Story Tonight, I escortcel'd again. My take on EscortCeling (videos and pic included).

[Deleted member 4760]

Don't do it.

At least, that's what I would say on a first whim.
But thinking about it now, there are few good sides on going to escorts as an Incel. Is it degenerate? Yes. But, done the right way in the right circumstances, it MAY sometimes be a good cope. Sometimes and definitely not for everyone.

Alright, so despite my horrid and traumatic experience the last time I went to seek the services of an escort; I still got into paying for sex tonight again.
https://incels.is/threads/when-even-fat-hookers-escorts-wont-respect-you.31656/


As I was leaving for work, I started browsing and looking for hookers online in my area.I did not intend to really see one.They are all so expansive after all.
As I was scrolling through the ads, I saw this girl who was available located within an area on my way back home. Booked an hour with her and ended up going to her place....

Of course, what made her offer attractive is that she was only charging 120$ for the hour...NEVER go to cheap escorts. You will regret it EVERYTIME!!..

ANyway. I get there. We proceed to have sex (lasted 3-5 minutes) once and then I go home..

Here's a pic of her:


So I learned a few lessons from tonight. This was the tenth time I went to an escort (only ever had sex with escort kek).

1:NEVER SEEK A CHEAP ESCORT:

While it may be tempting to save a few bucks when going to hookers...there's always a catch behind and a ''price'' to pay for it.
The cheaper they are, the lowest class of men gets to her and fucks, meaning; higher chances of nasty STD and aids.
Also, they are usually unattractive and physically neglected. The one I saw tonight had a very average body, missing teeth, cheap tattoos and a patch of hair missing from her scalp. She had short boyish hair, a heavy-smoker crass voice and walked oddly like she had just taken a line of LSD.
She's straight up looked like a cocaine addict. Nasty, I know. However, I was only there for the fucking.

Also the place seemed straight up like a crack house. It was in the basement of an apartment building in a poor class neighborhood. While she was getting prepared, I took a video of the place with my cellphone :
http://webm.land/media/Ii4v.webm


2:NEVER BOOK FOR OVER 30 MIN:
Rookie and inexperienced subhumans (like me for instance) are always in the excitation of the moment regarding these things. Sex is such a privilege out of reach for us that when you get access to it,even if it's by paying, you hope to maximize your investment by booking an hour with the roastie.

Here's the truth boyos, you will not even last 5 minutes; even more true if you are inexperienced like me.
I never think beforehand as the idiot I am. I foolishly always go for the hour (doubling thus the price) thinking I will fuck the hoe twice during that time. It usually doesn't go this way. I get to her place. Fuck the girl. Jizzes after 3-4 minutes. Feel like complete shit and then gets home...Meaning I've been paying hundreds of dollars for 3 minutes sex sessions with cheap hookers...Definitely not a good cope in such conditions.

3: DON'T TRY TO ESCORTCEL TO GET INTIMACY:

Tonight, I went there strictly to get laid. But apparently, I've read some posts and heard stories about dudes who go to hookers, try to socialize with the girl, get her sympathy and often, after repeated appointments, fall in love with her; which is the ultimate cuckery. Only seek hookers for sex, never for validation, emotional bonding or sympathy. These women do not and never will ever have one ounce of respect or empathy for you.


However, the nice sides you can get from going there is :

1: REDUCES VAGINA OBSESSION

Probably the best part. Whenever one cannot obtain sex. He tends to obsess over it . Men who can get laid, frequently thinks about how they can get access the nearest available vagina. It becomes a primary thought he cannot let behind for the life of him. He often, then starts to act in violent, hateful ways (incels) or whiteknight cuckish adoration (Cucktears) in his inabilty to get his dick wet.

Fucking a hookers may solve that. When the act is finished, it definitely clears my mind. I have this ''Man, that was good but that's just it?''...For he next couple of weeks, month, I can actually focus on other stuff, instead of this incessant ''How does a vagina feels like'' mind paralyzing thought.


2: YOU MAY GET EXPERIENCE AND ACTUALLY ENJOY YOUR TIME THERE.
My fucking tonight, was quite short as usual but it was an ok-fun..Unlike the previous times, I actually managed to thrust (it's actually very difficult to do, porn make it seem easy) in repeated manners. Not only I finally got better at it, it was better than my usual lonely wank...


3: GIVES YOU ABUNDANCE MENTALITY

Pussy scarcity as I said earlier is a very dangerous mindset. This is why BetaBux exists after all.
Most Incels only chance of ever ascending is to be Beta Bux for a used up single mom roastie in her 30-40's...

