better due to her not requiring a condom, and she doesn't charge by the hour.

Take the dollpill, folks. An ex-escortcel can tell you there's absolutely no reason to cuck out to literal whores, especially if you can afford their services in the first place.
 
True, one way to tell if the escort is a cop is to ask to take pictures, and it she says no it's most likely a cop since a real escort wouldn't care.
 
I love my onahole, best purchase I’ve made in a long time. Just wish I had more privacy and free time to use it. Wagecucking and living with your parents is hell.
 
Criminal charges for fucking a prostitute, JFLl at the US.

If they want to do that shit they should at least enforce puritanism and marriage correctly, but no, foids get to have a cake and eat it too.
 

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