Don't be fooled thought. Foids do not and will never love their ATM Johnny MCBucks. They're merely a useful convenience.
If you do not want to be a BetaBux (as your only way of accessing pussy), you will have to adopt the pussy abundance philosophy, which is only attainable through hookers if you're an incel...

So yeh, that's it. Sorry for the long post.
COPE I know.

 

[EthnicelNL]

TLDR You're better and cheaper off jerking it.

 

[catfishman23]

sorry i could not do it, it literally destroys your self esteem

 

[L9xddddd]

Lmao at the mickey mouse blanket

 

[Deleted member 60]

if you pay for an hour, you're supposed to get an hour. wtf is this

 

[Deleted member 4760]

TLDR You're better and cheaper off jerking it.

Sometimes porn just will not do it.

I mean escortceling every once or 2 year can't be that bad.

Also, for some reason, this was playing in my head while I was pounding her:



Lol, I was trying to catch that rhythm. I must've looked like a retard tbh.

 

[hänonlutka]

The one I saw tonight had a very average body, missing teeth, cheap tattoos and a patch of hair missing from her scalp. She had short boyish hair, a heavy-smoker crass voice and walked oddly like she had just taken a line of LSD.
She's straight up looked like a cocaine addict. Nasty, I know. However, I was only there for the fucking.

That sounds horrible. 120$ is way to much for her she sounds like a 20$ streetwhore. Thank good I live in Germany where prostitution is legal. For that price u could get a decent looking girl here for escortcelling.

 

[Deleted member 4760]

sorry i could not do it, it literally destroys your self esteem

That's true though but what's self esteem do you have when you 've ebnn what I got through.

Before all of that escortceling journey, Itried to looksmaxx, ascend and socialmax as much as I could only to get rejected harshly multiples time..That's when my self esteem drastically plummeted.

Escortceling really aint that bad in comparison. Especially if you've accpeted your fate as a truecel..

But an average looking normie like you couldn't understand that...

 

[Hoez4life]

If you like a girl become a regular and you will get a better prices and she will preform better

 

[Deleted member 4760]

That sounds horrible. 120$ is way to much for her she sounds like a 20$ streetwhore. Thank good I live in Germany where prostitution is legal. For that price u could get a decent looking girl here for escortcelling.

And it lasted 3 minutes.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Don't do it.

At least, that's what I would say on a first whim.
But thinking about it now, there are few good sides on going to escorts as an Incel. Is it degenerate? Yes. But, done the right way in the right circumstances, it MAY sometimes be a good cope. Sometimes and definitely not for everyone.

Alright, so despite my horrid and traumatic experience the last time I went to seek the services of an escort; I still got into paying for sex tonight again.
https://incels.is/threads/when-even-fat-hookers-escorts-wont-respect-you.31656/


As I was leaving for work, I started browsing and looking for hookers online in my area.I did not intend to really see one.They are all so expansive after all.
As I was scrolling through the ads, I saw this girl who was available located within an area on my way back home. Booked an hour with her and ended up going to her place....

Of course, what made her offer attractive is that she was only charging 120$ for the hour...NEVER go to cheap escorts. You will regret it EVERYTIME!!..

ANyway. I get there. We proceed to have sex (lasted 3-5 minutes) once and then I go home..

Here's a pic of her:
View attachment 34648

So I learned a few lessons from tonight. This was the tenth time I went to an escort (only ever had sex with escort kek).

1:NEVER SEEK A CHEAP ESCORT:

While it may be tempting to save a few bucks when going to hookers...there's always a catch behind and a ''price'' to pay for it.
The cheaper they are, the lowest class of men gets to her and fucks, meaning; higher chances of nasty STD and aids.
Also, they are usually unattractive and physically neglected. The one I saw tonight had a very average body, missing teeth, cheap tattoos and a patch of hair missing from her scalp. She had short boyish hair, a heavy-smoker crass voice and walked oddly like she had just taken a line of LSD.
She's straight up looked like a cocaine addict. Nasty, I know. However, I was only there for the fucking.

Also the place seemed straight up like a crack house. It was in the basement of an apartment building in a poor class neighborhood. While she was getting prepared, I took a video of the place with my cellphone :
http://webm.land/media/Ii4v.webm


2:NEVER BOOK FOR OVER 30 MIN:
Rookie and inexperienced subhumans (like me for instance) are always in the excitation of the moment regarding these things. Sex is such a privilege out of reach for us that when you get access to it,even if it's by paying, you hope to maximize your investment by booking an hour with the roastie.

Here's the truth boyos, you will not even last 5 minutes; even more true if you are inexperienced like me.
I never think beforehand as the idiot I am. I foolishly always go for the hour (doubling thus the price) thinking I will fuck the hoe twice during that time. It usually doesn't go this way. I get to her place. Fuck the girl. Jizzes after 3-4 minutes. Feel like complete shit and then gets home...Meaning I've been paying hundreds of dollars for 3 minutes sex sessions with cheap hookers...Definitely not a good cope in such conditions.

3: DON'T TRY TO ESCORTCEL TO GET INTIMACY:

Tonight, I went there strictly to get laid. But apparently, I've read some posts and heard stories about dudes who go to hookers, try to socialize with the girl, get her sympathy and often, after repeated appointments, fall in love with her; which is the ultimate cuckery. Only seek hookers for sex, never for validation, emotional bonding or sympathy. These women do not and never will ever have one ounce of respect or empathy for you.


However, the nice sides you can get from going there is :

1: REDUCES VAGINA OBSESSION

Probably the best part. Whenever one cannot obtain sex. He tends to obsess over it . Men who can get laid, frequently thinks about how they can get access the nearest available vagina. It becomes a primary thought he cannot let behind for the life of him. He often, then starts to act in violent, hateful ways (incels) or whiteknight cuckish adoration (Cucktears) in his inabilty to get his dick wet.

Fucking a hookers may solve that. When the act is finished, it definitely clears my mind. I have this ''Man, that was good but that's just it?''...For he next couple of weeks, month, I can actually focus on other stuff, instead of this incessant ''How does a vagina feels like'' mind paralyzing thought.


2: YOU MAY GET EXPERIENCE AND ACTUALLY ENJOY YOUR TIME THERE.
My fucking tonight, was quite short as usual but it was an ok-fun..Unlike the previous times, I actually managed to thrust (it's actually very difficult to do, porn make it seem easy) in repeated manners. Not only I finally got better at it, it was better than my usual lonely wank...


3: GIVES YOU ABUNDANCE MENTALITY

Pussy scarcity as I said earlier is a very dangerous mindset. This is why BetaBux exists after all.
Most Incels only chance of ever ascending is to be Beta Bux for a used up single mom roastie in her 30-40's...

Don't be fooled thought. Foids do not and will never love their ATM Johnny MCBucks. They're merely a useful convenience.
If you do not want to be a BetaBux (as your only way of accessing pussy), you will have to adopt the pussy abundance philosophy, which is only attainable through hookers if you're an incel...

So yeh, that's it. Sorry for the long post.
COPE I know.

I've always been for Escortcelling. Long may it continue Akhi and remember she's also a servant of StBlackOpsCel. Treat her as you would treat another Brother. She's your aid worker and "cope/food provider".

Hopefully the mods won't ban you for posting a half naked woman in your first whack at things.

If you like a girl become a regular and you will get a better prices and she will preform better

Ahh okay. I'd gladly be a regular to a harem. InshStBlackOpsCel.

 

[Blancmange]

there was an escort that lived a few blocks away from where I live, she looked like jb but was actually 22.
I guess prices are really just a matter of where you live...this girl was $60 for a bj and $100 for sex

I saw that girl - Kayla about 6 or 7 times.
I would only ever fork out money for white teenage/'early 20's' girls that look healthy otherwise I'd rather just jerk off.

 

[Deleted member 4760]

Hopefully the mods won't ban you for posting a half naked woman in your first whack at things.

This isn't Reddit, chief

 

[Deleted member 10124]

if you pay for an hour, you're supposed to get an hour. wtf is this

This also. You're paying for time and companionship.

 

[catfishman23]

That's true though but what's self esteem do you have when you 've ebnn what I got through.

Before all of that escortceling journey, Itried to looksmaxx, ascend and socialmax as much as I could only to get rejected harshly multiples time..That's when my self esteem drastically plummeted.

Escortceling really aint that bad in comparison. Especially if you've accpeted your fate as a truecel..

But an average looking normie like you couldn't understand that...

the fact im only looking for an emotional connection, i see no use having sex with a female if nothing comes about.
The whole escort-celing is just self gratification and cope.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

That's true though but what's self esteem do you have when you 've ebnn what I got through.

Before all of that escortceling journey, Itried to looksmaxx, ascend and socialmax as much as I could only to get rejected harshly multiples time..That's when my self esteem drastically plummeted.

Escortceling really aint that bad in comparison. Especially if you've accpeted your fate as a truecel..

But an average looking normie like you couldn't understand that...

Same akhi.

 

[armis]

Sometimes porn just will not do it.

I mean escortceling every once or 2 year can't be that bad.

Also, for some reason, this was playing in my head while I was pounding her:



Lol, I was trying to catch that rhythm. I must've looked like a retard tbh.

 

[Deleted member 7448]

I don't understand, you pay for the hour why the fuck is it over after you cum? The hour is yours, if you wanted to should would have to fucking dance for the rest of the hour.

If you rent a car it's not over if you ran out of gas, you refill it and use it for the rest of the renting period.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

there was an escort that lived a few blocks away from where I live, she looked like jb but was actually 22.
I guess prices are really just a matter of where you live...this girl was $60 for a bj and $100 for sex

I saw that girl - Kayla about 6 or 7 times.
I would only ever fork out money for white teenage/'early 20's' girls that look healthy otherwise I'd rather just jerk off.

Yeah me too but in their mid twenties to mid thirties.

the fact im only looking for an emotional connection, i see no use having sex with a female if nothing comes about.
The whole escort-celing is just self gratification and cope.

I wouldn't say self gratification more like cope.

The harder they cope the softer they LARP.

The softer they cope the harder they LARP.

 

[EthnicelNL]

Also, for some reason, this was playing in my head while I was pounding her:

High iq tbh.

 

[Deleted member 4760]

View attachment 34655

This was an attempt at making humor. You guys are way too serious sometimes.

 

[Existentialcel]

if you pay for an hour, you're supposed to get an hour. wtf is this

You get an hour, but OP probably don't want to chill in a crack den.

Don't do it.

At least, that's what I would say on a first whim.
But thinking about it now, there are few good sides on going to escorts as an Incel. Is it degenerate? Yes. But, done the right way in the right circumstances, it MAY sometimes be a good cope. Sometimes and definitely not for everyone.

Alright, so despite my horrid and traumatic experience the last time I went to seek the services of an escort; I still got into paying for sex tonight again.
https://incels.is/threads/when-even-fat-hookers-escorts-wont-respect-you.31656/


As I was leaving for work, I started browsing and looking for hookers online in my area.I did not intend to really see one.They are all so expansive after all.
As I was scrolling through the ads, I saw this girl who was available located within an area on my way back home. Booked an hour with her and ended up going to her place....

Of course, what made her offer attractive is that she was only charging 120$ for the hour...NEVER go to cheap escorts. You will regret it EVERYTIME!!..

ANyway. I get there. We proceed to have sex (lasted 3-5 minutes) once and then I go home..

Here's a pic of her:
View attachment 34648

So I learned a few lessons from tonight. This was the tenth time I went to an escort (only ever had sex with escort kek).

1:NEVER SEEK A CHEAP ESCORT:

While it may be tempting to save a few bucks when going to hookers...there's always a catch behind and a ''price'' to pay for it.
The cheaper they are, the lowest class of men gets to her and fucks, meaning; higher chances of nasty STD and aids.
Also, they are usually unattractive and physically neglected. The one I saw tonight had a very average body, missing teeth, cheap tattoos and a patch of hair missing from her scalp. She had short boyish hair, a heavy-smoker crass voice and walked oddly like she had just taken a line of LSD.
She's straight up looked like a cocaine addict. Nasty, I know. However, I was only there for the fucking.

Also the place seemed straight up like a crack house. It was in the basement of an apartment building in a poor class neighborhood. While she was getting prepared, I took a video of the place with my cellphone :
http://webm.land/media/Ii4v.webm


2:NEVER BOOK FOR OVER 30 MIN:
Rookie and inexperienced subhumans (like me for instance) are always in the excitation of the moment regarding these things. Sex is such a privilege out of reach for us that when you get access to it,even if it's by paying, you hope to maximize your investment by booking an hour with the roastie.

Here's the truth boyos, you will not even last 5 minutes; even more true if you are inexperienced like me.
I never think beforehand as the idiot I am. I foolishly always go for the hour (doubling thus the price) thinking I will fuck the hoe twice during that time. It usually doesn't go this way. I get to her place. Fuck the girl. Jizzes after 3-4 minutes. Feel like complete shit and then gets home...Meaning I've been paying hundreds of dollars for 3 minutes sex sessions with cheap hookers...Definitely not a good cope in such conditions.

3: DON'T TRY TO ESCORTCEL TO GET INTIMACY:

Tonight, I went there strictly to get laid. But apparently, I've read some posts and heard stories about dudes who go to hookers, try to socialize with the girl, get her sympathy and often, after repeated appointments, fall in love with her; which is the ultimate cuckery. Only seek hookers for sex, never for validation, emotional bonding or sympathy. These women do not and never will ever have one ounce of respect or empathy for you.


However, the nice sides you can get from going there is :

1: REDUCES VAGINA OBSESSION

Probably the best part. Whenever one cannot obtain sex. He tends to obsess over it . Men who can get laid, frequently thinks about how they can get access the nearest available vagina. It becomes a primary thought he cannot let behind for the life of him. He often, then starts to act in violent, hateful ways (incels) or whiteknight cuckish adoration (Cucktears) in his inabilty to get his dick wet.

Fucking a hookers may solve that. When the act is finished, it definitely clears my mind. I have this ''Man, that was good but that's just it?''...For he next couple of weeks, month, I can actually focus on other stuff, instead of this incessant ''How does a vagina feels like'' mind paralyzing thought.


2: YOU MAY GET EXPERIENCE AND ACTUALLY ENJOY YOUR TIME THERE.
My fucking tonight, was quite short as usual but it was an ok-fun..Unlike the previous times, I actually managed to thrust (it's actually very difficult to do, porn make it seem easy) in repeated manners. Not only I finally got better at it, it was better than my usual lonely wank...


3: GIVES YOU ABUNDANCE MENTALITY

Pussy scarcity as I said earlier is a very dangerous mindset. This is why BetaBux exists after all.
Most Incels only chance of ever ascending is to be Beta Bux for a used up single mom roastie in her 30-40's...

Don't be fooled thought. Foids do not and will never love their ATM Johnny MCBucks. They're merely a useful convenience.
If you do not want to be a BetaBux (as your only way of accessing pussy), you will have to adopt the pussy abundance philosophy, which is only attainable through hookers if you're an incel...

So yeh, that's it. Sorry for the long post.
COPE I know.

Good post, cheap escorts are definetly not worth it.

 

[Deleted member 4760]

You get an hour, but OP probably don't want to chill in a crack den.

One that gets it

 

[Gigacel]

Just the thought of escortcelling depresses the fuck out of me. I couldn’t do it on my own so I have to fucking pay a strange women like some pathetic betabux. Which is what prostitution really is.

Not to mention that I would most likely fall in love and just make me suicidal

 

[Deleted member 10531]

I have wondered this question for ages:

Why don't you scam them. Just get sex and then, not pay

 

[leftyincel]

I haven't ever used an illegal prostitute, but the average escort where I live charges $400, fucking nuts, and they all look super weird, like this really gaudy, fake, playboy parody

I have wondered this question for ages:

Why don't you scam them. Just get sex and then, not pay

so you don't get beaten up by someone who works for the agency

 

[Deleted member 10531]

I haven't ever used an illegal prostitute, but the average escort where I live charges $400, fucking nuts, and they all look super weird, like this really gaudy, fake, playboy parody



so you don't get beaten up by someone who works for the agency

How'd they know, especially if you do it in a state you don't live in, you could even say that you would get your wallet from your car, then gtfo

 

[hänonlutka]

I have wondered this question for ages:

Why don't you scam them. Just get sex and then, not pay

Normally u pay before u fuck

 

[Anger]

Sometimes porn just will not do it.

I mean escortceling every once or 2 year can't be that bad.

Also, for some reason, this was playing in my head while I was pounding her:



Lol, I was trying to catch that rhythm. I must've looked like a retard tbh.

 

[Hoffman_13]

TLDR You're better and cheaper off jerking it.

masturbation wins again

 

[The End]

Lmao at the mickey mouse blanket

That was the best part.

"The one I saw tonight had a very average body, missing teeth, cheap tattoos and a patch of hair missing from her scalp. She had short boyish hair, a heavy-smoker crass voice and walked oddly like she had just taken a line of LSD."

Haha, that's great.

Was it really so depressing you wanted to get out of there ASAP? I'd have poked and prodded her for the remaining 55 minutes. I wouldn't go if I had to leave after one stinkin' orgasm.

I have wondered this question for ages:

Why don't you scam them. Just get sex and then, not pay

If you don't pay the pimp accosts you!

 

[ParanoidAnon]

if you pay for an hour, you're supposed to get an hour. wtf is this

I don't understand, you pay for the hour why the fuck is it over after you cum?

"Hey do you wanna netflix and chill while we wait for my refractory period to be over?" "Get yo ass out my house before i call my Pimp to sort you out". Nevertheless that would be super cringy and awkward.

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

TLDR You're better and cheaper off jerking it.

 

[PPEcel]

she looks meh